happy birthday killary
― flappy bird, Thursday, 26 October 2017 18:20 (eight years ago)
so did the driver do it
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 26 October 2017 18:21 (eight years ago)
nearly everything is marked "NOT BELIEVED RELEVANT". Someone's going to have to do the work of reading all this junk assume that everything marked as such was out of deliberate misdirection and will obsessively comb over every detail contained therein to find out what's really being suggested.
― Simon H., Thursday, 26 October 2017 18:23 (eight years ago)
that's the joke
― mh, Thursday, 26 October 2017 18:26 (eight years ago)
also the good pages will be easy to find because they'll have the phrase "some really wild shit here!" scrawled in the margins
― mh, Thursday, 26 October 2017 18:27 (eight years ago)
the grassy knoll is very disappointing in person, imo
― mh, Thursday, October 26, 2017 5:33 PM (one hour ago)
when i visited someone had placed a huge sign there saying "GRASSY KNOLL," presumably so ppl would be able to distinguish it from the grassy hill right next to it
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 26 October 2017 19:12 (eight years ago)
btw the files haven't been released yet -- the ones on the national archives site now were released in july.
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 26 October 2017 19:21 (eight years ago)
alfred to thread: http://ahabit.com/deeeeep.jpg
― mark s, Thursday, 26 October 2017 19:22 (eight years ago)
Whomp whomp
NBC NEWS: Release of JFK files may be delayed as intelligence agencies failed to inform President Trump which files should be kept secret— Josh Caplan (@joshdcaplan) October 26, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 26 October 2017 21:03 (eight years ago)
http://theghostdiaries.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/JFK_ufos.jpg
― mark s, Thursday, 26 October 2017 21:15 (eight years ago)
Showing the trajectory of the hats that flew off the heads of two ladies deep in the crowd
― Evan, Thursday, 26 October 2017 21:27 (eight years ago)
Those aren't just hats, those are the two visible hats of otherwise invisible giants!
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 October 2017 21:31 (eight years ago)
those are the flying saucers of the tiny aliens that killed kennedy
― akm, Thursday, 26 October 2017 22:02 (eight years ago)
turns out trump isn't releasing all the files
http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/26/politics/jfk-assassination-files-classified-document-release-donald-trump/index.html
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 26 October 2017 22:35 (eight years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ema7lfEAMk
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 October 2017 23:00 (eight years ago)
Wait, what
Eye witness identifies Ted Cruz as part of Lee Harvey Oswald's crew today on #warroomshow on @Infowars today at 5pm EST— Roger Stone (@RogerJStoneJr) October 25, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 26 October 2017 23:01 (eight years ago)
lmao
― nomar, Thursday, 26 October 2017 23:16 (eight years ago)
spoiler alert: turns out ted cruz...is really his dad
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 26 October 2017 23:19 (eight years ago)
tbh i'm not sure if the Corsican mob was involved but it seems like there was a Corsican drug-trafficker in Dallas @ that time, Lucien Sarti, who I am willing to believe could be part of a larger, multiple-shooter/contingency/backup plan as part of a larger conspiracy. Howard Hunt alleged that Sarti was the one who filed the fatal shot.
― ian, Friday, 27 October 2017 02:04 (eight years ago)
I was telling the kids this morning how Jackie's blood-soaked dress is folded up in the Smithsonian somewhere. I won't live to see its unveiling, but they might. Maybe they'll think of me when it happens.
They stopped staring at me once the teacher on morning duty told them to get out of the car or they'll be late..
― pplains, Friday, 27 October 2017 02:47 (eight years ago)
"You know, kids, in her shock she crawled onto the trunk of the car to retrieve a piece of her husband's skull, so she could put it back in its place..."
― nomar, Friday, 27 October 2017 03:01 (eight years ago)
"I mean, what would you have done?"
