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Monster fatberg: Museum of London wants piece for exhibit

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-41265408

koogs, Thursday, 14 September 2017 21:43 (eight years ago)

I would go see that exhibit

badg, Friday, 15 September 2017 16:18 (eight years ago)

Eight workers are breaking up the object with high-pressure hoses.

Looking forward to the movie about these folks

El Tomboto, Friday, 15 September 2017 18:21 (eight years ago)

Sign Language Interpreter Warned of ‘Pizza’ and ‘Bear Monster’ at Irma Briefing

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/17/us/sign-language-interpreter-irma.html

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 18 September 2017 00:43 (eight years ago)

two weeks pass...

IRS awards multimillion-dollar fraud-prevention contract to Equifax

sleeve, Friday, 6 October 2017 17:34 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DL4aVWkV4AAj7YW.jpg:small

mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 19:48 (eight years ago)

Damn right
it's better than theirs

pplains, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 20:17 (eight years ago)

Internet: Some reaaaal bad takes out there this morning, you have what it takes to top them?

Apple: hold my beer https://t.co/4jYFg7MJMM pic.twitter.com/WHSM3scjOJ

— Laura Hudson (@laura_hudson) October 11, 2017

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 20:29 (eight years ago)

holy shit

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 20:52 (eight years ago)

http://nypost.com/2017/10/12/teen-screamed-so-hard-for-one-direction-her-lungs-collapsed/

badg, Friday, 13 October 2017 10:14 (eight years ago)

links on that same page:

Do not use a cucumber to 'cleanse' your vagina
Woman almost dies when her unborn baby kicks a whole in her womb
Victoria Beckham admits to drinking vinegar on an empty stomach
No one can agree on the color of these sneakers

koogs, Friday, 13 October 2017 11:33 (eight years ago)

two weeks pass...

German state railway firm Deutsche Bahn is considering naming a new high speed train after Anne Frank

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 11:51 (eight years ago)

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-10-27/man-who-cut-off-another-testicle-was-trying-to-help/9093286

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 05:47 (eight years ago)

https://jezebel.com/male-models-break-out-in-30-person-brawl-outside-the-ro-1820076827

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Thursday, 2 November 2017 17:21 (eight years ago)

According to witnesses, the entire confrontation was started by the Brits “being aggressively British... They were being really obnoxious.”

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 2 November 2017 17:22 (eight years ago)

Wisconsin legislators approve bill that would make it legal for toddlers to hunt with guns.

http://apnews.com/f2cc6b4280f342c185244caf7070a12e

The Fortnightly Intruder (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 4 November 2017 18:51 (eight years ago)

To prevent revenge porn, Facebook will look at user-submitted nude photos

silverfish, Thursday, 9 November 2017 14:23 (eight years ago)

I could not believe that was real when I first saw that.

pplains, Thursday, 9 November 2017 14:23 (eight years ago)

Of all the things I've seen on FB, revenge porn hasn't been one of them.

pplains, Thursday, 9 November 2017 14:24 (eight years ago)

"are you at risk? type your credit card number here"

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 9 November 2017 18:25 (eight years ago)

CNN: US Navy admits aircrew drew penis in the sky

"US Navy air crew, flying an F/A-18 Growler (Electronic Attack Aircraft) assigned to Electronic Attack Squadron 130 based at Naval Air Station Whidbey Island, Wash., flew an air pattern over Okanogan County, Washington, on Thursday, November 16, that left a condensed air trail resembling an obscene image to observers on the ground," Navy spokesperson Lt. Cmdr. Leslie Hubbell said.

Sanpaku, Saturday, 18 November 2017 00:50 (eight years ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/17/movies/prince-william-prince-harry-star-wars.html

At a taping of The Hollywood Reporter’s Actors Roundtable show, Mr. Boyega, who plays Finn in the movie, confirmed that the Prince William and Prince Harry will play Stormtroopers in a scene alongside him.

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Saturday, 18 November 2017 06:55 (eight years ago)

Marginal, mostly for the copyeditor channeling their inner Beavis:

People: Surgery Gives 1-Month-Old Kitten the Anus She Desperately Needed

Cluck the 1-month-old kitten will no longer be the butt of anyone’s jokes.

The rescue cat was born with an Imperforate Anus, a birth defect which caused her to come into this world sans butthole. As we know, everyone poops, so everyone needs an anus.

