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ally if you need hot tips on where to go blow off steam when away from the wedding, shoot me an e-mail.

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

I don't see what's wrong with the tea-length dress, but then again I wouldn't.

― jaymc, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i was powned on dress knowledge last night

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

Bedazzled flip-flops are almost so bad it's good territory.

You need to paint FUCK OFF on your toenails or something.

― tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

the tea-length dress is just mystifying. i think the idea of it is that it's somehow more elegant than a knee-length dress, but not...too..elegant? like an ankle-length dress would be? as if that were a legitimate problem, to come up with a dress that was both flirty and elegant at the same time? whatever. that just seems dumb. and if you don't have skinny calves it makes it seem that your legs are uniformly the width of the widest point of your calf. in short, HATE.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

ok i e-mailed but now not sure if it'll ever go thru because i sent it from webmail link 8[

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

these flip flops would look good at a wedding

http://www.chadiscrafts.com/Flipflopsred6redtiarablfancy.jpg

― brownie, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

i was inbetween apartments after just deciding to take a year off from school in chicago.

due to the law ally mentioned above, sororities were not allowed to have "houses." until 2001, they got an entire floor of a dorm instead.

the school and the (very well endowed) sororites found a loop hole where they sold (or maybe leased?)campus land to a private contractor who built this huge condos/dorms complex to house ALL sororities on campus (and asu is a huge greek school).

a good friend was a sophmore and a sorority member at the time. She mangaed to get an early move-in just as construction was completing and i was her roomate until i got the lease on my new apartment, (at a complex that might as well have been a frat/sor house).

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

xxxxxpost

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

at our wedding, we let the bridal and groomal parties wear whatever they wanted (besides flip-flops). we are a grebt couple. though maybe the ques were grebter.

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

yeah we didn't have anyone at our wedding!

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahahahahahaha oh god those things, my friend brought them up when i was telling him about all this. "at least you don't have to wear the platform flip-flops."

the schef (adam schefter ha ha) on Tuesday, 13 March 2007 19:48 (Yesterday)

YEAH THAT WAS ME

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 03:43 (nineteen years ago)

Grady, do you mean the Palo Verde sorority building between University Ave and Sun Devil Stadium? I lived in the Palo Verde West dorm from 99-00, right next to that sorority brothel. On more than one occasion I saw an ambulance parked outside it, apparently because of alcohol poisoning. They had a cafeteria for all the Palo Verde dorms in the brothel building, and there was a big-screen TV set up in there. During one of the few times I ate over there that Simpsons episode happened to be on where Flanders says heaven is easier to get into than Arizona State! Everyone was all OMG

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 04:00 (nineteen years ago)

The groomsmen worse khakis with flower short sleeved button downs.

This is seriously what I wore as a groomsman at my sister's wedding. She and her husband are both huge Jimmy Buffet fans. My mother actually invited Mr. Buffet to the wedding. Sadly, he did not attend but he did send an autographed picture.

― joygoat, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 04:36 (nineteen years ago)

Oh my god, don't tell me those things. Even if they are real.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 04:42 (nineteen years ago)

my one regret in life is letting her wear a chic and fashionable and attractive and BLACK dress at my wedding with her own shoes and jewelery of her choice. should've made her wear hot pink and carry a parasol.

you fucked up there. Although both of the weddings I went to, last year, with sisters as bridesmaids the maids got to choose their own dresses, which led to one sister choosing something that was backless, and largely frontless and seemingly held on only by the power of tit-tape. Who did I dance with at that wedding?

― Ed, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 06:55 (nineteen years ago)

jimmy mod, are you no longer my friend or something? i know it was you!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

Is teh combo green and purple because they want to go timeless? Y'know this is a combination that has never been, isn't and never will be fashionable so if in 30 yrs time they want to pretend they married yesterday, they can pretend so?

― nathalie, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:19 (nineteen years ago)

ok that is actually so crazy that, if it is true, i wear this dress proudly.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

In 30 years time, will they look exactly the same???

VAMPIRES

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

You didn't know this?

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

hooters does have pretty good wings. can you get gin there?

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

yes

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

that's lunch settled, then

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

it's so lovely out today that i think i'd be remiss if i DIDNT walk down to the inner harbor and get drunk on gin

― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

I was looking for a picture of Grimace in a green belt to highlight the awfulness of the color scheme and ended up with a terrifying green Grimace picture. Eek.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

Grady, do you mean the Palo Verde sorority building between University Ave and Sun Devil Stadium?

Yes. That's where all the sororities were before 2001. I spent a night in that dorm/brothel that ended with me climbing over the fence around the aquatic center and jumping naked off the high high high platform dive.

that Simpsons episode happened to be on where Flanders says heaven is easier to get into than Arizona State!

you know Matt Groening is an Alum, right?

I bet we know a lot of the same people.

― g®▲Ðұ, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

OMG

http://i19.tinypic.com/4ie58k2.jpg

― StanM, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

o________0

― river wolf, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

Look, wings, too! Strongo was just talking about them!

― StanM, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

I spent a night in that dorm/brothel that ended with me climbing over the fence around the aquatic center and jumping naked off the high high high platform dive.

haha, yeah I remember that pool! me and some dudes from that dorm hopped that fence and shimmied up there once for some totally unsafe drunken high-dive action. there was also that smoking bench outside PV west (mirror of PV east) where this guy Travis once got a ticket from the campus police for smoking pot weed out there. the officer's name was P. Nuss, and shortly after the incident the bench was declared The Officer P. Nuss Memorial Bench by someone with a sharpie.

I was only there for a year and haven't kept in touch with anyone. I was going there when Phoenix PD raided Sammy "The Bull" Gravano's esctacy ring a couple blocks down the street.

― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

jimmy mod, are you no longer my friend or something? i know it was you!

the schef (adam schefter ha ha) on Wednesday, March 14, 2007 10:13 AM (8 hours ago)

WE ARE BFF! HUGGLES!

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.back-in-style.com/image.php?productid=4414

what I got when googling purple and green dress. Not exactly purple and green, which must account for its total excellence. Sold, goddammit.

― Beth Parker, Thursday, 15 March 2007 00:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/161/427884960_92ede34195.jpg
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― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK THIS BOARD
FUCK YOU IT IS NOT AN ILLEGAL LINK

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

l-r, resignation, obliviousness

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

i am doing this shit today

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

I WANNA SEE A PIC OF YOUR DRESS.

― nathalie, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

getting married or eating chicken wings? either way, congrats bro.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

here is dresses:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/164/427655205_5e0d7ec0d5.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

SO much better thanI imagined, if it had been pale purple then it would have been awfulm but that purple is well so purple.

― Ed, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

That's not Tubgirl, that's the wedding party.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:28 (nineteen years ago)

guys this was posted on the sandbox but it is too good to leave only there
http://img01.picoodle.com/img/img01/7/3/20/f_rockettesm_3e4a5cf.jpg

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

Based on the one reception shot I hope everyone dressed up for the wedding in black T-shirts and smoked nonstop.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

That's not Tubgirl, that's AWESOME.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

i'm getting married to a plate of wings

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

i had to get a divorce from a sack of potatoes

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

that's no way to talk about your wife

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

EX-wife

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

</vaudeville>

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

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