Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

but that way leads to rashes

• curdled chumpinghams
• fayed's rotpoddles
• tutty cottages
• mad libs

I sincerely wish you didn't waste everybody's time so enthusiastically

i love my storage ottoman

John - Peter Sutcliffe
Bob - David Berkowitz
Peter - John Wayne Gacy
Adrian - Jeffrey Dahmer
Alex - Ted Bundy
Steve - Richard Ramirez

that belongs in the thread in question, lbi

Aight, I'm easy to convince

lol "squash my ass"

maybe a gum wrapper

soft 'centrism': presumably not didactic

1) four men sit underneath a christmas tree on a broom while santa looks at them through a window
2) a man sits on on top of a pile of gigantic muffins
3) a gallon or more of egg nog sits on top of a table covered with a red tablecloth and two tall candles
4) a hand adjusts the black hat on top of a miniature snow-man formed out of two cans of sauerkraut with a hot dog for a nose
5) an arm extending from a ceiling tile dangles a wreath made out of cheese puffs while someone peeks through a window in the front door
6) a hamster feeder bottle of milk hangs above a droplet of milk that looks like a speech bubble about half a foot away from a dog bowl full of chocolate chip cookies
7) santa struggles to climb over a backyard fence that is 6 feet tall. it is winter and there is some snow on the ground
8) santa has entered the building. the four men are passed out under the broom christmas tree.
9) the table with two tall candles is now missing egg nog. santa is eating the chocolate chips out of the bowl like a dog
10) one of the four sleeping men is ducking his head under a canopy of a homemade miniature home depot, next to a homemade miniature best buy.

If that’s a comic script, 10 is a tricky number of panels to arrange on a page. If it’s the days of Christmas, you’re missing two.

haha, well the original set of photos is 17 photos

http://cargocollective.com/chrismaggio/Male-Chef-Christmas

mr magoo's dick

Bigotry is the banana that holds together the smoothie of class oppression

Cam's shit had me cracking up

sometimes you shd have second thoughts about posting yr second thoughts imo

I made a thread for that but sleepingbag wasn't who I had in mind

anyway, how about "the smoothie of class oppression is only made possible by the banana of bigotry"

Bill Gates don't like it

"Cartoons were once exponents of fantasy as opposed to rationalism. They ensured that justice was done to the creatures and objects they electrified, by giving the maimed specimens a second life. All they do today is to confirm the victory of technological reason over truth. A few years ago they had a consistent plot which only broke up in the final moments in a crazy chase, and thus resembled the old slapstick comedy. Now, however, time relations have shifted. In the very first sequence a motive is stated so that in the course of the action destruction can get to work on it: with the audience in pursuit, the protagonist becomes the worthless object of general violence. The quantity of organised amusement changes into the quality of organised cruelty. The self-elected censors of the film industry (with whom it enjoys a close relationship) watch over the unfolding of the crime, which is as drawn-out as a hunt. Fun replaces the pleasure which the sight of an embrace would allegedly afford, and postpones satisfaction till the day of the pogrom. Insofar as cartoons do any more than accustom the senses to the new tempo, they hammer into every brain the old lesson that continuous friction, the breaking down of all individual resistance, is the condition of life in this society. Donald Duck in the cartoons and the unfortunate in real life get their thrashing so that the audience can learn to take their own punishment."

Who was that?

Reads like Vaneigem?

In which case we are currently worrying the same cartoon duck

good guess: not vaneigem

i'm p sure ilx's research fu is a match for this

On my phone: too much work

https://rocknerd.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/adorno-thumbs-down.jpg

it's adorno - culture industry

beat me to it :( did a whole paper on that passage basically.

ok lena dunham

do you think George Jetson ever fucked his robot

https://i.imgur.com/h51GuQ5.jpg

HAHA EJACULATE HAHAHA

wooooo, sign me up!

everything is fucking terrible and reading this thread makes me feel terrible

what in the name of fuck is this thread

oh great

Lads

Lads

Lads

Did ye ever get this sorted

one more Lad in here and we'll have a full bunch requiring moderation

https://soundcloud.com/missy-kulik/09-lads-on-holiday

fuck you with a marble obelisk

http://images.mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/fightclub_1.jpg?resize=1100x740

more likely to be doing bizarre experiments on neighbourhood pets tbh

let's not actually drive him to full psychosis idk

*lets sleepingbag lie*

<3

i want to believe
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CjQKFoUdk4g/hqdefault.jpg