Sanpaku, Friday, 1 December 2017 15:44 (eight years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2017/dec/20/loud-orgies-of-mexican-fish-could-deafen-dolphins-say-scientists

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Wednesday, 20 December 2017 16:49 (eight years ago)

just checked the date nope not April 1st so what gives

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 21 December 2017 23:29 (eight years ago)

four weeks pass...

https://goodmenproject.com/featured-content/an-open-invitation-to-grace-to-go-on-the-date-you-should-have-had-lbkr/

But what might have been hardest for me to read was this line: “You guys are all the fucking same.”

Because that must be a terrible thing for you to have come to believe. A belief that I can actually completely understand, given the recent climate.

But I’m wondering there’s a chance I can help change your mind–even just a little bit. If nothing else, at least try to provide you with an evening that makes you feel valued, appreciated and respected.

e-woke (NotEnough), Friday, 19 January 2018 17:56 (eight years ago)

Oh that fucking website, everything they publish seems to be in this weird needy doesn't-get-it "I'm a nice guy!" mode.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 19 January 2018 17:59 (eight years ago)

This is a guy who lived in the same Chinese city as me, a couple of years after I left, so I probably know some of the people he's talking about, and his point of view is really very deeply odd - https://goodmenproject.com/featured-content/white-man-chinese-women-a-story-of-prostitution-romance-and-celibacy/

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 19 January 2018 18:02 (eight years ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/23/world/europe/dog-shoots-man-russia.html

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 25 January 2018 16:47 (eight years ago)

this is a really bad yakov smirnoff joke

mh, Thursday, 25 January 2018 16:57 (eight years ago)

Astronomers Say Giant Disco Ball in Space Is Bad for Science

silverfish, Friday, 26 January 2018 21:01 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DU7YgLdXkAEkV4a.jpg:small

mookieproof, Thursday, 1 February 2018 15:11 (eight years ago)

https://www.museumoflondon.org.uk/museum-london/event-detail?id=161209
FATBERG!

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 5 February 2018 13:29 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DVaXyrnX4AIry8C.jpg

thirst trap your hare (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 8 February 2018 16:50 (eight years ago)

fuck these fucking people, except in a bad way

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 8 February 2018 17:04 (eight years ago)

That is one of the best ones so far. That could basically be an onion weekender cover.

silverfish, Thursday, 8 February 2018 17:09 (eight years ago)

Math error results in Norwegian Olympic team ordering 15,000 eggs https://t.co/UkM54b390L pic.twitter.com/v85oJIUfvQ

— The A.V. Club (@TheAVClub) February 10, 2018

iCloudius (cryptosicko), Saturday, 10 February 2018 19:48 (eight years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DWqqj34UMAAS63e.jpg:small

mookieproof, Thursday, 22 February 2018 20:36 (eight years ago)

Worshippers clutching AR-15 rifles and some wearing bullet crowns, participated in a commitment ceremony today at World Peace and Unification Sanctuary, in Newfoundland, Pa. The event led a nearby school to cancel classes for the day. Photos @jacquelinelarma pic.twitter.com/GXzrZeK41z

— AP Images (@AP_Images) February 28, 2018

mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 20:25 (eight years ago)

So basically just like Beneath the Planet of the Apes

silverfish, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 20:30 (eight years ago)

Alaska's congressman suggests more Jews would have survived the Holocaust if they were armed

(could fill this thread every day with Murican gun stuff tbh)

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 28 February 2018 20:53 (eight years ago)

People have been saying that for years, I pretty much lump it in under the general heading of “blood libel”

direct to consumer online mattress brand (silby), Wednesday, 28 February 2018 21:01 (eight years ago)

https://i.imgur.com/rKZcxNL.jpg

scoff walker (diamonddave85), Friday, 2 March 2018 15:16 (eight years ago)

Fruit Flies Get Drunk Before Sex, After Sexual Rejection and in Pretty Much Every Other Situation, Too

Screaming into the void has never been easier (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 14 March 2018 04:31 (eight years ago)

Nun Dies in Court While Battling Katy Perry Over a Convent

Dangleballs and the Ballerina (cryptosicko), Friday, 16 March 2018 12:51 (eight years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dnk-vC2Djk

soref, Tuesday, 3 April 2018 18:18 (eight years ago)

“Is curing patients a sustainable business model?” Goldman Sachs analysts ask

silverfish, Friday, 13 April 2018 13:10 (eight years ago)


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