brexit negging when yr mandate is is trash: or further chronicles of a garbage-fire

Lol @ Will Wragg entry, dude must flinch every time the more famous pee-tape is mentioned or alluded to

daily mail political editor:

Fallon timeline: Gavin Williamson tells PM that Fallon might have to go. Fallon goes. Williamson gets his job

loz kuenz:

One minister tells me ‘She is so weak she has let Williamson appoint himself-this is appalling’

don't think i knew who williamson was before but um

https://image.ibb.co/fy2sqw/gw.jpg

those teeth have closed around the neck of a live rodent

So you did read the dossier then?

Apparently Williamson got the idea to suggest Fallon step down from a DM sent by a senior correspondent at a popular tabloid newspaper. Told that Williamson did not immediately see the benefit but was eventually persuaded after a brief presentation in the form of several crude sketches.

williamson looks like the lovechild of tom cruise and steve coogan in that pic

may looking relaxed, comfortable and natural in front of the camera, as ever

lol calzino

and yeah i read it like two days ago. my feelings of 'ooh we'll get 'em now!' were rapidly replaced by feelings of 'citation needed', 'this is spurious' and 'i don't see anything really wrong with this' together with a deep mistrust of whoever compiled it

n.b. i don't doubt the the house of commons is rife with sexual misconduct

Gavin Williamson? This is reminds me of sitting down to watch a Scotland game and realizing you have no idea who some of the players are.

He has recent form for making up Gove is gay rumours and referring to TM as a "charisma free bitch".

Stoked for the madness with this guy tbh...

http://www.southstaffs.ac.uk/world-owl-trust-patron-and-mp-gavin-williamson-has-a-hoot-at-rodbaston-animal-zone/

The Right Honourable Mr Williamson, who is a champion of the Barn Owl in parliament and was formally named a Patron of the World Owl Trust during his visit...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=innccA7wrdU

those teeth have closed around the neck of a live rodent

― imago, Thursday, November 2, 2017 11:19 AM (twenty-nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

owls are good not bad i'm backing britain

tawny sleaze

The idea that Theresa May had been forced to make Gavin Williamson defence secretary to shore up her "weak" position was "strictly for the birds", Tory MP Nadim Zahawi has said.

Asked by the BBC if his (own) behaviour has always been of a standard expected of cabinet ministers, Mr Johnson replied: "You bet."

owls are good

mark s otm, let's not let owls be unfairly tarred by their entirely circumstantial links to rightwing politics

Ladbrokes opening at 2:1

xp

More safe space yearnings
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/education-41837205/brexit-supporting-students-getting-abuse-on-campus

'we want free speech on campus! wait no not that kind of free speech'

more "actually gavin williamson has some good qualities" wikipedia sidenotes: "He was criticised by parliamentary authorities for bringing his pet tarantula Cronus to the Houses of Parliament.[13]"

wtf i love gavin williamson now

owls are well known for eating their own siblings during times of hardship, never heard of one throwing them under a bus before though

https://image.ibb.co/junQSb/hw.jpg

did wonder for a moment if GW was somehow related to otter-bothering nazi Henry Williamson

so far today i have spent significant nay valuable minutes trying to work up a joke abt

a) cronus vs cronut™
b) tarka vs tarkus

Lord Palmer says he's wearing a tie which says "British Meat" all over it

— Esther Webber (@estwebber) November 2, 2017

This is the most Brexit thing I've ever heard.

Let's cut to the chase - the tie IS meat.

Counterpoint:

These and other anti Brexit clothing from https://t.co/4dSQafeRHZ Support enterprise! Save Britain! Stop Brexit pic.twitter.com/9QYtGI3XrG

— Alastair Campbell (@campbellclaret) November 1, 2017

don't understand why all these twats want to save Britain

Would have been nice to stop the iraq war as well, drunken cuntwipe

"Let us not pursue this foreign policy course which is built on lies and which all credible informed opinion agrees will be disastrous..."

a lot going on here:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DNo9AbWW0AAT1Bo.jpg

The BBC’s political editor, Laura Kuenssberg, said the abuse and threats she faced were meant to try to silence her, as she spoke out for the first time about the subject since she was assigned a bodyguard during the Labour party conference.

was LK hammer not also assigned a bodyguard for conservative party conference?

No, only the Labour Party has problems with misogyny. I think.

There will be a lot of Tesco Value Machiavellis jockeying for position in the Tory party over the next few weeks, most of which we'll never have heard of before, but this Williamson guy looks like he's going to be a treat.

saw a mini-bio on the Midlands local news this evening, he's certainly something

if your friends are claiming woman 'may have mistaken his hand for a table cloth', you're losing
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/11/02/damian-greens-friends-try-save-career-claiming-woman-may-have/?WT.mc_id=tmg_share_tw

Jim Pickard
@PickardJE
Tory MP on Gavin Williamson: "When a man keeps a pet tarantula it's because he doesn't have a better story to tell."

Whips are rarely popular but Williamson seems to be genuinely despised by a huge section of his own party.

that could be a recommendation

Listening to comments on Mair earlier, May has pissed off a lot of the party with this move. They are calling him Dick Cheney and he is widely despised. *pulls up deck chair*

sun story claiming fallon suggested leadsom warm her hands on his balls

I wonder to what extent Williamson's apparent oikishness fuels his colleagues' hatred. Everything I read and see about him makes him look the worst kind of climber

there is a 2nd list flying about apparently #justHookItToMyVeins

and this is a resignation matter: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41853561