I've been slowly reading through that thing while "working", shaking my head in awe and amazement, just got to the post which referred to these insane people as 'legends of the hidden temple' and literally died. So thanks for getting me fired, bizarro.
― Scott Staph (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 16:53 (six years ago) link
old lunch fired from life, rip big man
― here's how **takes sip of duck urine** economics works (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 18:07 (six years ago) link
YEASTBOUND & BROWN
bless you bizzaro for giving us this precious gift
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 18:24 (six years ago) link
i'm glad u guys are enjoying it as much as i did
so many of those comments made me cry laughing but i think my favourite is
Scenes of brutality from Phig Penh, near the Theland border today, as officials from the military goonta publically executed a weasel for 7 hours.
― here's how **takes sip of duck urine** economics works (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 18:48 (six years ago) link
this is incredible
― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 19:25 (six years ago) link
wow no one was lying
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 19:40 (six years ago) link
That was funny but I need to know if lilsadnerd made it out
― streeps of range (wins), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 19:43 (six years ago) link
im too much of a pussy to stomp on the mongoose so i shot it repeatedly in the face with a bb gun until it died. it took 2 hours and 150 shots. thinking about buying a bigger gun with the grant money i received from the carnegie institute for peace.
― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 19:44 (six years ago) link
this is doubly funny to me because it's exactly the sort of insanely stupid thing I would have actually signed on for at a certain juncture in my life
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 19:50 (six years ago) link
I just laughed myself to tears over this, had to close my office door.
gonna have to maneuver this hardwood flooring around my toilet trench and animal traps/water catchments. hope the grain still lines up... want this to look good. *coughs up blood* hooboy
― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 19:58 (six years ago) link
Yeah that particular one set me off good and proper then I couldn't stop for the rest of the thread. Anyone know what happened at the end? There was a link (Crohns disease or something) that didn't go anywhere.
― kinder, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 20:18 (six years ago) link
holy fuck the zipline thread is amazing (ly terrifying)
walk across america is gold too. jfc
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 20:40 (six years ago) link
saving those for later
― kinder, Wednesday, 13 September 2017 20:41 (six years ago) link
bizarro these deserve their own thread imo
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 20:41 (six years ago) link
"for only $20 a day we will throw your child off a mountain, killing them"
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 20:46 (six years ago) link
I feel like dril must have cut his teeth in these threads.
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 20:48 (six years ago) link
mongoose murder, a fatal zipline and suicide by san francisco area park: a compendium of internet failure
― here's how **takes sip of duck urine** economics works (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 21:08 (six years ago) link
I am mad that I can't use "shoot -> mongoose -> in the -> head multiple -> times with a -> pellet gun" as a display name
― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Wednesday, 13 September 2017 21:14 (six years ago) link
ILX: Chapo is not funny and any of my friends could have made that podcast
Also ILX: This collection of FYAD posts is making me vomit with laughter
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 14 September 2017 16:35 (six years ago) link
somebody needs a hug
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 September 2017 21:24 (six years ago) link
rip ilx
― flopson, Thursday, 14 September 2017 21:40 (six years ago) link
Whiney: Aquafina is amazing.Also Whiney: Dasani is literally worse than brony mustache Nazis and bacon-flavored bowel cancer combined and you should be shot into space for drinking it.
― Scott Staph (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 September 2017 21:43 (six years ago) link
angelo irishagreementi (ledge),
Would've posted this week's ago but search didn't work
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 September 2017 08:00 (six years ago) link
Monster fatberg (Phil D.)
― koogs, Monday, 25 September 2017 19:05 (six years ago) link
― You got to ro-o-oll me and call me the tumblr whites (Phil D.), Wednesday, February 8, 2012 6:13 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
an oldie but keeps popping into my head now when i think of the song
― the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 7 December 2017 16:18 (six years ago) link
remember the lmao
I just got this today. He's Irish I'm from Texas. Sorry TX
― fuiud, mac (rip van wanko), Thursday, 7 December 2017 23:28 (six years ago) link
fmiid eh
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 December 2017 23:31 (six years ago) link
Ha! *bead of sweat rolls off brow*
― fuiud, mac (rip van wanko), Thursday, 7 December 2017 23:34 (six years ago) link
Yes fuiud. Sorry Texas
― fuiud, mac (rip van wanko), Thursday, 7 December 2017 23:40 (six years ago) link
My own dn's are so poor I forget them
― fuiud, mac (rip van wanko), Thursday, 7 December 2017 23:44 (six years ago) link
I hope Texas forgives u fwiw
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 December 2017 23:54 (six years ago) link
There are more embarrassing people all around me I assure you
― fuiud, mac (rip van wanko), Thursday, 7 December 2017 23:57 (six years ago) link
― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague),
― WilliamC, Friday, 29 December 2017 17:42 (six years ago) link
love it
― Joan Digimon (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 29 December 2017 17:43 (six years ago) link
<3
― ♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 29 December 2017 18:52 (six years ago) link
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/6d/d5/bb/6dd5bb179e5dc9501f39e29f413dd8f0--black-white-photography-pretty-pictures.jpg
― a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 December 2017 19:01 (six years ago) link
followed by Rocky Nogood and the Phantom Band
― Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Friday, 29 December 2017 20:31 (six years ago) link
¯\_(🏈 )_/¯ (daria-g)
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 31 December 2017 21:27 (six years ago) link
It just now dawned on me what "Bobby Buttrock" comes from (I think.) Hat tip, Old Lunch.
http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/images/reviews/190/1354667991_5.jpg
― Buttery males (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 4 January 2018 16:35 (six years ago) link
TY, and yes, watched a bunch of Hazel over the holidays and felt the need to commemorate that lil dude.
― Bobby Buttrock (Old Lunch), Thursday, 4 January 2018 17:48 (six years ago) link
It made me look up his wiki. Died in a car accident when he was 21.
― Buttery males (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 4 January 2018 18:16 (six years ago) link
wins' latest is almost inspired although I dispute implicit comparisons between yer man and one of the greatest generals in recorded history
― #TeamHailing (imago), Friday, 12 January 2018 21:51 (six years ago) link
god forbid we should post the display names we’re praising itt, perish the fuckin thought
― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 12 January 2018 21:59 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cu_1GAIUIAA86nE.jpg
― omar little, Friday, 12 January 2018 22:04 (six years ago) link
lol
― #TeamHailing (imago), Friday, 12 January 2018 22:05 (six years ago) link
wins is far from gauche. one might even think of him as adroit
― #TeamHailing (imago), Friday, 12 January 2018 22:06 (six years ago) link
*gads about frivolously*
I have commuted many, many hours today and am slightly delirious
― #TeamHailing (imago), Friday, 12 January 2018 22:07 (six years ago) link
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8c/The_FP.jpg/220px-The_FP.jpg
― pee-wee and the power men (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 12 January 2018 22:13 (six years ago) link
Going to start fping you for this shit LJ it's really tiresome
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, 12 January 2018 22:15 (six years ago) link