Artificial intelligence still has some way to go

http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Driverless-shuttle-bus-crashes-after-launch-in-12342316.php

whoa
https://i.imgur.com/Z9LzJXV.png

(full video at https://imgur.com/gallery/zzQv0NB)

(see also https://imgur.com/gallery/zzQv0NB)

dammit i meant (see also https://i.imgur.com/ACwNd7Q.gifv)

^ unsettlingly like a Robocop figure.

There should be a HMB subreddit for robots.

Not quite what you're asking for, but there is https://www.reddit.com/r/shittyrobots/
https://i.imgur.com/e7qOJXE.gifv

Gah, gifv doesn't work here, I guess? ShittyØystein

https://hackernoon.com/more-than-a-million-pro-repeal-net-neutrality-comments-were-likely-faked-e9f0e3ed36a6

NY Attorney General Schneiderman estimated that hundreds of thousands of Americans’ identities were stolen and used in spam campaigns that support repealing net neutrality. My research found at least 1.3 million fake pro-repeal comments, with suspicions about many more. In fact, the sum of fake pro-repeal comments in the proceeding may number in the millions. In this post, I will point out one particularly egregious spambot submission, make the case that there are likely many more pro-repeal spambots yet to be confirmed, and estimate the public position on net neutrality in the “organic” public submissions.

Key Findings:
One pro-repeal spam campaign used mail-merge to disguise 1.3 million comments as unique grassroots submissions.
There were likely multiple other campaigns aimed at injecting what may total several million pro-repeal comments into the system.
It’s highly likely that more than 99% of the truly unique comments³ were in favor of keeping net neutrality.

https://i.imgur.com/Gzmg6ph.png

can we just agree that computers were mainly a bad idea?

Absolutely

i'm a computer stop all the downloading

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rD2b2lmIS4

o_O

Sure, when SHE talks about her emotions people want to listen

so, chess is over then

https://www.chess.com/news/view/google-s-alphazero-destroys-stockfish-in-100-game-match

actually these games are stunning to watch

“...The ability of a machine to replicate and surpass centuries of human knowledge in complex closed systems is a world-changing tool."

Barf no it isn’t

Solve climate change and peace in the Middle East you fucking drips

Maybe they can AlphaZero saving littoral biodiversity I mean if that’s not a complex closed system what is

Otm ^

Current humanoids are rudimentary as best, more of a PR opp for investors. Guy who said they're lobotomized cockroaches was right

so tired of these cockroaches beating my chess algorithms after learning chess in 4 hours

i know the underdamped oscillations of our convergence to reality pass through that reality at some point, but we never seem to sample anywhere near it itt

what are 'humanoids' in this context?

ah, sorrry, I missed the robot thing above

frankie muniz weighs in

I do not want a driverless car. Ever. Think about it. Automatic sinks barely turn on when your hands are under them... But a car will drive itself.

— Frankie Muniz (@frankiemuniz) December 7, 2017

he's right but in a dumb way

(he's right because cars are bad and immoral)

Ralph Nader III, "Unsafe at any level of driver sentience"

automatic sinks. automobiles. autothink about it.

aw shit you're one of them

if they put vision systems on faucets, amazon and google would save/use/sell our hands information. Jewel put it best wrt this one.

have u thought about if you came face to face with an AI robot, are we morally obligated to punk the shit out of them and bully them until they realize that no one will ever love them

what if AI gets very good and just carts us about at the gentlest speeds, being ever so careful, thinking "jesus christ you all were crazy before"

i dont trust these robots at all, i will fuck one up one day

taking cyberbullying to the next level, BET

i only use constructive criticism with my roomba

my roomba secretly seething that i'd evacuate from fire without it, though

I thought the fact that automatic sinks don't work half the time was intentional - water-saving innit

And because automatic taps that always came on at the slightest hand movement would be getting set off all the time by small changes in atmospheric pressure, that sort of thing.

Wat if AI boy racers

https://www.avclub.com/anti-homeless-robot-covered-in-barbecue-sauce-given-we-1821337323

nice to see a heartwarming story around xmas time

As San Francisco Business Times reports, the now-mesquite robot in question is a Knightscope K5 security robot, formerly employed by the San Francisco SPCA to keep humans experiencing homelessness out of their parking lots and off the sidewalks surrounding the SPCA building. However, according to SPCA president Jennifer Scarlett, within a week of the robo-narc’s first day on the job, residents of the homeless camp outside the SPCA had “put a tarp over it, knocked it over, and put barbecue sauce on all the sensors.” This week when the city of San Francisco threatened to fine the SPCA $1,000 a day for operating the rent-a-RoboCop on city streets without a permit, the SPCA announced the bot had been fired, “effective immediately.” Since it is a heartless machine, the Knightscope was presumably unable to appreciate the irony of being forced to join the ranks of those whom it had once oppressed.

xpost with the dogs thread

Non-artificial neural networks overfit as well. https://t.co/Zt7TgC108c

— Will Wilson 🗿 (@WAWilsonIV) January 10, 2018

lol

I do the same thing with found money. I snagged a $20 bill in a supermarket parking lot several years ago and to this day whenever I'm there I look around in that area (or consciously force myself not to).

weirdly calming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsp1KaM-avU

You'd think there'd be some kind of weighting or pruning or something they could do for models trained on ImageNet so that there's not a ghostly chihuahua face peering out of every generated picture! I know there's a lot of dogs in the dataset but geez

But more importantly re-creating images from brain scans is amazing! One of those future-is-here moments

Oh look, the goalposts are moving again: https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2018/01/the-shallowness-of-google-translate/551570/

that was an intensely frustrating article to read

A first experiment in AI-enhanced AR - it can automatically recognize common objects via a neural-net and attempt to clone them in-situ from an online library of 3D models #madewithblocks #madewithunity pic.twitter.com/nhbwRDUiYZ

— Ben Ferns (@ben_ferns) February 9, 2018

interesting to think of the possible uses for this

right now it appears to be used for using the Star Trek transporter effect to superimpose images from Dire Straits' "Money for Nothing" video.