A+, btw - Squeaky Fromage
― nickn, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 16:52 (six years ago) link
:D
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 18:01 (six years ago) link
tbh EVERYTHING at the chipotle queso didn't really taste like much
― brimstead, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 18:07 (six years ago) link
that is almost true, but the chips definitely taste like salt
― you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 18:20 (six years ago) link
i'll still maintain that it used to be decent, before they had like thousands and thousands of locations
― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 18:23 (six years ago) link
I ate at Chipotle today because my Mexican options here are not good particularly if I want chipsbut we don’t have queso over here yet. no chorizo either.
― droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 18:28 (six years ago) link
trying to get my head around living in paris and being so desperate for mexican that i ate chipotle
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 18:34 (six years ago) link
it is because mexican food is the best food
― marcos, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 18:35 (six years ago) link
tho obv chipotle is a poor approximation
― marcos, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 18:36 (six years ago) link
I've never had chipotle but they're opening one a few blocks from where i live so I'm going to go and be underwhelmed real soon
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 18:37 (six years ago) link
then be overwhelmed by listeria i guess
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 18:38 (six years ago) link
I dunno it was a good burrito! I can’t make them at home like that. Can’t eat confit de canard for *every* meal
― droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 21:37 (six years ago) link
Can you get just chips and queso? I might do that
― calstars, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 21:44 (six years ago) link
Stock tanking today, glad I sold my shit awhile ago
― calstars, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 21:45 (six years ago) link
On the other hand, I think McDonalds somehow unlearned everything they learned when they had a large share in Chipotle
― mh, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 22:03 (six years ago) link
"I ate at Chipotle today because my Mexican options here are not good" sums things up
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 25 October 2017 22:06 (six years ago) link
i live in san diego and there are like 25 chipotle locations here ... people are weird as hell
― the late great, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 23:50 (six years ago) link
their chips are usually terrible though, so much salt
― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, 25 October 2017 23:51 (six years ago) link
you guys do all realize that Chipotle recently got shit on for paying its workers too much, right? Apparently $9 an hour is too much for the banksters to handle.
https://www.cnbc.com/2017/10/18/chipotle-downgraded-employee-pay.html
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 26 October 2017 00:01 (six years ago) link
The Chipotle near my work has the friendliest, most diverse, well-trained staff and the vibe from the people alone makes me feel ok eating really salty chips?
― mh, Thursday, 26 October 2017 01:50 (six years ago) link
I am a salt fan
― you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:13 (six years ago) link
The chips are mostly good. Sometimes you get some really salty ones but that’s what the salsa is for. If y’all eating plain chips then I don’t even know why you left the house, Tostitos got you covered
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:16 (six years ago) link
You have severe problems maintaining sanitary conditions in your restaurants. Also, you need to pay your workers less.
:O=
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:19 (six years ago) link
i don't really have food opinions here but the chipotle i used to live near was a smooth-running operation; i moved literally one town away and my new chipotle is a shitshow, like i've waited 20+ minutes on weeknights on multiple occasions. it's a convenient distance from my house but like i don't go to chipotle to chill in line.
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:24 (six years ago) link
always check redfin's chipotle hotness meter before you offer
― you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:35 (six years ago) link
― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, October 25, 2017 4:51 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this is why theyre so good
― Spottie, Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:35 (six years ago) link
yeah i love their chips but i also would basically eat salt straight up if it were socially acceptable
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:36 (six years ago) link
same
also the whole bacterial thing was because of their locally sourced organic thing, controversial opinion
― mh, Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:42 (six years ago) link
My salt bros, let’s cuddle.
― Jeff, Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:49 (six years ago) link
<3
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:50 (six years ago) link
i like the salty chips! also kinda limey too yum
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:50 (six years ago) link
We had a party with Chipotle catering well after the outbreak, and they did great and it was great and everyone was happy. Around $200 to feed 25 folks, well packaged and easily transportable piles of assemble it yourself ingredients, chafing dishes, fires, the whole deal. Thinking of doing it again. Maybe we have a good location?
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:51 (six years ago) link
they cater work events for us sometimes & i dig it
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 26 October 2017 02:53 (six years ago) link
I went to pitchfork fest a decade ago and chipotle was catering the backstage area. Saw that skinny dude from Deerhunter eating a burrito the size of my head.
― mh, Thursday, 26 October 2017 03:00 (six years ago) link
chipotle online ordering works well
― you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 October 2017 03:08 (six years ago) link
i have been out of the world for a while so i been goin to chipotle lately just to like, engage in commerce, feels ok, kinda anonymous, fills a void that returns quickly, brings back that old feeling of being a wage-earner
― j., Thursday, 26 October 2017 04:19 (six years ago) link
Can’t eat confit de canard for *every* meal
See now if they had a chain that sold modestly priced confit de canard in a fast-casual setting in every mid- to large-size American city I'd be all over that
(though I would have said the same about "Middle Eastern Chipotle" but actually it exists, it's called Naf Naf, and it's not that great)
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 26 October 2017 14:20 (six years ago) link
There's also Roti, another "Middle Eastern Chipotle."
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 26 October 2017 14:27 (six years ago) link
I feel like 10 years ago Chipotle had an unimpeachable burrito-wrapping technique, but nowadays they just hand new recruits a tortilla and tell em "you'll get the hang of it!"
― how's life, Thursday, 26 October 2017 14:30 (six years ago) link
you are overloading your burrito
― you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 October 2017 14:36 (six years ago) link
I think that's down to management not enforcing the training regimen
― mh, Thursday, 26 October 2017 14:36 (six years ago) link
near the campus where i work there are about 5 or 6 chipotle-style "fast casual" places and they all pretty much suck tbh
― marcos, Thursday, 26 October 2017 14:49 (six years ago) link
Want you guys to know I bought a Chipotle burrito today because of this thread. It's right next to me in a bag. I'll report back after I eat it. Based on the discussion here, I chose not to get the queso.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 26 October 2017 21:24 (six years ago) link
I passed on chipotle because of this thread. I had mini chicken katsu from L&L and am at peace with my decision.
― you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 October 2017 21:35 (six years ago) link
That was OK, I guess. I got the steak. One piece of meat was unchewably gristly and I had to spit it out into a napkin. Something was unexpectedly spicy -- the guacamole? but not in an interesting way, more in a generically hot way. It fulfilled the goal of being fast to purchase, easy to carry and filling, but I'm not enthusiastic about going to Chipotle again.
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 26 October 2017 21:40 (six years ago) link
which salsa did you choose?
― you are juror number 144 and we will excuse you (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 26 October 2017 21:44 (six years ago) link
Barbacoa you guysJesus
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 26 October 2017 21:44 (six years ago) link
mild salsa
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 29 October 2017 05:52 (six years ago) link
that guy who got fired for jerking off in front of all his coworkers at Chipotle is back working at Chipotle, i guess enough time has passed and he's learned his whoops he's jerking off again— blaine capatch (@blainecapatch) June 11, 2021
― bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Friday, 11 June 2021 19:19 (two years ago) link
This is the stupidest take in the history of takes.
https://thefederalist.com/2021/06/10/my-chipotle-bowl-just-got-more-expensive-and-its-the-federal-governments-fault/
― Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 13 June 2021 17:10 (two years ago) link