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Andy Carrlol

be the cringe you want to see in the world (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 September 2017 12:09 (eight years ago)

West Ham need to develop a strategy for coping with Andy Carroll.

calzino, Saturday, 23 September 2017 12:19 (eight years ago)

suggest leaving him at a layby out in the country

be the cringe you want to see in the world (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 September 2017 12:20 (eight years ago)

Spurs absolutely stinking until that first goal. Pass completion about 20%

Poch out

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 September 2017 12:29 (eight years ago)

Shocking defending from setpiece poch out

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 September 2017 12:53 (eight years ago)

One of the most stupid things I've seen done on a pitch for some time that

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 September 2017 12:57 (eight years ago)

We need to talk about Dele guys

He's bad

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 September 2017 13:07 (eight years ago)

he has been bad this season: indecisive, terrible shooting

ogmor, Saturday, 23 September 2017 13:12 (eight years ago)

This is retrograde stuff is this

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 September 2017 13:16 (eight years ago)

Son should've been on for Alli twenty minutes ago

Aurier should be fined a months wages

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Saturday, 23 September 2017 13:16 (eight years ago)

that was fun

ogmor, Saturday, 23 September 2017 13:27 (eight years ago)

Matthew Upson

Former West Ham defender on BBC Radio 5 live

I feel that Spurs lost that clinical edge that they showed so well in the first-half. That was the major turning point and also the reaction from West Ham.

Yeah... BECAUSE THEY WERE DOWN TO TEN MEN.

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 23 September 2017 13:35 (eight years ago)

It's bad enough they let some auld players rip it like this on 5live. Don't type out this parody level punditry ffs.

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 23 September 2017 13:36 (eight years ago)

got to the pub just after the red card I think. horrible 25 minutes

not sure if watching the game with the sound off next to a loud family of gargoyles lent a sort of disassociative effect but everyone just seemed hugely clumsy and lumbering, a field of off day Davieses

thirst trap your hare (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 23 September 2017 13:54 (eight years ago)

Koeman has to be on the way out.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 23 September 2017 15:30 (eight years ago)

Dele Alli has only got one good foot. He's never going to be world class.

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Saturday, 23 September 2017 15:33 (eight years ago)

Niasse to the rescue!

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 23 September 2017 15:39 (eight years ago)

lol perfect

Number None, Saturday, 23 September 2017 15:41 (eight years ago)

Don't particularly care abt Everton but Niasse turning it around is fab <3

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 23 September 2017 15:57 (eight years ago)

Utd were absolutely shocking today. Save us Paul

Number None, Saturday, 23 September 2017 16:03 (eight years ago)

Otm. I saw the last 30 mins and it was dreadful. You know you're in a pickle when you bring on Blind in the 92th minute.

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 23 September 2017 16:05 (eight years ago)

92nd even

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 23 September 2017 16:05 (eight years ago)

92ooth

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 23 September 2017 16:05 (eight years ago)

It was eerily reminiscent of last season, but we didn't concede the stupid equaliser. Progress!

Number None, Saturday, 23 September 2017 16:07 (eight years ago)

But it is! Seeing Lukaku's reaction on the final whistle tells you something imo. It was fighting rather than football today but they saw it out.

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 23 September 2017 16:10 (eight years ago)

"It cant all be opera" says Jose

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Saturday, 23 September 2017 16:21 (eight years ago)

palace already seem doomed

ogmor, Saturday, 23 September 2017 16:36 (eight years ago)

Salah with an awful miss

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Saturday, 23 September 2017 16:43 (eight years ago)

Corrected.

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 23 September 2017 16:47 (eight years ago)

thats more like it. nice header

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Saturday, 23 September 2017 16:48 (eight years ago)

Mignolol

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 23 September 2017 16:49 (eight years ago)

oooh perfect free kick from Coutinho

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Saturday, 23 September 2017 16:53 (eight years ago)

(xp) You were saying?

The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Saturday, 23 September 2017 17:18 (eight years ago)

Mignolol

― Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, September 23, 2017 4:49 PM (twenty-six minutes ago)

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Saturday, 23 September 2017 17:19 (eight years ago)

Liverpool are so restless, almost insecure, just hoofing the ball forward.

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 23 September 2017 17:54 (eight years ago)

That Henderson fast break goal was v. pretty

louise ck (milo z), Saturday, 23 September 2017 17:57 (eight years ago)

It was.

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 23 September 2017 17:57 (eight years ago)

Haha you just know it's coming

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 23 September 2017 17:58 (eight years ago)

lol this is amazing

ogmor, Saturday, 23 September 2017 18:00 (eight years ago)

Oh dear oh dear

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 23 September 2017 18:01 (eight years ago)

jfc

louise ck (milo z), Saturday, 23 September 2017 18:01 (eight years ago)

haha can't make this up

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 23 September 2017 18:02 (eight years ago)

this fucking game

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Saturday, 23 September 2017 18:02 (eight years ago)

ay up THE OX is on

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Saturday, 23 September 2017 18:08 (eight years ago)

so I was thinking about the obnoxious aggression, self-importance & hubris of utd fans singing the lukaku song again followed by "we're man utd, we'll sing what we want" & realised that "spuuuuuuuuuuurs forever! pochettiiiiiiiino's the man!" is in fact incredibly good & moral in comparison

also i've been watching utd corporate videos & hollywood tie-ins which i wasn't aware of before & they are fucking amazing. this one's my fav https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6MkmonoaSw

ogmor, Saturday, 23 September 2017 23:30 (eight years ago)

loooool Rooney, Hollywood beckons

be the cringe you want to see in the world (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 September 2017 14:17 (eight years ago)

that's hilarious

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Sunday, 24 September 2017 14:20 (eight years ago)

if you watch a few you can see that as he suffers through them rooney does gradually get noticeably better at acting, truly a figure of pathos

ogmor, Sunday, 24 September 2017 14:49 (eight years ago)

Man Utd's @paulpogba is injured, but Future heals everything 😂 pic.twitter.com/rYJn6mbKFi

— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) September 25, 2017

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 25 September 2017 17:18 (eight years ago)

Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp cut short his Champions League news conference in Moscow on Monday, describing it as a "waste of time".

Klopp, whose side face Spartak Moscow at 19:45 BST on Tuesday, was asked if he was in love with any of his players.

It was a reference to Tottenham boss Mauricio Pochettino saying he loved striker Harry Kane on Saturday.

"I am really impressed that we're in a Champions League press conference and talking about this," said the German.

Klopp, who became frustrated while his answer was being translated into Russian, added: "I really don't understand the business any more."

He cut the translator off, saying his question and answer "were not important for Russia".

Before leaving the room, ending the 11-minute news conference, he added: "It was just an English thing. Pochettino loves Kane and who do I love? That's the question? A waste of time."

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 26 September 2017 09:35 (eight years ago)


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