This guy has found a sense of humor
Straightforward from here:1. McConnell endorses Sessions as write-in candidate for AL Sen.2. Sessions quits as AG to run.3. Sessions wins.4. Trump appoints someone already in Senate-confirmed position as new AG.5. New AG fires Mueller.6. Sen Sessions votes to impeach Trump.— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) November 13, 2017
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 November 2017 22:28 (eight years ago)
Ha.
I was joking about Jones being expelled, but seriously, what was the rationale for holding the SC seat for 8 months? How did they pull off that heist?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 November 2017 22:32 (eight years ago)
xpI worry that the first 5 of those things are going to happen
― Dan S, Monday, 13 November 2017 22:32 (eight years ago)
We've now updated the story with @ByronTau's great catch: @realDonaldTrump tweeted about the release of Podesta's emails *15 minutes* after @Wikileaks wrote to @DonaldJTrumpJr about it. https://t.co/pVGEBqmB9O pic.twitter.com/pOszShJ7JY— Julia Ioffe (@juliaioffe) November 13, 2017
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 November 2017 22:34 (eight years ago)
what was the rationale for holding the SC seat for 8 months? How did they pull off that heist?
they spent all night looking for their senses of shame and dignity, then buried them deep deep underground and never talked about it again
― Karl Malone, Monday, 13 November 2017 22:37 (eight years ago)
It's just that easy.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 November 2017 22:38 (eight years ago)
i still can't believe they pulled if off so brazenly
― Karl Malone, Monday, 13 November 2017 22:44 (eight years ago)
It's fucking scandalous. Against a backdrop of course of the SC literally gifting the 2000 election to Bush. Did not even wait to count the votes. Would have been bad for stability and trust or something. It's just "let the big dogs eat". Every time.
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 13 November 2017 22:44 (eight years ago)
i kind of felt like the dems and obama acted like pushovers though because they assumed clinton was gonna win
― marcos, Monday, 13 November 2017 22:48 (eight years ago)
just a reminder that the GOP threw their unanimous support behind this guy
https://i.redd.it/ens8yvcohtxz.png
― frogbs, Monday, 13 November 2017 22:50 (eight years ago)
xpostbut by doing so they ceded the right to complain loudly and frequently about what total bullshit it was, esp. after the election. the whole fiasco comes up every once in a while, i maybe see a reference to it around every month or so, in some form or another. if democrats would have done the same to republicans it would have been bigger than #benghazi
― Karl Malone, Monday, 13 November 2017 22:53 (eight years ago)
Sen Richard Shelby R-AL on Roy Moore: "I think he ought to seriously think about dropping out"— Jamie Dupree (@jamiedupree) November 13, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 13 November 2017 22:59 (eight years ago)
Seriously, dude. Seriously.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 November 2017 23:02 (eight years ago)
yeah but the will of the voters
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 November 2017 23:05 (eight years ago)
Shelby is the first state party guy to turn on him, yeah?
― Οὖτις, Monday, 13 November 2017 23:09 (eight years ago)
"Hey, Roy, so, uh, do you like to state party?"
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 November 2017 23:10 (eight years ago)
The gov turned on him, does she count?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 November 2017 23:11 (eight years ago)
Shelby was one of the old boll-weevil conservative Southern Dem politicians - turned (R) after the Gingrich wave election. Presumably this makes him a RINO to half of his audience.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 November 2017 23:13 (eight years ago)
No ped, no cred.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 November 2017 23:14 (eight years ago)
The rats are fleeing
.@realDonaldTrump should strike a deal with @SenMajLdr & Roy Moore to replace Moore with AL Rep. Mo Brooks, rock-solid conservative.— Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) November 13, 2017
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― Ned Raggett, Monday, 13 November 2017 23:14 (eight years ago)
A fun day all around for people!
I cannot confirm the alleged DM's from @DonaldJTrumpJr to @WikiLeaks. @WikiLeaks does not keep such records and the Atlantic's presentation is edited and clearly does not have the full context. However, even those published by the Atlantic show that: 1/— Julian Assange 🔹 (@JulianAssange) November 13, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 13 November 2017 23:20 (eight years ago)
did she? I thought she'd been keeping quiet.
― Οὖτις, Monday, 13 November 2017 23:21 (eight years ago)
Nah, she's made some statements.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 13 November 2017 23:25 (eight years ago)
She's been cagey. Like, the fact that she would even humor then decide against postponing the election implies she knows there's trouble.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 November 2017 23:25 (eight years ago)
saying she is "not considering postponing the election" is not exactly a repudiation of Moore, it's an elliptical statement at best
― Οὖτις, Monday, 13 November 2017 23:27 (eight years ago)
This is going to keep going, isn't it.