― pplains, Friday, 27 October 2017 03:09 (eight years ago)
My uninformed theory is that Oswald had talked to a few dudes, maybe sought out people with government ties from a few places (Russia, Cuba, CIA in Mexico, etc) or people wanted to claim they had contacted him, after the fact, for weird credit. And then some scrambled up normal dude living in Texas shot the president, and people tried to make great claims about the time this guy called their embassy line one time
― mh, Friday, 27 October 2017 03:13 (eight years ago)
if you feel unimportant and want to be a big wheel of history, shooting the president seems like the most obvious action
― mh, Friday, 27 October 2017 03:14 (eight years ago)
i think the next generation won't tell ghost stories to their grandkids but they'll tell about their creepy great uncle who was the second gunman, or a heretofore unknown grandpa who did 9/11.
― nomar, Friday, 27 October 2017 03:21 (eight years ago)
MH, that’s a pretty glib view of Oswald. He wasn’t just a disgruntled random schmuck who picked up a gun one day. He was a shockingly well-traveled misfit who spent virtually every stage of his adult life in hotbeds of Cold War activity or crossed paths with people connected to it.
There’s a reason that multiple intelligence agencies were tracking his activities well before the assassination (and were aware that he was potentially dangerous). Their failure to do anything about it and the ensuing cover-up(s) are probably the source of about 90% of the conspiracy theories surrounding the assassination.
Personally I’m skeptical of any high-level plots and agnostic about multiple shooters but I definitely think Oswald had accomplices or associates encouraging and/or aiding him. There’s a lot that has come out in the last few years about his time in Mexico City and the people he associated with there that is *very* interesting.
― The Marmadook (latebloomer), Friday, 27 October 2017 04:50 (eight years ago)
The "lone nut case who just happened to succeed in blowing the president's head apart as he traveled in a moving vehicle, using a mail order rifle fired from a long distance away" theory seems much too simplistic to be the whole story. But whatever the whole story might be is probably not recoverable at this point and perhaps never was recoverable.
― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 27 October 2017 05:05 (eight years ago)
Yeah. It’s the kind of case that naturally obfuscates itself. I doubt any of the newly released files will be some kind of smoking gun that instantly makes it all click together.
― The Marmadook (latebloomer), Friday, 27 October 2017 05:23 (eight years ago)
xp but that's the kind of well-poisoning characterization that people have been using since at least Stone's movie and definitely since the HSCA. Oswald's gun was not just "a mail order rifle," it was a standard-issue military weapon for the Italian, German and Finnish armies up through the end of WWII. It's like calling the BAR "some early 20th century gun." And it wasn't a "long distance," definitely not for a qualified marksman using a scope on a slow-moving target traveling downhill. The infamous "Maggie's drawers" comment from Stone's movie about Oswald's marksman skills comes from a single qualifying test when Oswald was already leaving the Corps and didn't care about his scoring. Every other time he had to qualify he was well above average. Supposing for a moment there were other shooters around, they must have been awful. Since all wounds to Kennedy and Connelly are traceable to Oswald's gun, they missed every single person in the car, the car itself, every person on the street and every building in sight.
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 27 October 2017 11:10 (eight years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5IWK9sRYTs
― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 27 October 2017 11:20 (eight years ago)
IOW Phil D otm
― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 27 October 2017 11:21 (eight years ago)
i will always choose to continue to believe the george hickey headshot theory
(a) bcz bonar menninger's book is abrim with drawings of skulls with dowling threaded through them in various directions (and unusually well written for a JFK conspiracy book) (b) also the idea that a secret serviceman delivered the coup de grace by accident -- when he jumped up onto the back seat of the following limo, AR-15 newly in hand to ward off the assassin's threat, lost his footing, fell backwards, and as he did so incompetently loosed off the fatal bullet in the worst possible direction -- entertains me way more than all the rogue deep state and mobsters stuff (it means the cover-up was driven by horrified embarrassment instead of they-live type 12-ft lizards)
― mark s, Friday, 27 October 2017 11:59 (eight years ago)
https://www.archives.gov/files/research/jfk/releases/DOCID-32352381.PDF?utm_source=POLITICO.EU&utm_campaign=8d2e928e71-EMAIL_CAMPAIGN_2017_10_27&utm_medium=email&utm_term=0_10959edeb5-8d2e928e71-189694745
― The Marmadook (latebloomer), Friday, 27 October 2017 12:49 (eight years ago)
I didn’t mean to be too glib — Oswald spent his entire adult life trying to have some sort of role that he never quite found. Applies to a lot of people, really. *stares off into the distance*
― mh, Friday, 27 October 2017 12:53 (eight years ago)
NYTimes's patented power-flattering condescension https://t.co/ybCfbEPyjr— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) October 26, 2017
― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 October 2017 13:22 (eight years ago)
The missing records include a 338-page file on J. Walton Moore, the head of the CIA office in Dallas at the time of the killing, and an 18-page dossier on Gordon McClendon, a Dallas businessman who conferred with Ruby just before he shot Oswald. Several files on notorious anti-Castro Cuban exiles were apparently withheld, including those focusing on Luis Posada and Orlando Bosch, who had been accused of a 1976 airline bombing that killed 73 people.
