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― mark s, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:02 (six years ago) link
shove as much stuff as you can imagine onto that suckah, that's what i say
― Fox Mulder, FYI (dog latin), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:03 (six years ago) link
pizza = pita = pasta = pasty = pastry = paste
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:04 (six years ago) link
you should always dump every foodstuff in the household onto a pizza to maximize nutritional value
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, November 6, 2017 8:25 AM (forty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
NO NO NO
it's a pizza, not nachos
― brimstead, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:12 (six years ago) link
it's not a tostada either
None pizza left beef is still one of the funniest things.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:13 (six years ago) link
how is this even a question
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:13 (six years ago) link
chew up a pizza, resulting paste, two other pizzas, etc
― imago, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:14 (six years ago) link
you should always dump every foodstuff in the household onto a pizza to maximize nutritional value― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, November 6, 2017 8:25 AM (forty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post PermalinkNO NO NOit's a pizza, not nachos― brimstead, Monday, November 6, 2017 5:12 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalinkit's not a tostada either― brimstead, Monday, November 6, 2017 5:12 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― brimstead, Monday, November 6, 2017 5:12 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― brimstead, Monday, November 6, 2017 5:12 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
what even are these things?
― Fox Mulder, FYI (dog latin), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:16 (six years ago) link
i never ordered two slices of "margherita" and never knew anyone who did... was that an option???
I don't know if I've ever seen a legitimate margherita available by the slice. It's generally the very difference cheese pizza that's available by the slice. I suspect a margherita slice wouldn't take as well to reheating; margherita pies also don't hold together as well as a cheese pie which I imagine would make it more difficult to sell by the slice.
― early rejecter, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:16 (six years ago) link
"different" not "difference"
― early rejecter, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:17 (six years ago) link
I judge a Mexican place by its cheese-only nachos. Sick of people ruining nachos by putting other tasty ingredients on them!!
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:17 (six years ago) link
Nachos discussion should be closed to people not based in New York or Italy
― mark s, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:18 (six years ago) link
JCLC nailed it with his post.
― Karl Malone, Monday, 6 November 2017 15:48 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
A most excellent poster but his record on the epic food polls of yore a sad testament to his propensity for enthusiastic insanity in this realm unforch
― Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:20 (six years ago) link
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, November 6, 2017 9:17 AM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i just told you it's ok to do this, what kind of mind game are you playing
― brimstead, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:25 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4zSyOwacD8
― 龜, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:26 (six years ago) link
chilli Beef
^^^love the britishish spelling of chilllli alwaysbut really I'm just trying to start a chillli Beef
― droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:28 (six years ago) link
I can't speak for Italy, but nachos have not been on the menu of any Mexican restaurant I've been to in New York.
― early rejecter, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:33 (six years ago) link
It’s actually spelled chillillilli.
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― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:34 (six years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:35 (six years ago) link
"chili comes straight from the nahuatl word chīlli"
― mark s, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:35 (six years ago) link
Bah.
why order a margherita when you can order a scallop cheesy opera?
https://i.imgur.com/Y3Z8QJh.jpg
― 龜, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:37 (six years ago) link
yesssss
― imago, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:38 (six years ago) link
pizza thread stage two: commence
nachos should just have cheddar and jalapenos. anything else is fucking around. specifically cheddar too
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:40 (six years ago) link
Um would I ever not?
Pass the ‘rita ‘za, brah
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:42 (six years ago) link
"cheddar comes straight from the nahuatl word cheddddar "
― mark s, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:43 (six years ago) link
I thought Pizza Hut became Pasta House.
― nashwan, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:44 (six years ago) link
i hadn't heard of "cheese pizza" or "plain/regular slice" until i moved to nyc
that's the end of my contribution to this thread
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:45 (six years ago) link
spiralli otm although onions are permitted imo (in ring form only)
― phenibut rock (rip van wanko), Monday, 6 November 2017 17:46 (six years ago) link
anyway on a serious note strikes me that ordering a margherita is akin to ordering a cucumber roll at a top sushi place - trying to get a feel for how they do the rice, assembly, etc. before moving on to the more serious stuff.
― 龜, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:48 (six years ago) link
as always with food threads, particularly pizza ones, posts by people outside the US should probably be a different color, be marked somehow, or ideally be subject to moderation before being posted and likely deleted
― k3vin k., Monday, 6 November 2017 17:48 (six years ago) link
yeah fuck those italians
― mark s, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:51 (six years ago) link
pizza is best left to the British
― Pope Urban the Legend (Noodle Vague), Monday, October 30, 2017 11:05 AM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 6 November 2017 17:57 (six years ago) link
everyone knows the only place to eat italian food is america
― ||||||||, Monday, 6 November 2017 18:10 (six years ago) link
The USAyyyyyyy
― how's life, Monday, 6 November 2017 18:22 (six years ago) link
"how's the italian food in this country"
― difficult listening hour, Monday, 6 November 2017 18:24 (six years ago) link
btw this poll is a fake and when it closes the true question will be revealed, "ilx can still be guaranteed to lose its shit over a pizza thread y/n".
― Monogo doesn't socialise (ledge), Monday, 6 November 2017 18:24 (six years ago) link
Similarly, I like a good al pastor or chicken taco with maybe cilantro and salsa, but none of the extra other toppings that can turn Mexican into synonymous with sour cream and goo.
― Eazy, Monday, 6 November 2017 18:25 (six years ago) link
There's not often tomato sauce, cheese, basil, garlic & crust that are so much better on their own that you'd choose it over another option on the menu that expands on those ingredients with added detail. If you can get it by the slice, it's a different story.
I also don't order basic pasta + sauce dishes at restaurants either. Very rarely do they justify $14.99, yet somehow they get away with charging that price at millions of boring Italian restaurants. However, there's a few places in the city that are very much worth it.
― Evan, Monday, 6 November 2017 18:26 (six years ago) link
s/o padella's cacio e pepe
― ||||||||, Monday, 6 November 2017 18:27 (six years ago) link
The city = NYC btw
― Evan, Monday, 6 November 2017 18:28 (six years ago) link
guys it's ok to admit that you just don't like pizza
― sleepingbag, Monday, 6 November 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link
If you're in Naples, by all means order the margarita, preferably with bufala mozzarella. It will be the best pizza you've ever eaten. If you're at a place that throws tomato slices on a cheese pizza and calls that a margarita, avoid at all costs.
― o. nate, Monday, 6 November 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link
al pastor? salsa??? I always order just a tortilla filled with cilantro and onions to get a feel for a tacqueria.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 6 November 2017 18:32 (six years ago) link
Voted Y as in Y the hell would you even ask this but I think I might get kicked off the team if I admit that, although margherita is obv delicious, I have a feeling you can also judge the quality of a pizzeria by... the other pizzas that they make
― The Suite Life of Jack and Wendy (wins), Monday, 6 November 2017 18:55 (six years ago) link
no
― mark s, Monday, 6 November 2017 18:56 (six years ago) link
pizza thread = automatic 200-post clusterfuck tho obv
― What's the range of an Iranian frogman dipshit? (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 November 2017 18:57 (six years ago) link
margherita is a good ass pizza
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Monday, 6 November 2017 18:57 (six years ago) link