no it would have to be him fucking a kid, and not a 16-year-old. Shooting someone on 5th Ave. would make his numbers go up. also praising Allah, but I'm trying to be realistic here
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:46 (six years ago) link
if something like that came out they'd just say it's fake. the technology for that is getting there xp
https://spectrum.ieee.org/tech-talk/robotics/artificial-intelligence/ai-creates-fake-obama
― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:47 (six years ago) link
GOP is totally fine w kid fuckers tbh
xp
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:47 (six years ago) link
Time for carpet_kaiser to make an entrance.
― Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:47 (six years ago) link
Sunday, October 29, 2017 10:33 AM Site carpet_kaiser has been banned permanently. 51'd
― sleeve, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:48 (six years ago) link
yeah but video, shakey?
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:48 (six years ago) link
eh you're probably right lol
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:49 (six years ago) link
just as the tension became nearly unbearable, trump suddenly stood and stared down at paul ryan in the chair across the desk. "cut cut cut cut cut cut plan. six cuts. double down." he was unraveling in front of our very eyes
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:50 (six years ago) link
Ryan will unveil the tax plan in a press conference where he keeps saying the word 'cut' over and over, occasionally looking off-stage to see Donald Trump nodding and mouthing 'again'.
― I cannit beleve how stupid yoy all r (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:56 (six years ago) link
I thought the thread title would be along the lines of "Presideent Trtump was rermarkably stgroing in hius joint press event with Sen McConnell"
― akm, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:59 (six years ago) link
feeling vindicated here
― imago, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 19:01 (six years ago) link
Funy cats, never to early: November 2017 US Politics
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 19:02 (six years ago) link
xxp SO DID I
― j., Wednesday, 1 November 2017 19:04 (six years ago) link
enemies of the working people
http://www.truth-out.org/news/item/42431-meet-trump-s-anti-worker-labor-department-nominees
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 19:06 (six years ago) link
Anti-worker Labor Department nominees?! But...but that doesn't make any sense! It's like putting someone who hates ice cream in charge of the Sweet Treats Department! Someone needs to have a talk with Mr. Trump about this.
― I cannit beleve how stupid yoy all r (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 19:14 (six years ago) link
Still waiting for him to introduce Surgeon General Petri Dish of Ebola.
― I cannit beleve how stupid yoy all r (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 19:15 (six years ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4a/Talk_Talk_Talk_%28The_Psychedelic_Furs_album_-_cover_art%29.jpg
― Careful with that Ax, Emanuel (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 19:27 (six years ago) link
(it was that or pink floyd the final cut cut cut)
We'll know Trump's in danger when Fox moves from "collusion isn't illegal" to "people who don't collude with foreign countries hate America"— Jon Schwarz (@schwarz) November 1, 2017
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 19:30 (six years ago) link
What is collusion ultimately but cooperation and friendship? You aren't against America having friends, are you? Because that sounds like something an enemy of America would want.
― I cannit beleve how stupid yoy all r (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 19:32 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DNklvOXXkAEXtdN.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 20:18 (six years ago) link
i think Jared is aging faster than Trump
― drejelire, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 20:20 (six years ago) link
missed opportunity to court the emo vote by calling it the One Armed Scissor act
― Simon H., Wednesday, 1 November 2017 20:25 (six years ago) link
Hated is aging faster because his father in law is hot old mayonnaise.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 20:45 (six years ago) link
Uh Jared
Alfred man your phone knows what's what, don't correct it.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 20:46 (six years ago) link
fucking phone should work for The Plum Line.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 20:54 (six years ago) link
ok on second thought, here:
https://i.imgur.com/NvyEy4X.jpg
― Careful with that Ax, Emanuel (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 21:08 (six years ago) link
on the fence but not to offendcut, cut, cut cut
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 21:17 (six years ago) link
the blatant lies from sarah sanders today* in the face of obvious evidence to the contrary remind me of the first few days of the administration when spicer was a entity and he was clearly lying about the stupid inauguration crowd estimate size. i remember following along and being kind of stunned that they would lie so plainly and blankly. heavy orwellian vibes. it's a shame everyone's computer monitors are pretty crisp these days, because this era of footage deserves the retrofuture dystopian CRT monitor look
*trump: "We need quick justice and we need strong justice — much quicker and much stronger than we have right now. Because what we have right now is a joke and it’s a laughingstock. And no wonder so much of this stuff takes place. And I think I can speak for plenty of other countries, too, that are in the same situation."