The still-redacted stuff is about CIA plots to kill Castro or undermine the government of Cuba, right? It'd still cause one hell of a backlash, especially if they were responsible for, say, that bombing.
― mh, Friday, 27 October 2017 14:01 (eight years ago)
huh, never heard the mark s "accident" theory before. as likely as any.
― sleeve, Friday, 27 October 2017 14:05 (eight years ago)
Yes, equally likely that the headshot came from a guy holding a rifle climbing onto a moving car from the street as from a guy in a stable elevated position behind the target. Who can say? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 27 October 2017 14:09 (eight years ago)
I'm still guiltily laughing at "what if his head just did that"
― mh, Friday, 27 October 2017 14:10 (eight years ago)
Also lol at an 18-page dossier on Gordon McClendon, a Dallas businessman who conferred with Ruby just before he shot Oswald. McLendon was a friend of Ruby's and owned a radio station that Ruby listened to. This is the extent of that "conference," which involved letting him into McLendon's radio station to deliver some sandwiches the night of Nov. 22. Hardly "just before."
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 27 October 2017 14:12 (eight years ago)
hickey wasn't the one climbing onto the moving car, that was clint hill -- hickey was in the back seat of the following car, visible here toting his weapon as the limos speed to parkland memorial:
http://media.philly.com/images/jfk-hickey-with-rifle.jpg
― mark s, Friday, 27 October 2017 14:13 (eight years ago)
hill (in raybans naturally) is the one on the trunk of the president's car in the foreground
― mark s, Friday, 27 October 2017 14:15 (eight years ago)
I'm not surprised Luis Posada Carriles' name came up in these files. He's the Zelig of late 20th century right wing skullduggery.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 October 2017 14:16 (eight years ago)
xp That's actually worse. He would've had to stand up in the car and shoot to achieve the trajectory that the autopsy showed. I think someone might have noticed. (nb I have not read the book you referred to but I've read tons of others)
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 27 October 2017 14:17 (eight years ago)
OK OK fine, somewhat less likely
― sleeve, Friday, 27 October 2017 14:23 (eight years ago)
if you've read lots of books, phil, then you should read this one too: it's fun
it's almost entirely about ballistics: howard donahue was a professional gunsmith and sharpshooter and technical trial expert on such topics in and near baltimore; he was insistent that the ballistics work for the warren commission and the house select committee -- trajectories and entry and exit wounds and details of how different kinds of bullets work on impact and what goes into bullets -- was mediocre and unprofessional, almost as bad as the ballistics work from almost all conspiracy theorists (half the book is dedicated to demonstrating -- very effectively -- that single bullet from oswald's rifle did indeed pass thru jfk's neck to hit governor connally)
and yr right, the idea hickey carefully and deliberately aimed from that vantage point is extremely silly: the entire point of the book is that it was a horrible accident
― mark s, Friday, 27 October 2017 14:35 (eight years ago)
it's very o/g csi
― mark s, Friday, 27 October 2017 14:41 (eight years ago)
y'all are convincing me more and more of the "oswald acted alone but there were multiple coverup conspiracies anyway because everyone was afraid of being associated with him / that an investigation would turn up other totally unrelated things" theory. that or the mafia.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 27 October 2017 14:42 (eight years ago)
I like the Harrelson as contract killer theory
― mh, Friday, 27 October 2017 14:43 (eight years ago)
harrelson is ted cruz's dad btw
also lol the william f.buckley jr, was the umbrella man has an impressive amount of truculent internet traction
― mark s, Friday, 27 October 2017 14:45 (eight years ago)