'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

united, one of the most expensively assembled teams of all time, the richest club in the world, are incredibly redolent of martin o'neill's ireland.

Their worst performance of the season tbf, some really sloppy play all over but especially darmian and young

wah wah

I'm not going to pretend I'm ecstatic about that but Liverpool did fuck all

had enough chances to win it.

every single other team that have held liverpool this season created more chances than that today - imagine not even bothering to try and test that defence.

FC Can't vs FC Won't

Utd have always been pragmatic at Anfield but I doubt Mourinho accounted for so many of his players losing their heads in possession

There were a few mitigating factors - Pogba missing and Herrera (who's barely played) coming in and being terrible, plus the decision to play Young as a winger and bringing in Darmian

Anyway, Liverpool tested the keeper once and Utd tested the keeper once. Seems like an increasing amount of teams aren't finding it too difficult to nullify Klopp

GOAL TO CRYSTAL PALACE. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. STAY IN YOUR HOMES. ALL BROADCAST CHANNELS HAVE BEEN COMMANDEERED FOR TRANSMISSION OF CIVIL DEFENCE INSTRUCTIONS. CRYSTAL PALACE HAVE SCORED A GOAL. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. STAY IN YOUR HOMES. ALL BROADCAST

yeah it was an own goal tbf ;)

oh shit you've scored TWO

we'll we're beating doncaster and they don't have eden hazard

Fucked up that the team is torturing its younger less experienced fans with the possibility of winning tbh

Really sympathising with Stoke right now

Congrats Bananaman! :D

fucking Chelsea

Oops er I mean, congrats! Keeps Roy in the job for a while, that!

Just saw the ridiculous pass from De Bruyne to Sane for his goal. Pfff.

FC Can't vs FC Won't

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Damn

meanwhile, arsenal succeeding via the tactic of waiting for a big lad to get on the end of a set-piece

Watford!

Wenger out, fam.

LOL Watford leapfrog Arsenal AND Chelsea.

it sounds like Wenger has supping from a vintage that has gone a bit sour tonight.

been*

for a change.

RIP Craig Shakespear. heaven needed someone capable of carrying two balls
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hadn't realised how bad they were doing, maybe they could get Ranieri back

Big Sam wants to manage the USA. I'm on board with it.

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Jesus, I hadn't realised how gunned up his assistant Appleton is these days. He looks part The Rock, part Serbian oligarch's henchman or something. Might give some of the Leicester players Pearson flashbacks.

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bilic is surely done for here

Otm.

Yeah was thinking that

lol! This is fun.

oh no its not

on the evidence we've seen so far, Lindelof looks like a catastrophic signing

he literally cannot head a ball

gonna go with 'this is fun' tbh

My stepdad was waxing lyrical about the last time he saw us defeat Man U in the 50's this morn: blah blah Jimmy Glazzard, what a player he was etc.. but also he said the Man Utd fans trashed the place after the game, and that they were most definitely Mancunians.

I thought they trashed the town in the early 70s?

We're nothing without Fellaini.

they probably trashed it then as then as well, but that was after they won. In the 50's it was after a defeat!

as it stands 18 mins of e/t pending, no doubt.

GTF in Town!

something like 80% possession in the second half

two shots on target

not good!

I sincerely hope those grapes aren't tasting too sour tonight, pal!

:D

no sour grapes here

we were abject

Abjection mour honour

In fairness nobody should hire Jose

His cycle of trash toxicity is quickening each time now.

maybe he's stopped winning a league before becoming shit

I know you're having your fun but I honestly don't blame Jose for this one. Just too many players underperforming/not giving a shit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaslighting