everybody on ilx complains about reddit

you make a really good point, gross

Modest Proposal For A New Human Sexual System

And why is the anus so close to the vagina? It slike seeing heaven and hell! Is it to discourage kunilingus?
― Mike Hanle y, Friday, August 17, 2001 8:00 PM (sixteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we already were the thing we hate

now assuming momus is the reddit teen

lol cardamon w the truth bomb

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In Pulp Ficton when vincent hears jules telling ezekiel , he pulls and cocks the pistol because vincent knows ezekiel is the last thing jules tell before killing someoneDetail (i.redd.it)
submitted 12 hours ago by Dr_nut_waffle to r/MovieDetails

it's a small thing but possibly the dumbest subreddit in history is MovieDetails

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In Shutter Island, Leo's character has a band-aid on his forehead throughout his investigation. He only takes it off when the truth is revealed. The Band aid symbolises his 'sickness" and taking it off symbolises the fact that he's cured.

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Ocean’s Twelve (self.MovieDetails)
submitted 6 hours ago by georgefrymire

In Nightcrawler, Jake Gyllenhaal's character is shown watering a plant throughout the film, reinforcing his sociopathy, in that the only other thing he cares about is non-human.

lol good stuff

https://preview.ibb.co/iHpZDk/Screen_Shot_2017_09_23_at_6_20_17_PM.png

http://68.media.tumblr.com/29bdb84a8035b7d97f14fe8cccb98ac5/tumblr_owtwocy2lo1re16y0o1_1280.png
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IRL LOL

jfc

god that movie details subreddit signifies everything i find irritating about the site. sometimes i hear someone say a tidbit aloud and i can just tell it was something picked up on reddit. i think the last one was someone pointing out that your gas indicator has an arrow reminding you which side your car fills on, which was just demonstrably not true in the very car we were sitting in

Thank you, Reddit, for the best bad tattoo story of all time pic.twitter.com/slrYAWc8OQ

— Holly Brockwell (@holly) September 25, 2017

In X-Men: First Class, when Magneto asks to see the real Raven, she first assumes the image of Rebecca Romijn who played Mystique in the first X-Men film.
submitted 6 hours ago by OlympusMan to r/MovieDetails

brain. genius.

I suspect this bullshit can be traced back to Fight Club.

"In Fight Club, the Narrator is talking to Marla and says "When people think you're dying, they really listen to you." At the end of the movie, he asks Tyler "I want you to really listen to me" - and Tyler is suddenly attentive because he thinks he's about to shoot himself."

in the movie fight club things are not what they seem, check it out

there is a guy who might not be a real guy maybe (??)

asking the fellas at my local to see what’s up

Are you all talking about Fight Club?

https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/72vpq2/very_pregnant_and_terrified_of_possibly_grossly/

patriarchy is a helluva drug

https://i.imgur.com/nYGVRkv.jpg

Ok that owns, bless her

2) Fiance insists that childcare, housekeeping, and all related family labor will be 95% my responsibility. That it is my job. In exchange I will have room, board, etc for the duration of our marriage. The only assets I will accrue would be those I paid for with income earned on top of this responsibility. Or some very limited amount.

Good grief

I do not identify as a feminist. I frequent red pill women. I like being a girl, and I don't want to screw over a man. But truly, this feels wrong.

i woke up in the middle of the night thinking about this redditor, i was so horrified

Eh, she's got a one in quarter million level Iq, she'll figure something out lol

https://mltshp-cdn.com/r/1CEUA

reddit is extremely good
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/31jwo0/my_wife_33f_found_my_37m_pee_bottles_and_cum/?st=j8km0u6j&sh=43868c45

https://wonkette.com/623993/the-week-in-garbage-men-incels-dream-of-zombie-sex-slaves-to-call-their-own-also-their-own-sisters

there's definitely some amount of performance art going on in the relationship reddits. not as sure about the incels.

not sure how it happened, this guy just found himself w thousands of bottles of pee

Ugh I couldnt finish that Wonkette post. but cmon guys, you know we have these things called sex workers you can pay to do that with right?

(that said I wouldn't wish those incel psychos on anybody, no matter the price)

I’m all in favor of people defining their terms of a relationship with other human beings, up to it being transactional in some way, whether it’s sex work or just some fwb thing... but it’s society, abide by the social contract and realize interacting with other people is something you have to do

It bothers me that we seem to have raised a generation of some extremely unsocialised, fucked up young men.

i'm thinking things like them must always have existed. the problem is now they have circles online where they can congregate and try to normalize their behaviour (to one another), and maybe share terrible ideas.
then we find their online shoeboxes and we can't stop ourselves from analyzing their depravity.

shoeboxes full of cum

i was trying to be subtle, but yes.
shoeboxes full of cum.

incels sub not being banned after all this time is a definite candidate for worst mark against reddit administrative powers ever

it's literally the deep end of violent misogyny and suicide encouragement, they worship elliott rodgers ffs

i have no idea how it's still alive

don't they keep to themselves more or less? those other dark corners were banned for intentionally spreading their bile throughout the site i think.

they keep to themselves until they mass shoot us

Incels: so voluntary

that's generally because their behavior literally isn't allowed anywhere else and if it is it's an edgy teen sub where everything is excused because "humor"

but it's a massive community that's constantly getting more popular. it especially seems to attract a lot of teenagers. it has a shared culture and language and is easily accessible to one of the largest user pools on the internet. they constantly talk about "blackpilling" which is literally... radicalizing outsiders

i'm against the idea that open hate communities are effective 'cages', which is an idea a lot of redditors seem to have. they live for converts, especially right now. incels is the best example imo. it's one of the most extreme, ridiculous hate communities i've ever heard of and it's thriving

Agreed. If this were a radical islam grooming subreddit how long would it last?