Star Wars 8 shit talk

Do not watch that if you want to be un-spoiled.

It's true: they show a porg.

Looks cool, but multiple cutesy creatures is a bad omen

How dare you say that about Oscar Isaac < / Lord Sotosyn >

I calls 'em likes I sees 'em

I felt a disturbance in the Force

I mean, of course.

The Star Wars trailer is terrible. Has anyone involved even SEEN Star Wars? pic.twitter.com/UhaHQO0mNt

— Sixsixsixelated Boat (@pixelatedboat) October 10, 2017

The Jawas are multiple cutesy creatures, gtf over yourselves.

I like it although Kylo looks wonky.

that's just how adam driver looks tho

THIS CHRISTMAS huh

one in the eye for those politically-correct 'holidays' assholes, trump will be thrilled

looks cool for a Star War

I still don’t get why, if you have fast little speeder ships, you wouldn’t just flank the walkers instead of flying at them head-on. Those things can’t turn.

just hang in their blind spot and blast their asses

Twitter Users Have Feelings About the Porgs From The Last Jedi

Here's one scorching hot take from someone who probably threw a shit-fit over szechuan sauce:

tfw you realize everything you love will be forever and irreversibly corrupted by the need for merchandising revenue. pic.twitter.com/dy7qlHRE1T

— Ankit Panda (@nktpnd) October 10, 2017

I still don’t get why, if you have fast little speeder ships, you wouldn’t just flank the walkers instead of flying at them head-on. Those things can’t turn.

IIRC in Empire they make a point of stating how heavily armored they are so presumably the original plan was to attack the cockpits before they came up with the tow cable idea. The cockpit glass (or transparisteel or whatever they call it) would seem to be the only real vulnerable point for ships that size. And the heads on the original walkers had a pretty decent range of motion -- it looked like they could cover about 120 degrees side to side and the same up and down.

ROFL

Good luck getting Kathleen Kennedy & @RianJohnson to explain what #TheLastJedi means. We tried—here’s what they said https://t.co/IJRch5ed40

— VANITY FAIR (@VanityFair) October 10, 2017

It’s Luke.

— Rian Johnson (@rianjohnson) October 10, 2017

The porgs are a sad reminder that there was never a stuffed Hoojib for me when I was a kid.

https://static.wixstatic.com/media/d53688_2357ff8bcffb4660ab0ce2b4ea85e10a~mv2_d_1800_1902_s_2.jpg/v1/fill/w_473,h_500,q_85,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01/d53688_2357ff8bcffb4660ab0ce2b4ea85e10a~mv2_d_1800_1902_s_2.jpg

IIRC in Empire they make a point of stating how heavily armored they are so presumably the original plan was to attack the cockpits before they came up with the tow cable idea. The cockpit glass (or transparisteel or whatever they call it) would seem to be the only real vulnerable point for ships that size. And the heads on the original walkers had a pretty decent range of motion -- it looked like they could cover about 120 degrees side to side and the same up and down.

also I thought they had guns on the side and back, flying fortress-style, but apparently not.

xxp first response hall of fame

sorry i haven't kept up. is Harvey Weinstein under that cowl?

meh, dunno. Looks Star Wars themed, otherwise, looks like any other space action movie. Emotionally, think I'm already off this train, but will probably end up seeing because conditioned behavior is a real thing

the teaser from a couple months back was actually very well-done but i actually think that's a pretty terrible trailer.

i mean individual shots and moments look fine, it's just poorly edited and paced.

scene in the trailer with kylo ren (?) (i didn't watch the previous one) against the red background is super gorgeous

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CU2KAK5VAAA7SJk.png

OK stop.

"this is not going to go... the way you think!"

-- Rian Johnson to Mark Hammill after getting feedback on his script

lol

I found the latest SW alright except for the Kylo Ren dude.
I mean, one of the things that made Vador great was the mystery and the esthetics of the helmet/mask.
but this one seems to spend all his time without the helmet.
A bit like Iron Man in these Marvel movies...

Imagine you've spent years parrying, psychologically and physically, a heavy-breathing man in armor.

Imagine after all those years the mask comes off and it's John Ritter.

Kylo Ren is the best part, precisely because of his frustration in not getting to be Vader. He loves Vader's mystery and aesthetics too.

First SW film I will see but, like Dominique, the emotional investment has faded. I really liked Rogue One - can rewatch it over and over because it just looks and sounds fantastic - but could honestly care less about these new characters. Will go for Luke and Chewie.

*First SW film I will see where...

Kylo Ren as Kitty Sanchez

"Helmet on, hair down...no, hair up helmet off...no helmet off, hair down..."

http://cdn1.alloy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/kitty2.jpg

"I've made a huge mistake."

https://www.bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/rj-3-600x251.jpg

Porg Wars 9: Porg

https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohhwoEjDJXuvdGclq/giphy.gif

its like i got some Final Fantasy XIII in my Star Wars

live Snoke looks cool. Rey training sequence looks pretty dope.

this animal is called an Ice Binch. this is canon now https://t.co/ciJZidWjGj

— Emma Roller (@emmaroller) October 10, 2017

enjoyed this last night

anyone else missing Domhnall Gleason? Loved him in the first one as Nuxx. Aside from that super good job on the ad. Don't trust him Rey!

Do it Rey! I want to see Rey have a fling on the dark side before settling into boring Jedi-ness.

Hey, Rey, take a walk on the dark side.

is Oscar Isaac nude in this

He gives of himself to his cause.

maybe this is well known but there's a youtube comedy series called millennial falcon that's disguised as a star wars nerdcast. they have a recurring bit about porgs now.

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFWHlH4koGZDpMvS6flIkBxw52r0HCNCG
this playlist is out of order, can't find a better one

I really didn’t want to start guessing at the plot but my idle mind has had other ideas

Porgs eat Luke and Rey, take over Chewie's mind, fly around in the Falcon, blow shit up, carve up Kylo and Snoke with minisabers, PORG REIGN OF TERROR.

that’s the plot of Porg Wars, it airs after Lego Star Wars

or I should say: wow Ned, you just wrote the next Family Guy special!

let me try this again

https://media.giphy.com/media/3ohhwAhWvO907XEv60/giphy.gif

*whispers* that’s ice binch