Star Wars 8 shit talk

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Hey, Rey, take a walk on the dark side.

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 22:15 (eight years ago)

is Oscar Isaac nude in this

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 22:22 (eight years ago)

He gives of himself to his cause.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 October 2017 22:23 (eight years ago)

maybe this is well known but there's a youtube comedy series called millennial falcon that's disguised as a star wars nerdcast. they have a recurring bit about porgs now.

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFWHlH4koGZDpMvS6flIkBxw52r0HCNCG
this playlist is out of order, can't find a better one

Einstein, Bazinga, Sitar (abanana), Tuesday, 10 October 2017 23:44 (eight years ago)

I really didn’t want to start guessing at the plot but my idle mind has had other ideas

mh, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 00:44 (eight years ago)

Porgs eat Luke and Rey, take over Chewie's mind, fly around in the Falcon, blow shit up, carve up Kylo and Snoke with minisabers, PORG REIGN OF TERROR.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 00:58 (eight years ago)

that’s the plot of Porg Wars, it airs after Lego Star Wars

mh, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 01:20 (eight years ago)

or I should say: wow Ned, you just wrote the next Family Guy special!

mh, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 01:20 (eight years ago)

let me try this again

https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohhwAhWvO907XEv60/giphy.gif

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 02:32 (eight years ago)

*whispers* that’s ice binch

mh, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 02:41 (eight years ago)

or I should say: wow Ned, you just wrote the next Family Guy special!


McFarlane wants to give money, I’m happy.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 06:58 (eight years ago)

Read the opening sentence of this as 'into lunch boxes and pyjama bottoms@ rather than ONTO and it became awfully sinister.

https://www.wired.com/story/the-last-jedi-porgs/

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 07:57 (eight years ago)

lol

how's life, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 08:35 (eight years ago)

"I've made a huge mistake."

"her... ?"

https://static.mmzstatic.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/star-wars-8-nouveaux-personnages.jpeg

AlXTC from Paris, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 09:19 (eight years ago)

https://gizmodo.com/69-porg-photoshops-that-will-haunt-your-dreams-in-the-m-1819350916

ein Sexmonster (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 18:10 (eight years ago)

69 Porg Photoshops

nice

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 18:48 (eight years ago)

two weeks pass...

Mark Hamil speaks -- a wry presence.

When the critic John Simon wrote in New York magazine that Mr. Ford had performed “adequately,” Mr. Hamill “uninspiredly” and Ms. Fisher “wretchedly,” Mr. Hamill said, “We had T-shirts made: ‘adequate, uninspired and wretched.’ I said, ‘Harrison, adequate’s practically a rave compared to what we got.’”

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 October 2017 11:33 (eight years ago)

when he was invited back for “The Force Awakens”and “The Last Jedi,”

cool cool he definitely dies in this one huh :(

Uhura Mazda (lukas), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:13 (eight years ago)

Hmm what if Luke and Leia's twinship + Force strength means somehow if one dies so does the other?

nashwan, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:25 (eight years ago)

no way, it's like highlander

mh, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:30 (eight years ago)

/when he was invited back for “The Force Awakens”and “The Last Jedi,”/

cool cool he definitely dies in this one huh :(


i believe we've already established itt that luke beheads himself within the first 30 seconds of the new one

proton, neutron, electron and crouton (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:38 (eight years ago)

that's when Dark Luke shows up

mh, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:39 (eight years ago)

u mean luuke?

proton, neutron, electron and crouton (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:40 (eight years ago)

fp

mh, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:42 (eight years ago)

force push i assume

proton, neutron, electron and crouton (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:46 (eight years ago)

Garth Vader

drejelire, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 18:49 (eight years ago)

Hey, new clip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4CB5SeBGkI

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 2 November 2017 04:54 (eight years ago)

pretty cool that rian johnson is gonna do his own star wars trilogy

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 9 November 2017 22:27 (eight years ago)

oh I guess there's gonna be a live-action TV show too

Number None, Thursday, 9 November 2017 23:20 (eight years ago)

The Young Han Solo Chronicles

mh, Thursday, 9 November 2017 23:25 (eight years ago)

The Young Tentpole to Force You to Buy a Standalone Disney Steaming Service Chronicles

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 9 November 2017 23:26 (eight years ago)

I hope he does some KOTOR shit

Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Friday, 10 November 2017 00:19 (eight years ago)

the plot twist is that Rey is also a "force baby"

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 November 2017 22:51 (eight years ago)

150 minutes!

http://www.vulture.com/2017/11/the-last-jedi-will-apparently-be-the-longest-star-wars-movie.html

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 November 2017 20:53 (eight years ago)

value for money imo

wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 November 2017 21:00 (eight years ago)

that's going to be like 1 hour standing in line outside, never mind the previews, then 150 minutes in the seat - I guess my fluid consumption on december 14 is going to need to be carefully planned

El Tomboto, Friday, 17 November 2017 21:45 (eight years ago)

real fans cath

wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 November 2017 21:46 (eight years ago)

I can't do that unless Driver shows his lightsaber

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 November 2017 21:48 (eight years ago)

he does it in the trailer iirc

wow. that was truly the minecraft of sex. (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 November 2017 21:49 (eight years ago)

you're going to use the catheter if Adam Driver shows his....

nevermind, down a rabbit hole I'll never claw back out of

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Friday, 17 November 2017 23:06 (eight years ago)

Happening in fifteen minutes

Psssst... at 10am Pacific time I’ll be taking over the @starwars account for a @Twitter q&a. MWAHAHAHAHA You can ask questions (and see a weird version of my face) by using #RianJohnson

— Rian Johnson (@rianjohnson) November 28, 2017

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 28 November 2017 17:43 (eight years ago)

So the three films this is inspired by are

Twelve O’clock High
Letter Never Sent
Three Outlaw Samurai

Right?

Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Thursday, 30 November 2017 06:28 (eight years ago)

I am not 100% sure how I feel about this analogy but I do enjoy Old Mark Hamill

https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2017/11/mark-hamill-the-last-jedi-runtime

El Tomboto, Saturday, 2 December 2017 18:02 (eight years ago)

mark hamill is kind of a treasure tbh

Dic Space has been contacted for comment. (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 2 December 2017 18:05 (eight years ago)

I misread their framing as Hammill saying the movie has a happy ending for a moment, and was bewildered.

mh, Saturday, 2 December 2017 20:36 (eight years ago)

ugh I saw that footage of laura dern and the dumb robot and it convinced me to pick up a ticket for thursday

Simon H., Monday, 11 December 2017 12:49 (eight years ago)

early signals are that this is amazing

El Tomboto, Monday, 11 December 2017 13:49 (eight years ago)

early signals = Twitter reactions, right? yeah, never ever trust those. they're almost always ecstatic.

Simon H., Monday, 11 December 2017 13:51 (eight years ago)

Response is v positive but in the most predictable way. Trying to avoid spoilers before Thursday night although still feel like I know a lot less about this one than the previous one in advance.

nashwan, Monday, 11 December 2017 14:08 (eight years ago)


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