snrk
― .oO (silby), Friday, 17 November 2017 22:00 (six years ago) link
AHAHAHA
― kim jong deal (suzy), Friday, 17 November 2017 22:00 (six years ago) link
too true!
lol
― Οὖτις, Friday, 17 November 2017 22:00 (six years ago) link
sounds like a december thread title
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 17 November 2017 22:03 (six years ago) link
doesn't beat previous contender "nobody knows it but everybody's saying it"
― Οὖτις, Friday, 17 November 2017 22:07 (six years ago) link
MURKOWSKI: Alexander-Murray *NOT* a precondition for her vote; she remains undecided on the tax bill https://t.co/Zvl5rCVUV0— Steven Dennis (@StevenTDennis) November 17, 2017
🤔
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 17 November 2017 22:56 (six years ago) link
i swear the tax cuts will work this time guys
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 17 November 2017 23:34 (six years ago) link
the audacity of hope
― Οὖτις, Friday, 17 November 2017 23:37 (six years ago) link
I finally watched the Orrin Hatch clip. Man, this pustule has been a menace to the public as long as I've paid attention to politics. Can he choke on a turkey bone or be caught with five dead boys?
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 18 November 2017 02:14 (six years ago) link
Surely he’s at least 100 years old
― .oO (silby), Saturday, 18 November 2017 02:18 (six years ago) link
― Dan S, Saturday, 18 November 2017 02:19 (six years ago) link
I’ll never forget “orrinating” from this Newsweek bit during the Clarence Thomas hearingshttp://www.newsweek.com/buzzwords-203554?rx=us
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 18 November 2017 02:48 (six years ago) link
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/17/us/politics/trump-russia-kushner.htmlThe subject line of the email, turned over to Senate investigators, read, “Russian backdoor overture and dinner invite,” according to one person who has seen the message.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 18 November 2017 02:52 (six years ago) link
That’s too many double entendres for one day, shut it down
― .oO (silby), Saturday, 18 November 2017 02:58 (six years ago) link
hahaha!
― Dan S, Saturday, 18 November 2017 03:01 (six years ago) link
subject: secret spy stuff, do not share!!!!
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 18 November 2017 10:02 (six years ago) link
oh god that's ridiculous. good thing kushner still has security clearance.
― "Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Saturday, 18 November 2017 11:25 (six years ago) link
"I know that Cory Booker is made up entirely of either kumbayah or the distilled essence of treachery depending on who you talk to but this move makes no sense from either angle."
maybe menendez is innocent? I dunno much about tbh
― akm, Saturday, 18 November 2017 18:00 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DO9X619XUAIfHPP.jpgIs Hope Hicks an alien?
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 19 November 2017 03:13 (six years ago) link
Yes
― Οὖτις, Sunday, 19 November 2017 03:26 (six years ago) link
Instead of tax reform, why not just require every poor and middle class person to send a check for, say, 000 to their favorite rich person.— Barbara Ehrenreich (@B_Ehrenreich) November 18, 2017
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 19 November 2017 16:57 (six years ago) link
The GOP has a huge political problem with their tax bill, which is that the public seems to understand it. pic.twitter.com/fo6s3zIj5w— Derek Thompson (@DKThomp) November 19, 2017
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 19 November 2017 17:23 (six years ago) link
The GOP tax policy for the poor and middle class has always been jam tomorrow, and never jam today.
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 19 November 2017 19:09 (six years ago) link
and that’s why phish fans vote democrat
― It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 20 November 2017 00:02 (six years ago) link
Sen. Jeff Flake(y), who is unelectable in the Great State of Arizona (quit race, anemic polls) was caught (purposely) on “mike” saying bad things about your favorite President. He’ll be a NO on tax cuts because his political career anyway is “toast.”— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 19, 2017
Where do you begin with this one
― frogbs, Monday, 20 November 2017 00:03 (six years ago) link
jeff flake said bad things about eisenhower?
― It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 20 November 2017 00:09 (six years ago) link
Never occurred to me how much the "extra" twitter characters would offer our "President" in the way of quotation "marks" !
