brexit negging when yr mandate is is trash: or further chronicles of a garbage-fire

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lol!

calzino, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 17:10 (eight years ago)

Boris: "There's a group of UK business people actually, I don't know whether you will have come across this, wonderful guys, who want to invest in Sirte on the coast, near where Gaddafi was actually captured and executed, as some of you may have seen.

They have a got brilliant vision to turn Sirte, with the help of the municipality of Sirte, into the next Dubai. The only thing they’ve got to do is clear the dead bodies.” [audience laughs]

black cress (jed_), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 19:33 (eight years ago)

Fuck me, he almost makes me want to join ISIS does that cunt.

calzino, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 19:56 (eight years ago)

(Thanks mark for the links, its been years since I've been acquainted with the history of that period)

One other reason why Johnson is possibly unsackable (and its what that quote alludes to as well) is that Trump seems to like him. A lot that unites them: they both have a lack of empathy, are clearly in it for themselves. I wonder what would his sacking do to any deals or relationships (ofc, according to Liam Fox, we'd still make 39 trade deals at one min past midnight after we left the EU so its no biggie if the US dropped out of it)

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 20:05 (eight years ago)

This whole thread (an account of a frige event) is hilarious btw:

Here's the panel for the #cpc17 fringe event "Is the intellectual Momentum all with the left?" pic.twitter.com/oW8T2T4kAu

— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) October 3, 2017

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 20:06 (eight years ago)

And this is the money shot:

Sir Roger Scruton now complaining that young people don't see him as important any more. #CPC17

— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) October 3, 2017

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 20:07 (eight years ago)

Fucking lol @ it's easier to hate than love

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 20:27 (eight years ago)

After going on abt how Corbyn's Lab rise is akin to the Nazi Party.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 20:36 (eight years ago)

I can't believe why such an old shallow right wing aesthete with a face like a battered scrotum, would be so surprised that young people don't gaf about him!

calzino, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 20:36 (eight years ago)

Sir Roger Scrotum

kim jong deal (suzy), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 20:41 (eight years ago)

lol! nominative scrotalism!

calzino, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 20:45 (eight years ago)

I hope you all know about SCRUTOPIA:

http://www.roger-scruton.com/articles/413-scrutopia-summer-school-30-july-8-august

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 20:46 (eight years ago)

OMG he's excelled himself

i'd like to point out that i'm old and i've never seen him as important

The Walter Mittyville Horror (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 21:33 (eight years ago)

he looks a fucking unholy genetic splice between Boris and John hurt's corpse, and yet he is always banging on the primacy of beauty like some fucking eugenicist nazi cunt.

calzino, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 21:40 (eight years ago)

Well yeah - any gathering of white supremacists proves the opposite so why should this kind of thing be any different?

kim jong deal (suzy), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 21:44 (eight years ago)

LK back on her BS

Minister @DrPhillipLeeMP compares the NHS to a 'Ponzi scheme' - many might agree with him, but certainly a brave suggestion to make

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) October 2, 2017

nashwan, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 21:52 (eight years ago)

it's the BBC that is the Ponzi scheme #cancelling license fee direct debit next month - deal with it!

calzino, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 21:55 (eight years ago)

Brave? FFS.

kim jong deal (suzy), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 22:03 (eight years ago)

i can't really make sense of her tweet.

Susan Stranglehands (jed_), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 22:04 (eight years ago)

Jacob Rees-Mogg: "I loathe this idea that we have to give baubles to young people."

I think he means fidget-spinners.

nashwan, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 22:07 (eight years ago)

calzino are you srs

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 22:14 (eight years ago)

jed i think she meant DISagree

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 22:15 (eight years ago)

Even May's absolutely risible concessions to "Corbyn's Marxism" - a shiny threpenny bit for students, and more assistance for people who can actually afford affordable homes, is just too much for Mogg.

calzino, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 22:15 (eight years ago)

ah yes, Tracer.

Susan Stranglehands (jed_), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 22:16 (eight years ago)

And yeah I will be cancelling my BBC db next month, but not because of fake Keunssberg outrage!

calzino, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 22:17 (eight years ago)

I'm cancelling all the fuckers because there won't be enough coming in to cover them:(

calzino, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 22:18 (eight years ago)

ayiyiyi

well radio's better anyway, you don't need a license fee for that

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 22:21 (eight years ago)

just say you've got a black and white telly.

Susan Stranglehands (jed_), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 22:22 (eight years ago)

i don't think the b&w discount exists any more :/

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 22:23 (eight years ago)

i'm wrong, it lives!

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 22:23 (eight years ago)

i don't understand how you can watch digital tv on a b&w set/

Susan Stranglehands (jed_), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 22:26 (eight years ago)

I'm gonna try the wholly untested "I illegally download most of my viewing stuff from torrent sites" defence. Might as well give as good as you get :p

calzino, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 22:28 (eight years ago)

haha

Susan Stranglehands (jed_), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 22:29 (eight years ago)

FYI there’s not much chance of getting busted for unlicensed TV after 6pm.

kim jong deal (suzy), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 22:31 (eight years ago)

is it a happy coincidence that the Halifax has put up overdraft charges, the same month as the UC rollout?

calzino, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 22:41 (eight years ago)

This is where i have to do priv check, cos perhaps I'm lucky to even have an overdraft.

calzino, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 22:44 (eight years ago)

top tip, suzy

Susan Stranglehands (jed_), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 23:15 (eight years ago)

there's no reason to let them into your house. they will try bully boy tactics but if you tell them to bolt they've no recourse

(i actually didn't have my tv plugged into an aerial or sky or anything and had repeated letters and a guy buzzing up giving me aggro wanting to come in and check i didn't have a tv. told him to bolt and not ring the buzzer again).

-_- (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 23:23 (eight years ago)

I'd imagine these days most of the tv detector crews of the 90's, with the Thunderbirds style twirling but never actually twirl "tv sensors" on top of the van, are now mostly security guards or working in Foxes Biscuits.

calzino, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 23:27 (eight years ago)

the last time i opened the door to them i legit did not have a tv either. i said to the woman "i don't have a tv please come in" and she said that she didn't need to!

Susan Stranglehands (jed_), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 23:33 (eight years ago)

Theresa May will use her keynote speech at the Tory party conference to demand an end to infighting over Brexit and for the party to shift its focus from the job security of senior Tories to that of ordinary people. “Let us do our duty by Britain. Let us shape up and give the country the government it needs,” she will say.

Fuck me I can't believe someone signed off on this. It's the sort of thing football managers do when they're trying to restore order after a 4-0 defeat to Burnley.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 07:46 (eight years ago)

"Let us shape up and deliver a Brexit like we do in training"

Matt DC, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 07:47 (eight years ago)

Don't even ~own~ a tv licence

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 08:20 (eight years ago)

xp Roy Hodgson 4 tory leader

IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 08:21 (eight years ago)

Well, at least they aren't infighting over Europe any more.

Mark G, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 08:25 (eight years ago)

May is going to pay lip service to "ordinary working people" again. Just a few weeks before making over 3 million of them £200 + a month poorer. They sure have some game do these Tories!

calzino, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 08:39 (eight years ago)

why not "working people"? why the insistence on "ordinariness"? does anyone identify as "ordinary"?

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 08:40 (eight years ago)

ordinary in the Tory/May context probs means "white"

calzino, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 08:42 (eight years ago)

i genuinely hadn't thought of that :(

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 08:43 (eight years ago)

also straight, Tory, no time for anybody who isn't

The Walter Mittyville Horror (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 08:45 (eight years ago)


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