Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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thanks, i'm about to go out and get plastered!

― gear (gear), Thursday, 24 November 2005 04:33 (twenty years ago)

i'm about to go to bed in anticipation of dealing with my family tomorrow

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 24 November 2005 04:35 (twenty years ago)

"welcome home, son"

http://www.research.att.com/~njas/sequences/100K/017.JPG

― gear (gear), Thursday, 24 November 2005 05:04 (twenty years ago)

jess drink don't sleep
i can vouch it's much better

― nervous (cochere), Thursday, 24 November 2005 05:38 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

Lohan admits bulimia battle

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 17:58 (twenty years ago)

ENOUGH WITH THE BLONDE.

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 18:15 (twenty years ago)

her arms are kind of skinny, but if she would just hold me, while i wept about the state of the world (that's my cover story), i'd die happy-ish.

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:37 (twenty years ago)

Jared Leto playing Mark David Chapman??

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:40 (twenty years ago)

She's just Frankie Muniz with a wig and fake tits, people.

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:45 (twenty years ago)

"just"

― Dan (You've Just Described The Indie Boy Wet Dream) Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:49 (twenty years ago)

*trembles with ~~rage~~lust*

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:50 (twenty years ago)

thanks nick, now i'm never going to be able to wack off to LL ever again

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:50 (twenty years ago)

remember that asthma attack that caused kate moss to lose her contracts?

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:52 (twenty years ago)

http://ak1.aka.eonline.com/7/1480/1218/0001/www.eonline.com/Features/Awards/Emmys2001/Clips/Images/f_muniz.110401.jpg

ihttp://www.worth1000.com/entries/165500/165620TYCx_w.jpg

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 19:54 (twenty years ago)

jess, isn't it "whack off"?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:19 (twenty years ago)

are you really gonna copy edit my masturbation slang?

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:20 (twenty years ago)

I say "wack." "Whack" looks wack.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:21 (twenty years ago)

So does anyone else notice that Lohan is not, indeed, naked on the cover of Vanity Fair, as Kingfish promised us earlier in 2005?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:22 (twenty years ago)

pic link, plz

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:23 (twenty years ago)

Ally's right!

http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/news/060116/llohan1.jpg

I am never trusting Kingfish again.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:24 (twenty years ago)

hmmm.

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:25 (twenty years ago)

Phrasal Verb:
whack off Vulgar Slang

To masturbate.

Source: The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:26 (twenty years ago)

"Kingfish has no idea what he's talking about" shockah.

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:26 (twenty years ago)

jess, we musn't lower our standards

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:26 (twenty years ago)

i have been betrayed by entertainment reporters and/or photo editors once again.

― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:28 (twenty years ago)

Heavens, Amateurist is right:

Webster's 11th

whack off vb (1969) usu vulgar : MASTURBATE

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:28 (twenty years ago)

in my defense, i'm whacked out on dayquil today

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:29 (twenty years ago)

i merely report. you decide.

― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:29 (twenty years ago)

1969 = Portnoy's Complaint?

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:29 (twenty years ago)

dude, don't step; i was a copyeditor.

& this issue actually came up.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:30 (twenty years ago)

Isn't the point of Dayquil to be a non-whackable alternative to Nyquil? Did you just inject it straight into your bloodstream or something?

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:31 (twenty years ago)

"wack off" sounds like something you'd hear on the sopranos btw

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:31 (twenty years ago)

Or non-whackoffable. Or whatthefuckable. Fuck it - I'm taking some gelcaps tonight, too (for the nth night in a row; goodbye stomach lining).

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:31 (twenty years ago)

Dayquil whacks you up, not out.

― detoxyDancer (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:32 (twenty years ago)

whack my bitch up

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:32 (twenty years ago)

I've become totally numb to the bliss that is Nyquil, BTW. I need to either up the dosage, or move onto car exhaust fumes.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:34 (twenty years ago)

well i've been drinking since noon

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:34 (twenty years ago)

http://vietnamnet.vn/dataimages/original/images767535_LindsayLohan_VanityFair.jpg

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:36 (twenty years ago)

gah, never have there been such mixed emotions

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:37 (twenty years ago)

do they use that spread in tests of left-eye/right-eye perception?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:42 (twenty years ago)

it's times like this i'm glad the IT dept doesn't check our IE folders 2 often

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:43 (twenty years ago)

also when random noize board pics of penises show up

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:43 (twenty years ago)

http://img497.imageshack.us/img497/2620/a9b4cpost189211363699952ju.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:58 (twenty years ago)

YAWN.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:59 (twenty years ago)

Still not actually naked, tho.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 21:59 (twenty years ago)

do they use that spread in tests of left-eye/right-eye perception?

-- Amateur(ist) ([email protected]), January 4th, 2006.

It's the "Better or Worse?" test

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:03 (twenty years ago)

She's naked enough for Kroger and Safeway.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:05 (twenty years ago)

It's the "Better or Worse?" test

"i see a hot chick" = "obvious stigmatism in left eye"

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:06 (twenty years ago)

this thread still brings a tear to my eye

― gear (gear), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:07 (twenty years ago)

xpost
Exactly.

You mean watching the decay and slow road to recovery?

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 4 January 2006 22:08 (twenty years ago)

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