Grilled corn on the cob really can be the best
― you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 4 November 2017 04:43 (eight years ago)
What's wrong with the Baffler? I've read some good articles in there.
― JRN, Saturday, 4 November 2017 04:59 (eight years ago)
it's certainly got me flummoxed
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Saturday, 11 November 2017 06:34 (eight years ago)
you could have just said baffled
― ur-oik (rip van wanko), Saturday, 11 November 2017 06:37 (eight years ago)
I love every era of Saturday Night Live
― flappy bird, Monday, 13 November 2017 00:10 (eight years ago)
Piscopo thanks u
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 November 2017 00:51 (eight years ago)
ha the "classic" era of SNL veers wildly between genius and tedious one, and probably more the latter
― ur-oik (rip van wanko), Monday, 13 November 2017 01:38 (eight years ago)
one should read ime
― ur-oik (rip van wanko), Monday, 13 November 2017 01:39 (eight years ago)
BB King sucks and ruined the blues
― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 13 November 2017 01:59 (eight years ago)
The only people who watch Saturday Night Live are in media or the entertainment biz
― The Marmadook (latebloomer), Monday, 13 November 2017 03:21 (eight years ago)
that's not true
― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 13 November 2017 03:22 (eight years ago)
Ok Donald Trump watches it too
― The Marmadook (latebloomer), Monday, 13 November 2017 03:26 (eight years ago)
he hate watches it
such a millennial
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Monday, 13 November 2017 03:30 (eight years ago)
You know, noted non-media figure Donald Trump
― The Marmadook (latebloomer), Monday, 13 November 2017 03:31 (eight years ago)
https://pics.me.me/donald-trump-winsthe-oscar-for-lead-actor-in-a-comedy-2690170.png
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Monday, 13 November 2017 03:45 (eight years ago)
my wife watches it every week, I watch it most weeks
― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 13 November 2017 13:03 (eight years ago)
280 characters on twitter is actually fine
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 14 November 2017 20:31 (eight years ago)
lol
yeah, doesn't bother me either
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 20:34 (eight years ago)
Book of Mormon is hella racist
― piezoelectric landlord (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 14 November 2017 20:35 (eight years ago)
yeah I agree re: 280 it’s cool
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 20:46 (eight years ago)
Book of Mormon is just a toned down South Park riff turned into a musical so yes
― mh, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 21:04 (eight years ago)
280 "doesn't bother" me either, but that's because my eyes/brain just automatically skips tweets longer than 150/160 chars, I've noticed. It's a terrible change, taking the pace and USP out of twitter entirely. If I want long winded updates I'll check FB, which I'd rather avoid tbh.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 21:45 (eight years ago)
oh i read that as the actual book of mormon being racist xpost
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 14 November 2017 21:46 (eight years ago)
yea i was indifferent to 280, who gives a shit really. but i do notice that i don't read any tweets longer than ~150 or so
― marcos, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 21:47 (eight years ago)
actual book of mormon is racist too iirc
― mh, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 21:47 (eight years ago)
comedians aren't important at all
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 14 November 2017 22:47 (eight years ago)
That's controversial?
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Tuesday, 14 November 2017 22:50 (eight years ago)
well i keep reading "comedians are important, especially in this day and age" as if its a truism.
seems like its a popular narrative in the media, they really "tell it like it is" and "push boundaries". is any evidence that any of this has helped anyone ever?
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 14 November 2017 22:53 (eight years ago)
like if anything comedians probably make it easy to laugh about horrible shit and move onto ignoring it
a sense of humour is bad not good
― mark s, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 22:55 (eight years ago)
^^^
― the intentional phallusy (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 November 2017 22:57 (eight years ago)
a sense of irony, however, is a necessity.
― ryan, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 23:00 (eight years ago)
garbage people use the phrase 'garbage person' oh wait
― ur-oik (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 14 November 2017 23:09 (eight years ago)
lol i agree with Adam, Norm MacDonald nailed it re: this new perception of comics: "Now people say comedians are like 'modern day philosophers'.... which I think is pretty insulting to... modern day philosophers."
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 23:42 (eight years ago)
all casual uses of "garbage person," "trash person," "dumpster fire" etc etc are fucking played-out and annoying
also seem vaguely offensive to waste collectors, who are fine public servants
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 00:03 (eight years ago)
otm!
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 15 November 2017 00:15 (eight years ago)
"garbage person," "trash person," "dumpster fire" etc etc
RIYL "shut the front door"
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 15 November 2017 00:16 (eight years ago)
Your diet has fuck-all to do with how long you'll live, or even how you feel and/or look while you live. I firmly believe this.
― ur-oik (rip van wanko), Friday, 17 November 2017 18:26 (eight years ago)
it's becoming accepted that genetics has a greater influence on our make-up than we thought, but i believe it's closer to being the absolute, predictive variable
― ur-oik (rip van wanko), Friday, 17 November 2017 18:28 (eight years ago)
― ur-oik (rip van wanko), Friday, November 17, 2017 10:26 AM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i can tell you the second part is not true. i have had many different diets in my time (while never dieting) and have fluctuated in weight massively, had worse or better acne, been more or less anxious/tired, slept worse or better.
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Friday, 17 November 2017 18:36 (eight years ago)
Smoking 1-3 cigarettes a day is good for you
― flappy bird, Friday, 17 November 2017 18:37 (eight years ago)
controversial is in the title guys
― ur-oik (rip van wanko), Friday, 17 November 2017 18:40 (eight years ago)
Yeah arguing itt is poor form one ought to outdo the post if anything
Food is poisonous fact
― fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Friday, 17 November 2017 18:41 (eight years ago)
anything you eat is likely going to give you cancer eventually
― .oO (silby), Friday, 17 November 2017 18:42 (eight years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmY-VYUeAuc
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 17 November 2017 18:43 (eight years ago)
I didn't eat for like a month before and I literally am invincible now actually
― fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Friday, 17 November 2017 18:44 (eight years ago)
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-intermittent-fasting-might-help-you-live-longer-healthier-life/
― ur-oik (rip van wanko), Friday, 17 November 2017 18:49 (eight years ago)
seriously just like don't even eat
I saw a documentary on that
Yerman had only green tea for five days and was able to stand on one leg for idk a minute longer than he had been previously
This was taken as a major success. I took two things from it:
- it must be highly individual in effect cos if I miss lunch by like ten minutes I can hardly stand on both legs
- who the fuck wants to be a hungry flamingo
― fake pato is kind of racist, dude (darraghmac), Friday, 17 November 2017 18:54 (eight years ago)
if you consume only green tea and beets, you will literally become a flamingo
― ur-oik (rip van wanko), Friday, 17 November 2017 18:56 (eight years ago)