And she just Wont Fuck Off.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 00:25 (eight years ago)
.. with some 'constructive criticism' "
― Mark G, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 06:44 (eight years ago)
Guys:
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/22089546_1639913342737372_2498075582844173046_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=9c23140399bbfdf3d1b6d28a83894a8a&oe=5A3F6E13
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 21:45 (eight years ago)
thnak u 4 bieng a freind
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 3 October 2017 23:03 (eight years ago)
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22090185_10159294901300570_8524991021719028968_n.jpg?oh=0f36380510406d3458fa9cb0ccdbc68e&oe=5A7B09B1
I had to accept a friend request from one of my wife's coworkers and boy oh boy he keeps em coming.
― how's life, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 13:00 (eight years ago)
is the implication there that if only those 59 dead concertgoers had the presence of mind to flip off the shooter tragedy might have been averted? cuz uh
― more bemused than human (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 13:09 (eight years ago)
I don't think that's the implication. Just boozy patriotic sentimentality.
― how's life, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 13:18 (eight years ago)
He's a former army guy and a bit of a drunk, so about half his posts are stuff like that and this:
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/21766695_686224464907632_3922389474493613379_n.jpg?oh=760526b24c8972d47be2e1024ef4fc6d&oe=5A82A9B0
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22046017_1888034587880559_958915977977981976_n.jpg?oh=3aba8992ff23b9b234c9a92cbcc09da1&oe=5A446C8F
― how's life, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 13:21 (eight years ago)
is that Bud Light one a sponsored ad
― frogbs, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 13:35 (eight years ago)
Why did you "have to" add him? Fuck having to add anyone, I havent added my own nephew and niece ffs (cos fuck having to see 16 year old kids FB posts ugh)
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 4 October 2017 22:42 (eight years ago)
this is good content
― mh, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 22:47 (eight years ago)
terrorist assholes suck flag?
― nomar, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 22:48 (eight years ago)
shooting the rod!
― nomar, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 22:49 (eight years ago)
Why did you "have to" add him? Fuck having to add anyone, I havent added my own nephew and niece ffs (cos fuck having to see 16 year old kids FB posts ugh)― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, October 4, 2017 6:42 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, October 4, 2017 6:42 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol, he was desparately trying to get ahold of my wife, who had read the schedule wrong and slept in for her shift. I'm really thankful that he figured out how to reach out to me. It's a shame because by-and-large my fb feed was pretty clean of this kind of shit, but I don't give it too much attention these days anyways, so whatever.
― how's life, Thursday, 5 October 2017 13:28 (eight years ago)
imo hide his posts by default but add him to a list of people with similar content so you can take a peek when you get curious
― mh, Thursday, 5 October 2017 14:14 (eight years ago)
the 'freakshow' approach to social media management
― more bemused than human (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 5 October 2017 16:03 (eight years ago)
how's life give us more
― marcos, Thursday, 5 October 2017 16:05 (eight years ago)
these r good
I've hidden almost all news outlets and friends doing political posts from my feed
― niels, Friday, 6 October 2017 09:03 (eight years ago)
I was going to not share anything further from him because he works with my wife, but then he dropped this...
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22196362_1985941901629536_4989283109469797514_n.jpg?oh=ce7fb501e10f77dacb7a2a825f8e29b3&oe=5A7EA88E
...which to me is a very alien take on a relaxing activity.
― how's life, Friday, 6 October 2017 14:33 (eight years ago)
You mean showering, beer, or shower beer?
Anyway, having to reach outside the shower curtain to get your beer is for amateurs. True aficionados have a cupholder in the shower already. Jeez.
