too effing hot

Wtf is this shit

Its hotter than balls in los angeles

God damn reptiles

it was 69 in Milwaukee today. too hot? not really, but weird for the season.

[Current temperature anomaly](http://www.cpc.ncep.noaa.gov/products/tanal/temp_analyses.php) doesn't get weird until west of the Bismarck-OK City line on the plains. In Rapid City, SD (for max T) or the Oregon/Idaho badlands (for min T) its pretty off the charts.

this is tokyo rosemary's fault

high of 90 tomorrow. may 3. chinese hoax. tax cuts

Every year it’s like people experience warm weather for the first time in their lives

1st AC of the year today. Actually a good bit later than last year.

We haven't even turned ours on yet. Last year, it happened on 4/19.

Every year it’s like people experience warm weather for the first time in their lives

true, i guess, but i find the jump from a high of 49°F monday to 89°F today uncalled for. tbf there's nil humidity but let's just ease our way into things, please

I thought I was just being my usual dramatic and hyperbolic self when I was complaining that it was just going to shift from winter to summer overnight but I'll be goddamned. Delete the weather, plz + thx.

this is tokyo rosemary's fault

I did switch out my winter clothes for my summer clothes on Monday, so sorry not sorry!!!

Seems like that might've been a tad premature...

Forty-degree jump a couple days ago, thirty-degree drop today. This is the kind of weather that makes me feel a little bit like I might be going crazy kind of maybe except actually probably so.

I watched the temperature drop 20 degrees in 20 minutes on my drive home today, that was fun.

New York City has four seasons: Fall, Suicide Winter, Mini-Spring and Stench of Garbage

— Jon Schwarz (@schwarz) May 23, 2016

Yes.

I love NY but I do not miss that. It's kind of terrible in the summer.

Also, it's insanely humid today and I want to die.

in Hotlanta it "FEELS" 90 degrees. i was going to go to the store but it is going to be in the 80's until 10 o'clock! also there is an air quality alert advising UNHEALTHY FOR SENSITIVE GROUPS until 8pm:

Air Quality Alert for North Fulton County, Georgia
Until 8:00pm EDT, Mon May 14

Action Recommended: Avoid the subject event as per the instructions
Issued by: Atlanta - GA, US, National Weather Service,
...CODE ORANGE AIR QUALITY ALERT IS IN EFFECT FOR ATLANTA FOR MONDAY MAY 14... THE GEORGIA DEPARTMENT OF NATURAL RESOURCES, ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION DIVISION HAS ISSUED A CODE ORANGE (UNHEALTHY FOR SENSITIVE GROUPS) AIR QUALITY ALERT FOR ATLANTA FOR MONDAY MAY 14. UNDER CODE ORANGE CONDITIONS, THE OUTDOOR AIR QUALITY IS LIKELY TO BE UNHEALTHY FOR SOME PEOPLE. CHILDREN, PEOPLE WHO ARE SENSITIVE TO OZONE, AND PEOPLE WITH HEART OR LUNG DISEASE SHOULD LIMIT PROLONGED OUTDOOR EXERTION DURING THE LATE AFTERNOON OR EARLY EVENING WHEN OZONE CONCENTRATIONS ARE HIGHEST. FOR ADDITIONAL INFORMATION ON THE AIR QUALITY INDEX, PLEASE VISIT HTTP://AIRNOW.GOV.

https://weather.com/weather/alerts/localalerts/l/USGA0028:1:US?phenomena=TAQ&significance=L&areaid=GAZ033&office=KFFC&etn=0000

PEOPLE WHO ARE SENSITIVE TO OZONE

So hot I’m walking down the street with a beer
Hazing and fading

91-96 F in New York on Monday

here it comes

Us redhaads don’t stand a chance in this heat

Look how people dress in Arabia and the Sahara. Staying cool is not necessarily about exposed skin, but a circulating layer of airflow under loose fitting robes. As the continental interiors become humid deserts some of us will adapt, so there may be hope for redheads. Personally, I have some thawbs, which make nice nightshirts.

Meanwhile:
Death toll jumps to 33 as heat wave continues to bake southern Quebec

Sahara has like zero humidity.

the fetid swamp i live in is not going to become a humid desert anytime soon.

it seems weird to die of heat in canada where it gets -1,000 degrees inwinter

yeah but that's celsius

As long as this is made of cotton and has pockets, this is my ideal garment:

http://serenecomfort.typepad.com/.a/6a014e8b59f04c970d01b8d197be6b970c-pi

My goal in life is to look like a Dominican abuela.

As the continental interiors become humid deserts some of us will adapt

please stop doing this

it seems weird to die of heat in canada where it gets -1,000 degrees inwinter

― Rabbit Control (Latham Green), Thursday, July 5, 2018 1:22 PM (fifty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a lot of places with cold winters have hot summers.

i love posting really obvious things, it's enjoyable

highs of 24 in vancouzy

never leavin' the best coast

😎

forecast here is 108 (aka 42) tomorrow.

oy

All time record highs within reach with forecast highs today of 113 at Burbank (all time record 113), 117 at Woodland Hills (119), & 105 Sandberg (106) in SW #CAwx. Many daily records will be broken. See a compiled list here! #LAheat #SoCal https://t.co/lYdy9Tdt1t pic.twitter.com/sGgk1nZxsL

— NWS Los Angeles (@NWSLosAngeles) July 6, 2018

damn

here in ohio i woke up and it feels incredible, back to 70 and a dewpoint of 59. so refreshing

i can dig the heat but this week was rough at times

RIP LA

high of 23 in Leipzig today after 31 yesterday, feels like a good dream

So much for "So much for global warming!"

I'm going to be in LA in a few weeks please god let it be a lot less hot than that jesus christ

Say prayers for my fridge/freezer, everybody

I never forget the fellow black Labrador owner telling me how her dog kept opening up the freezer and using it as ad hoc air-con while she was out.

117 °F here according to the nearest weather underground station

good news though it's a dry heat so it only feels like 117 °F

Hows arizona treating ya

Just like in Vancouver, people are saying the summers are gonna be hotter and winters colder in LA

It’s still 108 but it’s a dry heat

sounds nice

Incredible temperature gradients in LA County. *32 degree* difference right now between @UCLA campus (111) and the Santa Monica Pier ~5 miles away (79): a gradient of 6.4 degrees per mile over just 400 feet of elevation gain. (Remarkable vertical inversion too!) #CAwx #LAheatwave https://t.co/U2QYu5xmC7

— Daniel Swain (@Weather_West) July 7, 2018

So joking aside, now I’m actually curious as to why that happened

I had a friend text me about the temperature in LA today and was actually pretty shocked

The broiling temperatures were the result of a strong high-pressure system combined with offshore winds blowing from the desert to the ocean

Interesting

I’m actually relieved it’s not due to global warming

Well, it can be both, right? Global warming leading to those conditions.

<i>please stop doing this</i>

Just reporting the [bad news](http://www.pnas.org/content/107/21/9552.short). First spots to become surface uninhabitable, at least seasonally, will be coastal areas of the Persian Gulf, with the densely populated Ganges basin not far behind. But the shocker for me is how much worse wet-bulb temperatures in the Midwest will be compared to say current deserts the US West or the Atlantic coast at the same latitude.

http://web.science.unsw.edu.au/~stevensherwood/images/twmax_highresmap_hot_sm.png