Acosta: he called the US Justice system a 'joke and a laughingstock' during his commentsSanders: that's not what he said. he said that process, that process has people calling us a joke and calling us a laughingstock.
that's not what he said. i mean, one one level this is all so fucking stupid, but on another, that's not what he said and it's insulting to be lied to like that
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 21:27 (six years ago) link
spicer was a new entity
my typos are out of control today, sry
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/01/us/politics/trump-russia-charges.html
don't worry guys, at least Trump is feelin' good
― frogbs, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 21:28 (six years ago) link
He also pushed back against a report published Monday night by The Washington Post, which the president said described him as “angry at everybody.”“I’m actually not angry at anybody,” Mr. Trump told The Times.
― proton, neutron, electron and crouton (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 21:31 (six years ago) link
and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.— wint (@dril) December 29, 2014
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 21:35 (six years ago) link
"Pointing to the indictment of his former campaign chief, Paul Manafort, the president said, “And even if you look at that, there’s not even a mention of Trump in there.”“It has nothing to do with us,” Mr. Trump said."
“It has nothing to do with us,” Mr. Trump said."
i feel like this points to why he got so obsessively enraged with comey after he found out that he might be subject to investigation. because he felt like comey had promised him that he would NOT be under investigation. he seemed particularly betrayed by the idea that comey had lied to him about that. but doesn't it seem so plausible that maybe comey said "you are not under investigation...at this time.", to which trump replied "so you're saying i'm not under investigation?", then Comey said "...at this time", and then trump nodded and thought "ha...got him!"? he just kind of doesn't get things
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 21:36 (six years ago) link
that what's so irritating about this administration; they lie about the dumbest things on the planet, and even when confronted with concrete evidence of their dishonesty they just stare at you and say "how DARE you question the President of the United States of America like that?"... it's definitely Orwellian, but in the dumbest possible way
― frogbs, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 21:38 (six years ago) link
Huckster-Sanders is a fine analog to Ron Ziegler (Nixon's p.s.) in this respect
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 21:43 (six years ago) link
During the campaign he told us that someone who was under investigation by the FBI isn't fit to be president. Like 14 times.
― Careful with that Ax, Emanuel (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 21:45 (six years ago) link
now's a little late to be concerned about appearing to be a hypocrite based on things you said during the campaign
this is 100% him not liking negative press coverage and probably 0% him actually caring about his staff potentially committing treason
― frogbs, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 21:48 (six years ago) link
it's definitely Orwellian, but in the dumbest possible way
which is reassuring in a strange way, their utter incompetence blunts the fascistic attitude. I remember being legitimately freaked out by that first Spicer press conference - but it quickly became clear how silly they all were/are. makes things easier to deal with for sure.
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 21:48 (six years ago) link
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, November 1, 2017 4:36 PM (sixteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Yes, it's like someone being told that they aren't under arrest for a particular crime and thinking that they now have immunity from ever being arrested again. Because double jeopardy and I plead the fifth! Sad!
― I cannit beleve how stupid yoy all r (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 21:58 (six years ago) link
I don't find it reassuring, this gives future politicians the green light to continue the same behavior after Trump and team are long gone.
― Moodles, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 22:00 (six years ago) link
if trump were born a working class man, the last thing we'd ever heard from him would be him whining "but i asked him if he was a cop and he said he wasn't! if you ask a cop if they're a cop they have to tell you the truth, it's in the consti-*policecar door slams*
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 22:02 (six years ago) link
xp yeah it's still horrible but it's relatively reassuring opposed to a competent fascist administration. but the longterm implications are obviously dire, yeah
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 22:05 (six years ago) link
it is kind of amusing that we live under a fascist regime whose only goal is making Trump look like the bestest most smartest President ever
― frogbs, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 22:08 (six years ago) link
a fascist regime whose only goal is making Trump look like the bestest most smartest President ever
Well, tbf, it also wants to wholly subvert or corrupt the departments of Justice, State, Interior, Education, HHS, HUD, Energy, & the EPA.
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 22:14 (six years ago) link
This is all bound to continue under more competent leadership in the future, and we will be thankful because we won't be contending with constant threats of nuclear war and insufficiently masked white supremacy.
― Moodles, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 22:21 (six years ago) link
we will be thankful because we won't be contending with constant threats of... insufficiently masked white supremacy.
true for limited values of "we"
― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 22:25 (six years ago) link
did anyone watch the techie grilling?
"Can you please explain the difference between a bot and a troll?" -- a real sentence asked by a real congressman— ಠ_ಠ (@MikeIsaac) November 1, 2017
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 22:28 (six years ago) link
"Hello darkness, my old friend..."
― "Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 23:33 (six years ago) link