― P as in pterodactyl (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 October 2017 15:31 (eight years ago)
im a bit of a snob, i prefer bath + wine
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 October 2017 15:37 (eight years ago)
For me it's vodka and a couple of moist towelettes
― P as in pterodactyl (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 October 2017 15:52 (eight years ago)
PBR while getting sprayed by the hose
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Friday, 6 October 2017 15:53 (eight years ago)
i don't drink beer in the shower per se but i will shower while administering buckfast via an iv bag
― ATTACK MY RUSTY TOOLBOX (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 6 October 2017 15:53 (eight years ago)
helluva way to start the day imo
― ATTACK MY RUSTY TOOLBOX (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 6 October 2017 15:54 (eight years ago)
It's classy because it's British!
― P as in pterodactyl (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 October 2017 16:03 (eight years ago)
yes I'm "too high class" for things that don't seem enjoyable in any way whatsoever and are 95% likely to be markings of alcoholism?
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 6 October 2017 16:05 (eight years ago)
https://media.makeameme.org/created/if-youre-too-59d7aa.jpg
― nomar, Friday, 6 October 2017 16:08 (eight years ago)
the pasta is like the ninth-most-horrifying thing about that picture
― P as in pterodactyl (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 October 2017 16:31 (eight years ago)
i think that's a still from a larry clark movie
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Friday, 6 October 2017 16:42 (eight years ago)
lool
― how's life, Friday, 6 October 2017 16:43 (eight years ago)
ahahahahaha
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Friday, 6 October 2017 16:44 (eight years ago)
(it's from Gummo)
lol doesnt he drop a chocolate bar in the water at one point
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 October 2017 20:15 (eight years ago)
https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/22222022_407027253142075_3568855946061712685_n.png.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=edd943f90f039d245381ddc1b6b3f693&oe=5A405090
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Saturday, 7 October 2017 01:52 (eight years ago)
but... he does have food.I'm not seeing an iPhone though
― silverfish, Saturday, 7 October 2017 01:55 (eight years ago)
correction: he does not have food FOR HIS FAMILY. he's going to eat all that bread himself.
― professor of postmalonial studies (m bison), Saturday, 7 October 2017 02:01 (eight years ago)
I thot the bred wuz his fam
― Doopee Time (FlopsyDuck), Saturday, 7 October 2017 02:16 (eight years ago)
he is crying because he loves bread
― assawoman bay (harbl), Saturday, 7 October 2017 13:21 (eight years ago)
^^^
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 7 October 2017 16:02 (eight years ago)
I've definitely cried over how much I love bread.
― .oO (silby), Saturday, 7 October 2017 18:53 (eight years ago)
is this the default fb thread?
because fb has, for about week, been showing me max ten stories then a message that says
Do you want to see more posts?Find FriendsThe more friends you add, the more posts, photos and videos you'll see in News Feed.
which, considering i have about 20x the number of facebook friends that i do actual friends is a bit of a joke. 471, to be exact.
i've googled but can't find a fix. and i'm not adding more random people in order to satisfy their algorithm.
― Susan Stranglehands (jed_), Saturday, 7 October 2017 23:22 (eight years ago)
I got that for a day or so, but then it went back to normal. I have only 220 friends.
This seems to be the default fb thread. "Can I say you're my girlfriend on Facebook?"
― nickn, Sunday, 8 October 2017 00:23 (eight years ago)
God, I shouldn't have started that thread, I should have bought shares.
― Mark G, Sunday, 8 October 2017 08:54 (eight years ago)
https://scontent.fsnc1-5.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/22222002_10154752173570876_5813664651292858224_n.jpg?oh=5eac7c9af41e9df16ad935334153d091&oe=5A8219C1
― bob lefse (rushomancy), Sunday, 8 October 2017 11:37 (eight years ago)
Good fucking grief.
― how's life, Sunday, 8 October 2017 12:09 (eight years ago)
hope that guy wakes up to Corey Haim pouring him watered down drinks
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 8 October 2017 14:26 (eight years ago)
Jim’ll fix it
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 8 October 2017 14:56 (eight years ago)
Wow that Tom Petty meme might be the worst thing in this entire thread
― Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 8 October 2017 15:36 (eight years ago)