US Politics November 2017

I like how every single twitter account just did the same 2 tweets

Trump's twitter account has gone
¦
It's back now

a man can dream

Weird times man

most peculiar momma

Trump's account is probably running on its very own cluster in twitter's infrastructure

Ohhhhh dear.

Former Trump adviser Carter Page privately testifies he told Sessions he was traveling to Russia during the campaign https://t.co/9edxNu54VT pic.twitter.com/JvUvkwLTxl

— CNN (@CNN) November 2, 2017

https://lumiere-a.akamaihd.net/v1/images/lobot_0ee16719.jpeg?region=173%2C150%2C1540%2C770&width=480

that's what i was looking for

i nominate karl malone to be our new president

― Doctor Casino, Thursday, November 2, 2017 10:57 PM (fifty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sogYgHlNnqo

Yeah, about that.

"The saddest thing is that because I'm the president... I am not supposed to be involved w/ the Justice Dept." Trump today to @LarryOConnor

— Robert Costa (@costareports) November 2, 2017

I'm told a lot of people did not know about the separation of powers. Did you know that? There are separate powers! What a country.

Earlier today @realdonaldtrump’s account was inadvertently deactivated due to human error by a Twitter employee. The account was down for 11 minutes, and has since been restored. We are continuing to investigate and are taking steps to prevent this from happening again.

— Twitter Government (@TwitterGov) November 3, 2017

No, don't take steps! Encourage human error! Not sad!

why are they trying to prevent it happening again? seems to me 11 minutes is a record that begs to be broken.

Ugh, this is what it's going to feel like when they manage to revive Trump after his inevitable coronary, isn't it?

God works in mysterious ways! Let go and let god!

stands to reason that human error took him off line, considering human error gave him the presidency.

erect a statue of that twitter employee

sitting on horseback with his finger poised over a delete button

Through our investigation we have learned that this was done by a Twitter customer support employee who did this on the employee’s last day. We are conducting a full internal review. https://t.co/mlarOgiaRF

— Twitter Government (@TwitterGov) November 3, 2017

I wanted a poem to be most eloquent take on the current US presidency but I didn't believe it was possible:

http://poemsandpoetics.blogspot.ca/2017/11/jerome-rothenberg-america2017-president.html

Meanwhile, Trump's Gallup approval percentage -- which hit a new low of 33 on Sunday -- has climbed 5 points since the indictments.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Rude teens are saying “Hey man, what’s happening?” to John Kasich pic.twitter.com/LCVikVFaSU

— Remembrance Day Name (@WindingDot) November 2, 2017

rarely is the question asked, 'is our young people, like, cutting it'

"Too many of our young people are like 'Hey, man, what's happening'."

^ Kasich using valley girl locution to disrespect young people who at least speak in standard English sentences.

my brotha

Rerun was like “which Doobie you be, Kasich?”

Ugh, this is what it's going to feel like when they manage to revive Trump after his inevitable coronary, isn't it?

I was relating to a friend the other day about the happiness displayed in the immediate wake of 'Covfefe' when we all thought Two Scoops had been felled by a cardiac episode on the toilet.

Sadly these situations are what the 25th amendment is actually about not a soft coup.

Rude teens are saying “Hey man, what’s happening?” to John Kasich

Heard this in the voice of the start of "Bitchin Camaro" by the Dead Milkmen.

"Trump rescued all the hurricane victims with a big fire truck and drove it up here from Puerto Rico."
"You're kidding!"
"I must be, Puerto Rico is an island."

it is absolutely, 100% us against them pic.twitter.com/a31Wvc0MyA

— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) November 2, 2017

Guillotine's hungry, assholes.

Kasich demands a "what's poppin'" for his greetings.

My Twitter account was taken down for 11 minutes by a rogue employee. I guess the word must finally be getting out-and having an impact.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 3, 2017

what the fuck is that supposed to mean

I am assuming that whoever operates his Twitter has previously been hiding from him the fact that it gets any responses. "Sorry again Mr President, no real feedback, we'll try again tomorrow"

It means he's becoming so effective, so virile, that the fake news media are trying to silence him however they can, but he won't be stopped, because he is Trump Man

twitter couldn't keep a lid on his tweets forever - this is going to blow the roof off the whole trump for president campaign

that was the first of a few tweets whose thrust was "word's getting out that the real colluder is...CROOKED HILLARY"

What about the deleted E-mails, Uranium, Podesta, the Server, plus, plus...

Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States.

....People are angry. At some point the Justice Department, and the FBI, must do what is right and proper. The American public deserves it!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 3, 2017

Um, DJT OTM?

Are people actually befuddled by that word must be getting out tweet? Doesnt he say shit like that all the time?

I went up 2 points in the polls
The message must be getting out etc

he's much more likely to say shit like 'the fake news media won't tell you that the stock market is at a record high! iirc

ISIS just claimed the Degenerate Animal who killed, and so badly wounded, the wonderful people on the West Side, was "their soldier." .....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 3, 2017

...Based on that, the Military has hit ISIS "much harder" over the last two days. They will pay a big price for every attack on us!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 3, 2017

What is time? Time is of no consequence to us here, in hell.

cause THEN effect? not in trump's america, pal

biggest attack on the West Side since Common released "The Bitch in You"

"degenerate animal", nice, let's just go there shall we

Everyone looks like a degenerate animal to a degenerate animal.