The QVC president
― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 16:59 (six years ago) link
wonder if he's subconsciously influenced by the recent republican primary when a pizza magnate introduced his "9-9-9" tax proposal and captivated a nation
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:00 (six years ago) link
“The Cut Cut Cut Act”
Even Sarah Palin would be embarrassed by that name.
― nickn, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:00 (six years ago) link
I doubt that.
― WilliamC, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:05 (six years ago) link
This past year all makes so much more sense if you assume that Trump has been trying really hard to look like a dipshit so that they'll just make him stop being president without forcing him to resign like a loser. It's a more believable narrative than the sad reality of the situation.
― I cannit beleve how stupid yoy all r (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:06 (six years ago) link
xpShe'd name it the "Cut Baby Cut" Act.
― nickn, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:07 (six years ago) link
dude is an excellent salesman, one of the best. This should really call it the cut cut cut Act.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:08 (six years ago) link
alternate suggestions:
- Cut Us Some Slack Act- Is Trump Gonna Have to Cut a Bitch Act- Cut MAGA covfefe @$T
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:12 (six years ago) link
or Cut Cut Goose, and that is how they can determine who actually gets the cuts, too.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:13 (six years ago) link
lol cut cut goose
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:15 (six years ago) link
guess who said it?
“We need quick justice and we need strong justice. Much quicker and much stronger than we have right now, because what we have right now is a joke, and it’s a laughingstock,” he continued. “No wonder so much of this stuff takes place. And I think I can speak for plenty of other countries too that are in the same situation.”
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:17 (six years ago) link
http://www.jesusjonesarchive.info/1990/90bandpic2.jpgCut, cut, cutAll the taaaxesIt's a fact, it's time to act!
― I cannit beleve how stupid yoy all r (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:20 (six years ago) link
DiBlasio
xp
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:21 (six years ago) link
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/11/the-west-wing-trump-is-apoplectic-as-allies-fear-impeachment
― "Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:26 (six years ago) link
All sorts of fun in that one.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:29 (six years ago) link
xpShe'd name it the "Cut Baby Cut" Act.― nickn, Wednesday, November 1, 2017 5:07 PM (twenty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― nickn, Wednesday, November 1, 2017 5:07 PM (twenty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I prefer the K7 verison
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbd2PBO3k6w
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:31 (six years ago) link
This thread needs a stupid pun or obnoxious quote in its title. It's too hard to find in the list of updated threads right now.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:31 (six years ago) link
agree that generic title started by a Britisher is unacceptable
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:32 (six years ago) link
is there a uk flag emoji we could edit in
― brimstead, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:32 (six years ago) link
cut cut gray cut
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:33 (six years ago) link
good luck usa
― "Taste's very strange!" (stevie), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:37 (six years ago) link
dammit Mookie beat me to it
― the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:38 (six years ago) link
I'm going to start the December thread and it's going to be called 'USA Politik + Præsident Trump December 2017'. That way I'll have finished my ban right in time for the end of year nominations.
― Frederik B, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:40 (six years ago) link
brewster's billions
― j., Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:42 (six years ago) link
― proton, neutron, electron and crouton (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:43 (six years ago) link
“One thing Steve wants Trump to do is take this more seriously,” the Bannon confidant told me. “Stop joking around. Stop tweeting.”
Has anyone tried using the magic word, maybe that's the trick.
― I cannit beleve how stupid yoy all r (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:43 (six years ago) link
this is the day trump became president
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:44 (six years ago) link
In a series of phone calls with Trump on Monday and Tuesday, Bannon told the president ...
So how is Bannon's role outside the WH any different than it was in the WH? Less oversight?
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:45 (six years ago) link
Different couch to sit on.
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:49 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n25t31IBgeE
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:49 (six years ago) link
looks like Two Scoops is fucking up the House tax bill some more, tweeting about how it should include a repeal of the individual mandate for Obamacare lol
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:51 (six years ago) link
Meanwhile there was a document dump today of thousands of files related to the Navy SEAL raid that killed bin Laden and, well . . .
One of the files in the CIA document dump from Osama bin Laden’s compound: “YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv” https://t.co/p7mrQHN1u6 pic.twitter.com/S1Gf7I869F— Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) November 1, 2017
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:53 (six years ago) link
it's President Clinton's fault for selling us up the river on a raft of uranium
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:53 (six years ago) link
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:55 (six years ago) link
“YOU CAN’T GO ANY LOWER”: INSIDE THE WEST WING, TRUMP IS APOPLECTIC AS ALLIES FEAR IMPEACHMENT
lol headline NOT otm
we can and will go much lower
― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 17:59 (six years ago) link
https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/11/the-west-wing-trump-is-a-poopyhead-as-allies-fear-impeachment
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:00 (six years ago) link
Now, see, this is a thread title!
Headline refers to his approval ratings not the moral state of the nation
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:01 (six years ago) link
But yes that is wrong too
The thought of a special prosecutor investigating Clinton, Mueller and Rosenstein while Mueller and Rosenstein are investigating Trump is pretty dark.
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:02 (six years ago) link
that scenario is p fucked up and yet makes perfect sense, I can see Trump going for it.
but who appoints the special prosecutor in this hypothetical scenario, Sessions?
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:04 (six years ago) link
YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv
― YouTube_-_funy_cats.flv (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:04 (six years ago) link
re: thread title... feels weirdly appropriate since Weinstein & avalanche of other predators being outed pushed Trump out of top of the news for the longest stretch of time since the election.
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:26 (six years ago) link
karl thank u for posting my fav space ghost clip
― ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:27 (six years ago) link
“Jared is the worst political adviser in the White House in modern history,” Nunberg said. “I’m only saying publicly what everyone says behind the scenes at Fox News, in conservative media, and the Senate and Congress.”
lmao Jared rules
― frogbs, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:28 (six years ago) link
I honestly can't imagine that Trump's approval ratings could go any lower. Yes, he's said and done one stupid thing after another for the past year (and then also for decades as a public figure), but I'm pretty sure that's over now, don't you?
― I cannit beleve how stupid yoy all r (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:29 (six years ago) link
xpost it only gets better with time! hahaha
it's really funny, though, to imagine the "cut cut cut" debate happening in the midst of the atmosphere described in the vanity fair piece
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:29 (six years ago) link
I would imagine mounting scandal + a failure to pass tax reform would probably shudder off most of the remaining non-Pepes
― frogbs, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link
Yeah, business as usual, but nonetheless it is pretty audacious for Trump's lawyers to reportedly argue in court re: the ongoing defamation lawsuit that him referring to his accusers as "liars" was just a political opinion.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:31 (six years ago) link
i can't access those abottabad files :(
― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 1 November 2017 18:32 (six years ago) link