brexit negging when yr mandate is is trash: or further chronicles of a garbage-fire

Farage pushing Fidesz-style Soros conspiracies seems ominous

He has no fucking ideas at all. Imagine being this...unimaginative.

I can't imagine that.

Have we ever even checked Noel Edmonds position on brexit?

I could guess.

Is he going for deal or no deal?

Noel Edmonds was crankily tweeting "am I alone in thinking Britain is full?'" because he got caught in a traffic jam on the M1 or wherever. I think we can safely guess.

He also had that weird tv prog that was either about "rip-off Britain" or how sharia law was stealing the nuts from the bird-feeder at the bottom of his garden, his eyes are at least 80% swivel

Aye, he's made from Farage/Icke DNA. And he writes silly shit on his hands and has an imaginary id manifestation friend that follows him around.

he's the biggest cunt on god's earth, pretty sure he'll be a Brexiteer

can't be the biggest, he's only 5'6" or something

he packs a lot of cunt into that tiny frame

pretty sure he'll be a Brexiteer

I believe he fell out with Blobby over it.

I never did get to swap my Starbird for a nunchaku, the fucking tosser.

lol

https://media.giphy.com/media/HaCGRxArACAWQ/giphy.gif

lol never mind

BLOBY IS BALLS DEEP IN COLLUSION

Looking forward to a post brexit revival of swap shop as our economy turns to shit soup, cheggers doing the deals from the back of a truck full of rotting turnips stranded somewhere on the M20

two lols

hahaha

IT WAS A DEAL OR NO DEAL

oh forget it

we're going to be hearing a lot of that i reckon, best to get it out there

Farage: projection, as with all RWNJs citing Siri’s. Let’s not forget he’a a ‘person of interest’ in the US Election investigations.

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f1/d7/ba/f1d7ba56ca3fa11bbd2ff74c0034e184--noel-edmonds-cosmos.jpg

l-r Michael Gove, Noel Edmonds, Boris Johnson

Frank Field is arguing in the House of Commons that we should leave the European Union on our time -ie midnight GMT not CET, one hour before

— Faisal Islam (@faisalislam) November 14, 2017

Top: Frank Field MP facing down interventions from Labour colleagues (2017)

Bottom: The Death of Caesar, Karl von Piloty (1865)

(h/t @DenisDoherty) pic.twitter.com/LbT0B69g9O

— Joey D'Urso (@josephmdurso) November 14, 2017

Some people turn dickishness into fine art.

foul old wraith next to Blairite, was him next to Nicky Morgan the other day.

I meant to say old 19th century Whig wraith next to a Blairite, but stuff happened.

Thread delivering today.

Wonder if frank field hides the grandkids' Xmas presents until a realistic time in the morning allowing for the santa timezone jetlag curve and the kink in the equator in West Africa that NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT

surely the only way forward, for parliament to retain any say whatsoever on this deal, is for the alternative to a bad deal be proposing a revocation of art. 50 to the eu, rather than just sitting on the deck of the titanic doing nothing. the "no deal better than a bad deal" argument must be forcefully and thoroughly repudiated.

i mean it does honestly appear that many mps have only just now realized that their february vote in favour of art. 50 has led insensibly to exactly this place they now gasp to find themselves in

feels like an assault on democracy

apparently democracy's no biggie if the plebs are wring

i mean in reality if the deal isn't voted in then surely these shitheads are out of power as the first step?

not saying that's something to look forward to but if they are proven to have failed to get a deal that parliament can ratify then by their own standard of "delivering an orderly brexit" it's time for them all to fuck off and die.

frank field trying to buy us that vital extra hour to ensure we've got time left at the end to get a bit of bunting up, help us really celebrate our headlong jump into the chipper

Walked into work as an MP, leaving tonight as a GIF. pic.twitter.com/Sclk6txJcX

— David Lammy (@DavidLammy) November 14, 2017

Who's that in the photo further up to the right of Lammy? Kinda looks like MOYESY

Hillary Ben

No, I think nashwan meant on the left (and as we know Hillary is anywhere but on the left, boom boom)

Gareth Snell.

Snell is on Lammy's left. The guy on his right looks like Moyes but maybe it's Chris Bryant ha.

I think that is Luke Pollard.

Snell is on Lammy's left. The guy on his right looks like Moyes but maybe it's Chris Bryant ha.

I get you, on Lammy's right but to the left of him in the picture, I get you. SV OTM.

I get you twice.

looking forward to England introducing a minimum unit prize on booze because i've never had a bathtub gin before

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/nov/15/landlord-threatens-mass-evictions-ahead-of-universal-credit-rollout

Nice!

excellent game face from the scum landlord there: "we're glad attention is being drawn to this because it really isn't our tenants' fault but fuck them anyway"

The landlords are always the least sympathetic victims of 20th century totalitarian regimes, and still fucking parasitic vermin now!

My sister saw a woman getting evicted from her council house earlier this year, it isn't just the rental sector where this is happening. Her description made me feel ill. They dumped all her furniture in the front garden and she made a bonfire out of it all on her first day of homelessness.

looking forward to England introducing a minimum unit prize on booze because i've never had a bathtub gin before

― the intentional phallusy (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, November 15, 2017 4:27 AM (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

totally against minimum price on booze. never seen an addict cut down on booze due to financial constraints and it's not achieved through duty, it's just mandatory price rises for retailers, meaning more poor people's money going into large businesses.

the actual problems which make scotland such a booze-happy place would be the place to start id imagine (well the weather can't be helped).