brexit negging when yr mandate is is trash: or further chronicles of a garbage-fire

Is that May or Nelson they want 'out, out, out'?

wtf is this, coughing, can't speak, sadly and bizarrely brings up inability to have children, audience clapping longer to mask the fact she can't speak, you couldn't dream up such a tragic fucking shitshow without being accused of over-egging it.

May turns to Scotland. She says she takes comfort from the fact that “the general election saw the threat of nationalism set back”.

you said it.

Did she even mention Grenfell at any point?

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/terminally-ill-cancer-patient-stripped-7574912

another of many feelgood stories about someone with terminal brain cancer getting turned down for PIP. Sorry me trenchant + shouty, but I can't help it.

this is a world-class display of fuckery

good luck uk

the letter falling off the wall is too perfect

When that letter "F" fell off (the last "E" then fell off later,) pic.twitter.com/ylYYQ8IKTJ

— Daniel Sandford (@BBCDanielS) October 4, 2017

someone needs to add in "will die"

someone's already on it

The British Dream pic.twitter.com/K5B9KEEobK

— Victims of Comics (@victimsofcomics) October 4, 2017

Excellent

look at the irregular spacing on those letters tho, who fucking put those up

there is a strong feeling of divine providence at work there.

i'd prefer a more interventionist approach - a well-placed lightning bolt, say, or a plague of locusts descending on the conference hall - but this is an acceptable compromise

thx god u the best

a rain of blood would be good

Well, at least he made sure she was the end of her family line. Making her infertile and giving her a gay husband might have been overkill though!

The red strips from the top half of the Union flag also AWOL.

high tory renewal:
http://i.imgur.com/pJmmmNm.jpg

F off and drop an E.

is this like that meme factory they tried to set up? comically bad as a way of garnering publicity?

ahahahahaha

BREAKING Michael Gove, the Environment secretary, tells me: "I witnessed a great speech from a Prime Minister at top of her game."

— Christopher Hope 📝 (@christopherhope) October 4, 2017

bless Lee Nelson tho, BBC3 going off air must've really wrecked his career

if he'd really wanted to be a hero he shd've waved a fake gun, the ensuing geriatric Altamont wd've been properly funny

I ... I... wish I was watching the Tory conference???!!!??

...same???

The red strips from the top half of the Union flag also AWOL.

you're right, wtf

brb gonna write a furious letter to the telegraph about the tory's lack of respect for the union jack

really felt like the writing was on the wall for theresa may ...until it all fell off amirite?

God yes I want to see this.

the red stripes from the cross of st patrick shouldn't be centred and symmetrical in the white stripes of the cross of andrew (it's meant to imply that ireland is no less important than scotland and it's one of the reasons the UJ is such a plug-ugly dog's breakfast of a flag)

per this design distortion, two of the red lines shd be less visible than the other two: which is what we've got -- except they have the wrong two (the awol ones shd be top left and bottom right, not top left and top right)

I can't even remember the "one major new announcement that was still being hammered out on Tuesday night". I think it was £2 bn on "affordable" new builds and fuck the nambys, they will get built. And then there was some platitudinous waffle about building new social housing, without any funding pledge and the caveat that "it would take a long time". Real game-changer was that!

As if theresa may needed the help of that lee nelson gimp to totally clown herself.

More like he needed her, he's never been funny before.

aha hah hah! a P45. The gag of the season no less. I mean about 95% of comedians are fucking abysmal.

when ur at ur cousin's wedding and ur mum tells u to stand for the hymns pic.twitter.com/FjThLiPirJ

— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) October 4, 2017

BANTZ

*coughs* pic.twitter.com/1b6CoW5Mrz

— Theresa May (@theresa_may) October 4, 2017

You are all dismissive of P45...but what if it was a gun?!

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTQ0Njg1MjA5N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMzk4MDQyMzE@._V1_UX477_CR0,0,477,268_AL_.jpg

Another cracking security job by G4S, you can see why they keep getting all the big contracts.

Can I just point out that Theresa May is wearing a bracelet of Frida Kahlo, a member of the Communist party who LITERALLY DATED TROTSKY pic.twitter.com/CR13geaO7n

— HannahJane Parkinson (@ladyhaja) October 4, 2017

There is no gesture so radical that it cannot be reclaimed by ideology.

or: BCZ PENNYCORBS LIVES IN HER HEAD

That 'cough' tweet is from her actual Twitter account right?

Tunes help you deceive more easily

A quick GIS of "Theresa may conference speech" (to confirm the bracelet, and that I'm not actually going insane) suggests that the podium was reflecting the flag correctly back when it was in shades of blue - adding the red seems to have been done in a hurry via colour it in then reflect.

and the bracelet is ... (T/F) ?

True, I'm afraid. She's also wearing excellent but non-political shoes.

all shoes are political

jesus christ look at the fucking nick of this now

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DLSyKuaX0AEU6Xx.jpg

Even more letters have fallen victim since my last report. pic.twitter.com/iUXA0BOHzi

— Owen Jones🌹 (@OwenJones84) October 4, 2017

(sry for owen jones #content)

St ng nd St ble Not cebo rd