have you ever masturbated in front of a judge?
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Friday, 10 November 2017 18:56 (six years ago) link
artists who plausibly appear to be poor people
― how's life, Wednesday, 15 November 2017 17:42 (six years ago) link
reminds me of jackson c frank
died homeless in ny i believe
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 17:50 (six years ago) link
Nicosia: A POLL
― best display name of 2017 (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 9 December 2017 21:43 (six years ago) link
:D
― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 9 December 2017 22:12 (six years ago) link
Appropriate Etiquette for Punching Work Colleagues - How Much is Too Much?
― not raving but droning (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 January 2018 15:42 (six years ago) link
there are some exceptions to Section 47 of the Offences Against the Person Act, apparently. But you've got to punch carefully.
― calzino, Sunday, 7 January 2018 15:56 (six years ago) link
Rejected paradiddle threads
― The Harmony Illustrated Encyclopedia of Blecch (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 7 January 2018 19:19 (six years ago) link
People namechecked in Peruvian pop songs from the 60s starting with the letter S, who turn out to be bobsledding heroes of yore and are named as well in recent footwork bangers, but only in future tense: C/D S/D POX POO #wedontknowwhattodoanymoreILM2018
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 15 January 2018 14:49 (six years ago) link
some twat would still post "Guided By Voices" or some other cobblers
― hell is auteur people (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 January 2018 15:34 (six years ago) link
This is the improbable thread for ILxors in their twenties
― Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 12:01 (six years ago) link
Surely some of those three year olds you see in youtube comments who like the smiths must find their way to ILM eventually
― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 12:09 (six years ago) link
pretty sure some of them are already posting
― hell is auteur people (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 12:11 (six years ago) link
stuff that chris brown liked.
― sleepingbag, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 21:09 (six years ago) link
is New York City ched?PHANTOM CHED: Paul Tomas Anderson, Daniel Day-Lewis, Fifties LondonTHE 10TH ANNUAL ILM METAL POLL:2017 RESULTS CHEDthe day after the chedline: can the union survive brexit and other deep questionsRejected parody cheds
― "oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 February 2018 15:29 (six years ago) link
A thread for artists whose discography consists almost entirely of albums with their faeces on the cover
― how to diss a peer completely (unregistered), Thursday, 8 February 2018 18:16 (six years ago) link
Things you were shockingly high when you learned
― sleepingbag, Monday, 12 March 2018 16:45 (six years ago) link
Jordan Peterson: S/D
― flappy bird, Monday, 12 March 2018 16:49 (six years ago) link
Imagine Imagine Dragons - where people who have never heard Imagine Dragons (like me) describe what they think they might sound like
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 20 April 2018 20:51 (six years ago) link
*tents fingers* i like it. i like it a lot. start the thread. be a legend
― flappy bird, Friday, 20 April 2018 23:07 (six years ago) link
Sexual positions you keep trying to like but can't get into
― the Messi inside (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 June 2018 14:18 (five years ago) link
hair say bye to me (a baldness thread)
― lana del boy (ledge), Saturday, 9 June 2018 20:59 (five years ago) link
"poo" art that prepared us
― you bet, nancy (map), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 04:36 (five years ago) link
i mean i cant see any other interpretation tbh
― laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 05:55 (five years ago) link
art that prepares us to "poo"?
― you bet, nancy (map), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 21:08 (five years ago) link
What do you find strangly erotic?
― U. K. Le Garage (wins), Thursday, 14 June 2018 20:06 (five years ago) link
What do you find strangely emetic?
― too gashly (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 14 June 2018 21:23 (five years ago) link
neurotic/hypnotic/aortic/esoteric
― the yolk sustains us, we eat whites for days (unregistered), Friday, 15 June 2018 15:10 (five years ago) link
ecliptic
― too gashly (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 15 June 2018 16:37 (five years ago) link
Songs where you can "jear the hoin"
― i want to get cancer (map), Friday, 22 June 2018 00:56 (five years ago) link
What's the best kind of slurry?
― lana del boy (ledge), Wednesday, 27 June 2018 18:23 (five years ago) link
best songs shorter than 30 minutes
― Kroos on first (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 June 2018 18:01 (five years ago) link
promising thread titles that turn out to be on ilxor.com
― Mordy, Friday, 13 July 2018 21:04 (five years ago) link
lol you beautiful curmudgeon
― more like Toss, Ow amirite? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 July 2018 21:29 (five years ago) link
Replace 'walk' with 'wank' in a song title.
― Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Saturday, 14 July 2018 08:26 (five years ago) link
how much do you sweat? [POLL closes: September 1 (in 1 month)]
🔘0 mL/day (I am a reptilian)🔘1 to 250 mL/day🔘251 to 500 mL/day🔘501 to 750 mL/day🔘751 to 1000 mL/day
etc.
― shaped like cats and postmen (unregistered), Monday, 16 July 2018 01:08 (five years ago) link
Lol
― Ross, Monday, 16 July 2018 07:05 (five years ago) link
why do people leave ILX for food?
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 9 August 2018 01:28 (five years ago) link
Al Hrabosky's Terrifying New Math
― clemenza, Thursday, 9 August 2018 13:15 (five years ago) link
Why do people leave ILX for good charlotte?
― some kind of meunster (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 18 August 2018 03:50 (five years ago) link
Worst Sex Film In A Series
― a roomba of one's own (rip van wanko), Monday, 27 August 2018 15:06 (five years ago) link
post mitchum_brothers.gif itt when u want to post mitchum_brothers.gif in another thread
― the late great, Saturday, 8 September 2018 04:13 (five years ago) link
37 Threads Every ilxor Over 40 Should Be Able to Quote
― ogmor, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 13:11 (five years ago) link
Things you were shockingly cold when you learned
― Leon Carrotsky (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 13:19 (five years ago) link
Albums covers that depict the artists hanging out with their chores
― imago, Thursday, 18 October 2018 14:09 (five years ago) link
Help me with my ass?
― Ward Fowler, Monday, 29 October 2018 12:46 (five years ago) link
the last famous person you murdered upon discovering that they were actually still alive
― ghood ghravie (unregistered), Thursday, 1 November 2018 16:36 (five years ago) link
Acts whose entire album output has been an incline in their early years, followed by a brief plateau, followed by a gradual decline, though fans still find value in their later work.
― JoeStork, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 04:21 (five years ago) link
With no exception
― JoeStork, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 04:22 (five years ago) link
Acts whose entire album output will have already been listed somewhere on ilx
― sarahell, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 06:49 (five years ago) link