This guy writes for the Guardian I think. This isn't any more than averagely bad but it's interesting seeing good tweeters come unstuck at length.
https://theguyliner.com/2017/10/05/the-trouble-with-nostalgia/
― Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 6 October 2017 09:02 (eight years ago)
managed a sentence and a half
― The Walter Mittyville Horror (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 October 2017 09:05 (eight years ago)
same
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 6 October 2017 09:08 (eight years ago)
"So I try not to live in the past. It’s a murky, gloomy, weird mix of swamp and ocean, replete with sinkholes, dangerous currents and hands grasping at you, trying to drag you deeper and deeper into mawkish sentimentality, rose-tinted fantasy sequences and dreary bygones."
makes u think
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 6 October 2017 09:08 (eight years ago)
the tyranny of content production
― The Walter Mittyville Horror (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 October 2017 09:19 (eight years ago)
otm
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 6 October 2017 09:21 (eight years ago)
paid by the adjective.
― Ludo, Friday, 6 October 2017 09:28 (eight years ago)
my regular mailout where subscribers receive new writing by me before anyone else. It’s not a newsletter; I never have any news. Just writing
He realised there was a scarcity of words in series on the internet.
― calzino, Friday, 6 October 2017 09:29 (eight years ago)
it must be horrible to get up every day and think "gotta opine about something"
― The Walter Mittyville Horror (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 October 2017 09:41 (eight years ago)
I mean Turrican seems to enjoy it, but otherwise
― The Walter Mittyville Horror (Noodle Vague), Friday, 6 October 2017 09:42 (eight years ago)
I'd have some sympathy for the writer if there was a sense that it was as painful for them to make this content as it is to read. But we're all stocked up on banal inanities wrapped up in fake jauntiness/smugness etc, thank you very much.
― calzino, Friday, 6 October 2017 10:02 (eight years ago)
Well, The Graun is for sure.
― calzino, Friday, 6 October 2017 10:03 (eight years ago)
https://www.theguardian.com/membership/2017/oct/26/together-we-are-safeguarding-the-guardians-independent-journalism?CMP=share_btn_tw
The Graun is on the up + up. They defeated Trump with their progressive journalism and now their paywall revenue outstrips advertising income. So obv now they are going to abandon clickbait and the all ads masquerading as journalism type shite. And give Deborah Orr a payrise for her services to Hot Takes.
― calzino, Thursday, 26 October 2017 10:39 (eight years ago)
as long as there's still plenty of lifestyle and thinkpieces that reflect my on-trend, cosmopolitan centrist Dadism then keep on keeping on I say
― pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 October 2017 10:42 (eight years ago)
luv2support independent journalism (and occasionally enjoy entire sections of advertorial about how wonderful azerbaijan or saudi arabia are)
― proton, neutron, electron and crouton (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 October 2017 10:59 (eight years ago)
bg, where did the “luv2verb” thing come from?
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 26 October 2017 11:02 (eight years ago)
i guess must have picked it up somewhere but honestly i have no idea where that would have been - all i know is that i'm committed to getting myself 51'd by using it constantly
― proton, neutron, electron and crouton (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 October 2017 11:07 (eight years ago)
luv251 hang on
― pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 October 2017 11:22 (eight years ago)
@hambeef love too get a bite on that. thank you for sharing— wint (@dril) December 8, 2009
^^^i believe it began with this fella tho i only starting seeing it in bulk this year
― mark s, Thursday, 26 October 2017 11:25 (eight years ago)
everything circles back to @dril eventually
― proton, neutron, electron and crouton (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 26 October 2017 11:35 (eight years ago)
martin kettle offers a blazing-hot take on the list of alleged tory sexual harassers, gets instantly ratioed
If I worked for Putin, I'd think that Tory spreadsheet was a good day's work.— Martin Kettle (@martinkettle) November 1, 2017
― proton, neutron, electron and crouton (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 12:21 (eight years ago)
anybody who claims harrassment is an enemy of the state
― Pope Urban the Legend (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 12:52 (eight years ago)
2/1 Doubles down on this4/1 Feeble non-apology8/1 "Please ladies, help me to be a better man"10/1 "Somebody hacked my Twitter"16/1 "It's Corbyn's fault"200/1 "I've behaved like a cunt and will retire from public life immediately"
― Pope Urban the Legend (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 12:56 (eight years ago)
he doesn't tweet much so i'd put my money on 'doesn't react on twitter, shits out an "i got ratioed for truth-telling" column' next week
― proton, neutron, electron and crouton (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 13:10 (eight years ago)
That half page advert wrapped around the guardian today is a ballache. Can't pick the paper up without it flapping, can't throw it away because the crossword's on the back of it.
