brexit negging when yr mandate is is trash: or further chronicles of a garbage-fire

or: BCZ PENNYCORBS LIVES IN HER HEAD

That 'cough' tweet is from her actual Twitter account right?

Tunes help you deceive more easily

A quick GIS of "Theresa may conference speech" (to confirm the bracelet, and that I'm not actually going insane) suggests that the podium was reflecting the flag correctly back when it was in shades of blue - adding the red seems to have been done in a hurry via colour it in then reflect.

and the bracelet is ... (T/F) ?

True, I'm afraid. She's also wearing excellent but non-political shoes.

all shoes are political

jesus christ look at the fucking nick of this now

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLSyKuaX0AEU6Xx.jpg

Even more letters have fallen victim since my last report. pic.twitter.com/iUXA0BOHzi

— Owen Jones🌹 (@OwenJones84) October 4, 2017

(sry for owen jones #content)

St ng nd St ble Not cebo rd

why is owen jones bad (don't know the uk press figures very well)

i like owen jones

he's a centrist dad transformer

Jealous of his wardrobe range.

"we cannot put up a sign, but hey, vote for us"

after that "ho ho ho lol! the Iraq War" bantz with Campbell last week, he should already be in the gulag. But I just can't stand him anyway, even if he wasn't a piss weak, jittery whey-faced centrist, I'd still fucking hate him - because I just don't like his face!

does a centrist dad transformer transform dads into centrists, transform centrist dads into non-centrist dads, or transform *into* a centrist dad

Yeah i'm confused by that.
And by the whole 'centrist dad' thing being thrown around too tbqh. I've seen condescending, sexist, bigoted nostalgists defending nearly every degree of the political spectrum, including people on the left. The centre doesn't have a monopoly on it.

where is the centre Shat Parp

should've said "he's a centrist dad Autobot"

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C_Z9xsgWAAAvT0h.jpg
"where is the centre Shat Parp"

just follow Billy Bragg over yonder, he went thatta way.

what's boris' gameplan here? trying to make himself a martyr?

You know when, for instance, Celtic beat Rangers 5-1 and then they release a DVD of the match called something like The Parkhead Massacre? The Labour Party should release a DVD of May's speech.

Mair give Rudd a hard time earlier. He got her on the security fuck-up, the vagueness of May's social housing promise and how it is completely against Tory ideology. "Is she going to grow a beard next + get her own allotment?". I really like him sometimes.

how has jane merrick not stopped tweeting yet

Watching @Channel4News anatomy of what Cabinet were doing during May’s difficulties and increasingly think Amber Rudd would make great PM

— Jane Merrick (@janemerrick23) October 4, 2017

and there are 22 other Jane Merricks?

this is the only tweet from@janemerrick

Can't get the hang of this tweet stuff - what are you supposed to put here??

— jane merrick (@janemerrick) October 1, 2010

What could make the worst car crash speech ever even worse? Finding out they nicked lines off TV shows for the speech!#CPC17 #TheresaMayP45 pic.twitter.com/T4kmof1Ue4

— Devutopia (@D_Raval) October 4, 2017

Mair give Rudd a hard time earlier.

This is an understatement - he is just turning the screws on this awful woman. What a star!

Not a talky radio person at all but I will listen to this a few times over the next month.

eddie mair is real as fuck

Don't mess with this guy. Fucking hell.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b096gjrb

'Do people want Bernard Manning as foreign seceretary?'

He read a full crime-sheet dossier on Boris' that portrays him as fascist cunt rather than a clown, which isn't done often enough by the BBC.

interview starts at 21:00

(in the above clip)

Yeah sorry should've said.

The account of the speech before the interview is quite good - unlike Newsnight which was a complete sham and underplayed how much she was coughing ffs.

always freaks me when I see pictures of radio people like Mair and he looks nothing like I thought he did in my head

He has lost a tremendous amount of weight

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Before I saw his pic I unfairly visualised him as a Nick Campbell alike. All them Scots look the same to me!

god no I'd never Campbellise somebody I don't hate

Favourite bit is when Rudd refers to Johnson's comments as "colourful" and Mair just responds "...colourful..." with this perfect mixture of weariness and contempt. Also his repeated urge for her to refer to the security breach as something more than "disappointing".

amber rudd is a very bad interviewee

eddie mair is a national treasure tbh

love a mair murder

"What's she going to do next, grow a beard and start an allotment"

lmao

god mair fucking hates boris. god bless him.

at one point rudd says something about 'taking the fight back to labour', which seemed pretty telling - i dunno if she'd willingly acknowledge they've been on the back foot since the election but it's obvious they're aware of it

yeah mair's longstanding borisphobia is one of his most endearing qualities

i love when he makes her say "i don't want to get sucked down the boris vortex"

gonna make that my ringtone