Alabama GOP Sen. Richard Shelby on a potential write-in candidate: "A strong one would be Sen. Sessions."— Emma Loop (@LoopEmma) November 13, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 13 November 2017 23:30 (eight years ago)
So if there's a write in campaign, that really favors Jones, right? Divide and conquer?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 November 2017 23:32 (eight years ago)
I'm sure Trump loves this idea cuz it would be an opportunity to put Sessions back in the Senate, keep Moore out, and get himself a new AG that he could then pressure to fire Mueller.
― Οὖτις, Monday, 13 November 2017 23:33 (eight years ago)
a write-in campaign definitely favors Jones - vote-splitting, depressed turnout from the GOP etc.
There's nothing on this ballot besides the Senate seat, right? A write in campaign with no other issue to vote for would keep a lot of people home.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Monday, 13 November 2017 23:40 (eight years ago)
Yup, just the Senate seat.
And now...
Locals Were Troubled by Roy Moore’s Interactions with Teen Girls at the Gadsden Mall https://t.co/pOBdKR8N5f— andrew kaczynski🤔 (@KFILE) November 13, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 13 November 2017 23:45 (eight years ago)
The person who should step aside is @SenateMajLdr Mitch McConnell. He has failed conservatives and must be replaced. #DrainTheSwamp— Judge Roy Moore (@MooreSenate) November 13, 2017
― omar little, Monday, 13 November 2017 23:47 (eight years ago)
can't imagine him ever backing down, this is just gonna get uglier and uglier. POTUS tweets imminent I assume.
― Οὖτις, Monday, 13 November 2017 23:51 (eight years ago)
That was from earlier today so who knows.
Meantime, Breitbart's apparently backing away:
Is Bannon about to throw Roy Moore over the cliff? pic.twitter.com/XFNrkAPpQ6— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) November 13, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 13 November 2017 23:53 (eight years ago)
so he was simultaneously an assistant district attorney AND banned from his local mall for harassing young girls
the mind boggles
― Number None, Monday, 13 November 2017 23:53 (eight years ago)
curiouser and curiouser
― Οὖτις, Monday, 13 November 2017 23:54 (eight years ago)
time to break outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD3bGEFxGC0
Where the skies are so blue
― El Tomboto, Monday, 13 November 2017 23:56 (eight years ago)
Roy Moore's press conference just now, he said of Beverly Young Nelson claims- "This is absolutely false. I never did what she said I did. I don’t even know the woman. I don’t know anything about her. I don’t even know where the restaurant is or was." He did not take questions.— Jack Royer (@JackRoyer) November 13, 2017
― Number None, Monday, 13 November 2017 23:58 (eight years ago)
he signed a lot of teenage girls' yearbooks back then, he can't be expected to remember all of them!
― Οὖτις, Monday, 13 November 2017 23:59 (eight years ago)
I don't even know the woman whose 1977 yearbook I signed affectionately.
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 00:00 (eight years ago)
Classic old prosecutor, only what he knows matters. I wonder if he ever won against any firms bigger than four people (or public defenders)
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 00:01 (eight years ago)
And the local Alabama paper just came out with a story with local residents backing up all the allegations against Moore https://t.co/wyy7uHtPDw— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) November 14, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 00:07 (eight years ago)
how in the world did this asshole's career make it as far as it has?
― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 00:10 (eight years ago)
Alabama
― sleeve, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 00:10 (eight years ago)
Big wheels keep on turnin
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 00:11 (eight years ago)
I lol'd
"Now that I've been banned from the mall, I can pursue my true passion, the ten commandments"— The Mountain Goats (@mountain_goats) November 14, 2017
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 00:14 (eight years ago)
Cruz finally caved
"I am not able to urge the people of Alabama to support his candidacy so long as these allegations remain unrefuted," Sen. Cruz said when asked if he pulls his endorsement of Roy Moore.— Marianna Sotomayor (@MariannaNBCNews) November 13, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 00:21 (eight years ago)
That’s a lot of negative modal conditionals.
― .oO (silby), Tuesday, 14 November 2017 00:24 (eight years ago)
Hey, Don Jr.'s on it!
Here is the entire chain of messages with @wikileaks (with my whopping 3 responses) which one of the congressional committees has chosen to selectively leak. How ironic! 1/3 pic.twitter.com/SiwTqWtykA— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) November 14, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 00:25 (eight years ago)