― gimme the beet poison, free my soul (Doctor Casino), Monday, 20 November 2017 00:11 (six years ago) link
Jeff Flakey... Al Frankenstein... christ I'm waiting for trump to tweet NO U or YO MAMA SO FAT at someone.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 20 November 2017 00:11 (six years ago) link
that was basically his approach to kim jong-un fyi
― gimme the beet poison, free my soul (Doctor Casino), Monday, 20 November 2017 00:32 (six years ago) link
Someone needs to alert Melania of this cyberbully, stat.
― attention vampire (MatthewK), Monday, 20 November 2017 00:35 (six years ago) link
Shoplifting is a very big deal in China, as it should be (5-10 years in jail), but not to father LaVar. Should have gotten his son out during my next trip to China instead. China told them why they were released. Very ungrateful!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 19, 2017
lol he's still on this
― j., Monday, 20 November 2017 03:20 (six years ago) link
classy
― gimme the beet poison, free my soul (Doctor Casino), Monday, 20 November 2017 03:42 (six years ago) link
well it hits upon his two favorite black people tropes (ungrateful + criminals) so I suspect he'll be on it for a while
― frogbs, Monday, 20 November 2017 04:12 (six years ago) link
Also they're good at sports.
― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 20 November 2017 04:31 (six years ago) link
There are not two more media figures that deserve each other than Trump and LaVar Ball.
― earlnash, Monday, 20 November 2017 04:31 (six years ago) link
It's one of the more peculiar bits of genius Trump's pulled off--He's this "famous for 'being famous'" guy who's really connected with his base by dissing and feuding with genuinely talented people.
― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 20 November 2017 04:44 (six years ago) link
and LaVar Ball too
― frogbs, Monday, 20 November 2017 04:46 (six years ago) link
Definitely a nexus of horsexxxt when those two tango, hopefully they go all in.
― earlnash, Monday, 20 November 2017 04:51 (six years ago) link
I read Dave Weigel of the Washington Post tweet that not a single Democratic Senator was on the talk show circuit Sunday (and thus only Republicans got to talk about the tax bills)
― curmudgeon, Monday, 20 November 2017 05:42 (six years ago) link
I’ve been told all my life the Sunday talk shows exist but i have never ever seen one; I don’t think I know anyone who has.
― .oO (silby), Monday, 20 November 2017 06:18 (six years ago) link
They exist mainly to provide pull-quotes for news articles and sound bites for television news. Also, to fulfill public service programming in time slots that wouldn't sell ads anyway. As I understand it only political junkies ever watch them.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 20 November 2017 06:22 (six years ago) link
Political Junkies who are--if the non-PSA commercials are to be believed--also in the market for prescription and/OTC drugs with side effects including vomiting, diahrrea, constipation, blurry vision, suicidal thoughts, and errections lasting more than four hours.
― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 20 November 2017 06:31 (six years ago) link
eh, aren't the ads all about how Archer Daniels Midland is saving the world, etc?
― President Keyes, Monday, 20 November 2017 14:06 (six years ago) link
I misread this very badly
― the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Monday, 20 November 2017 14:15 (six years ago) link
haha
― crüt, Monday, 20 November 2017 15:05 (six years ago) link
also in the market for prescription and/OTC drugs with side effects including vomiting, diahrrea, constipation, blurry vision, suicidal thoughts, and errections lasting more than four hours.
coincidentally also the side effects of watching Sunday political talk shows
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 20 November 2017 15:17 (six years ago) link
my dad and i would yell at each other about Reagan in the '80s when the Sunday shows were on, and my mom would literally run in and turn the TV off.
good times
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Monday, 20 November 2017 15:28 (six years ago) link
http://images.rcp.realclearpolitics.com/329890_5_.jpg
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 20 November 2017 15:37 (six years ago) link
pbs fridays -- shields and (boo!) brooks -- is where it's at
― reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 20 November 2017 15:40 (six years ago) link
ok *now* I think Franken could be in real trouble: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/11/20/he-put-his-hand-full-fledged-on-my-rear-why-al-franken-is-in-a-lot-more-trouble-now/?hpid=hp_hp-top-table-main_fix-franken-1040am%3Ahomepage%2Fstory&utm_term=.263c95b22692
but we'll see
― Οὖτις, Monday, 20 November 2017 16:08 (six years ago) link