― koogs, Saturday, 18 November 2017 17:45 (eight years ago)
Maybe you could put it to one side.
― Alba, Saturday, 18 November 2017 18:30 (eight years ago)
How to drink wine: a quick guide for Theresa May
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 15:49 (eight years ago)
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/nov/24/the-guardian-view-on-taylor-swift-an-envoy-for-trumps-values
This would be embarrassing on a Blogspot page, it’s astonishing in an editorial.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 25 November 2017 10:49 (eight years ago)
it's an envoy for the Graun's values
― who says no to mentals? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 November 2017 11:12 (eight years ago)
Her new album, Reputation, is not available on Spotify – anyone wishing to hear it must buy it.
Ideally she would give it away for free while debasing the content and interrupting you every two verses with a begging note.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 25 November 2017 11:13 (eight years ago)
fair play to them, they understand their comment section regulars at least
― who says no to mentals? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 November 2017 11:13 (eight years ago)
lol sv
― sonnet by a wite kid, "On Æolian Grief" (wins), Saturday, 25 November 2017 11:16 (eight years ago)
their editorials shd have more pop music chat imo, like when they misread an article in their own paper that said it would be cool if Sleaford Mods were nominated for a Brit award and wrote a thing congratulating Sleaford Mods for being nominated for a Brit award
― thirst trap your hare (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 25 November 2017 11:50 (eight years ago)
you don't get this kind of quality reportage behind a paywall
― who says no to mentals? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 November 2017 11:57 (eight years ago)
Blimey - that's embarrassingly poor.
― Luna Schlosser, Saturday, 25 November 2017 12:16 (eight years ago)
The ILX Guardian thread, Dan Hodges and Piers Morgan, united at last.
On a day when Bonker's Britain went even more bonkers than usual, this Guardian leader on Taylor Swift and Donald Trump basically trumps the lot. https://t.co/Y0FZnxZif5— (((Dan Hodges))) (@DPJHodges) November 24, 2017
Disgraceful, bizarre & politically sinister hatchet job on @taylorswift13 by @Guardian simply because she doesn’t preach their politics. https://t.co/toAIruQWaP— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) November 25, 2017
― Alba, Saturday, 25 November 2017 13:27 (eight years ago)
I hate Taylor Swift and think she's probably evil but that is ridiculous yes
― imago, Saturday, 25 November 2017 13:31 (eight years ago)
That is part of the problem, imo. Brainless, pseudo-woke clickbait is an open goal for the far-right and the Guardian engaging in this kind of bad faith hatchet job just makes it harder for politicised writing on pop culture, diversity, etc.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 25 November 2017 13:33 (eight years ago)
Xp
Bonker's Britain is back baby
― thirst trap your hare (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 25 November 2017 14:58 (eight years ago)
Shari on a huge pile of money
― who says no to mentals? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 November 2017 15:52 (eight years ago)
Younger, hipper, cooler:
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/dec/21/prince-harry-and-meghan-markle-release-official-engagement-photos
― Akdov Telmig (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 21 December 2017 15:07 (eight years ago)
trolling yr own readers for clicks, classic
― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 December 2017 15:12 (eight years ago)
meghan seems nice enough, so it’ll be a bit sad to send her to the guillotine with the rest of her in-laws, but omelettes/eggs innit
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 December 2017 15:13 (eight years ago)
still at least they're not envoys for Trump's values
― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 December 2017 15:13 (eight years ago)
gl ISIS, if you need any help vaporising them - give me a bell.
― calzino, Thursday, 21 December 2017 15:13 (eight years ago)
the royals: calzino’s ilx bat-signal
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 December 2017 15:16 (eight years ago)
I for one am glad that somebody is prepared to offer support to ISIS in this difficult but necessary task
― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 December 2017 15:17 (eight years ago)
judge a man by his enemies etc
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 December 2017 15:18 (eight years ago)
Markle, 36, an American actor best known for her role in the legal drama Suits, displays her engagement ring in both studies. The ring was designed by Harry.
― dipso inferno (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 December 2017 15:21 (eight years ago)