good news is that it looks like jose is going to end up just dying slowly while chilling out in the atlantic!
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 10 September 2017 03:25 (thirteen seconds ago) Permalink
― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Sunday, 10 September 2017 03:25 (eight years ago)
sarah mclachlan is extremely cool imo
― ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Wednesday, September 13, 2017 2:01 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I still like the My Dick album
― more Allegro-like (Turrican), Wednesday, September 13, 2017 2:02 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Scott Staph (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:20 (eight years ago)
Space porn requires patience.
― Special Egyptian Guest Star (Sanpaku), Saturday, September 16, 2017 1:25 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 17 September 2017 18:31 (eight years ago)
*Axl Rose whistle*
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 September 2017 02:49 (eight years ago)
Squash my ass.― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 29 September 2017 16:01 (seven seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 29 September 2017 16:01 (seven seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Mr. Eulon Mask, urging the UN to ban the "homicide robot" (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 September 2017 16:02 (eight years ago)
https://media.tenor.com/images/175f14bf0f9aa79864d6e603680799e2/tenor.gif
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 29 September 2017 16:07 (eight years ago)
aww, lookit that li'l scamp
― Mr. Eulon Mask, urging the UN to ban the "homicide robot" (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 September 2017 16:11 (eight years ago)
If they do it with Bradley Walsh every week I'm all in.
― nashwan, Thursday, November 9, 2017 3:45 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Thursday, 9 November 2017 21:00 (eight years ago)
such an impressive asshole ;_;― imago, Thursday, 9 November 2017 18:28 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― imago, Thursday, 9 November 2017 18:28 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― drinkmaster sealcup at yr service (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 November 2017 21:18 (eight years ago)
Whitney do you know any schooltechers
― brimstead, Thursday, 14 December 2017 19:35 (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― sonnet by a wite kid, "On Æolian Grief" (wins), Thursday, 14 December 2017 19:59 (eight years ago)
keep your friends close, and lick your enemy's butthole
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, December 21, 2017 5:43 PM
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 21 December 2017 19:28 (eight years ago)
not sure the context would have helped much tbf
― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 December 2017 21:17 (eight years ago)
*high*
― daavid, Thursday, January 25, 2018 10:53 AM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― (the blues version in his Broadway show) (crüt), Thursday, 25 January 2018 15:58 (eight years ago)
lol @ wales
― Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 26 January 2018 16:39 (twenty-six seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― i,CloudiOS (darraghmac), Friday, 26 January 2018 16:40 (eight years ago)
I do have that nasty oozing rash all over my ass...― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, January 23, 2009 10:47 PM (nine years ago)
― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, January 23, 2009 10:47 PM (nine years ago)
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 February 2018 04:52 (eight years ago)
O_o
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 February 2018 04:55 (eight years ago)
When I saw that I couldn't resist.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:05 (eight years ago)
out of context and out of decade too
― Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:06 (eight years ago)
A brief perusal of old Ask A Drunk threads would no doubt yield a cornucopia of context-free quotes useful for VG's revenge, should she wish such.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:27 (eight years ago)
i feel v attacked lol
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:37 (eight years ago)
'GREAT ASS' wins.― That one guy that quit, Sunday, 8 April 2007 18:01 (ten years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 March 2018 09:43 (eight years ago)
😌
― scotti pruitti (wins), Thursday, 8 March 2018 10:35 (eight years ago)
cock to one side
― flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, March 8, 2018 2:40 PM (twenty-one seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― F# A# (∞), Thursday, 8 March 2018 22:44 (eight years ago)
Take that to the male fashion thread.
― Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 March 2018 22:45 (eight years ago)
its ok he was dressing up not dressing download
― things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 March 2018 22:46 (eight years ago)
there are a WHOLE lotta Micks.
― scott seward, Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:08 (six hours ago) Permalink
― sleepingbag, Thursday, 8 March 2018 23:13 (eight years ago)
If there’s one thing we don’t have time for it’s embouchures and finger holes
― valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:20 (twelve minutes ago) Permalink
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:33 (eight years ago)
"Loneliness" isn't the game i'm thinking of, it turns out
― songs by bands by Sondheim (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, April 24, 2018 7:25 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:36 (eight years ago)
:D :/ :D
― songs by bands by Sondheim (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:39 (eight years ago)
;_;
( ;-) )
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:43 (eight years ago)
this week i'm on a rollercoaster too stupid/boring for even me to post about it
― songs by bands by Sondheim (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:45 (eight years ago)
It's in there, it's just very small.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, May 16, 2018 7:03 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 May 2018 01:27 (eight years ago)
Lol
― albvivertine, Thursday, 17 May 2018 01:50 (eight years ago)
flappy bird wrote this on thread Things You Just Don't Care About on board I Love Everything on 24-May-2018
me too
― Elonio Grimesci (wins), Thursday, 24 May 2018 16:36 (eight years ago)
the wc is the prism through which the whole of humankind can and indeed must be understood
― ogmor, Sunday, June 10, 2018 10:01 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― F# A# (∞), Sunday, 10 June 2018 18:50 (seven years ago)
i definitely say "yessed out" a lot
― flappy bird, Sunday, 10 June 2018 20:31 (seven years ago)
jesus christ posts you had second and third and fourth thought about posting to 'ilx quoted out of context'
― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 13 August 2018 20:22 (seven years ago)
I think i have historically had at least five whenever i checked in
― Trϵϵship, Friday, August 17, 2018 2:40 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 17 August 2018 21:42 (seven years ago)
i found a frog to eternally tongue fuck me within 20 seconds of starting
― Karl Malone, Thursday, August 23, 2018 10:40 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Nhex, Friday, 24 August 2018 02:50 (seven years ago)
i was absolutely horrified to find myself touched
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Monday, October 29, 2018 4:29 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― F# A# (∞), Monday, 29 October 2018 23:51 (seven years ago)
My fault will. I should have known you weren’t saying that the historically black and latino bronx was like 8chan and the majority asian flushing was like reddit, even if there are a few dungeons here and there, because tjat would have been super racist and out of character.
― Trϵϵship, Wednesday, February 27, 2019 10:51 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:10 (seven years ago)
lmao
― flopson, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:22 (seven years ago)
right. under socialism, there wouldn't really be a concept of own's "own" urine anyway.
― Trϵϵship, Monday, February 11, 2019 10:42 PM (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― flappy bird, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:11 (seven years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9egNUVybxA
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:12 (seven years ago)
perhaps, i like me some OG ham with a gold-hearted prostitute
― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, February 28, 2019 9:57 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 28 February 2019 22:07 (seven years ago)
xpost pvmic
― moose; squirrel (silby), Thursday, 28 February 2019 22:10 (seven years ago)
I do feel guilty if it clears before it turns green!
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 11 March 2019 13:13 (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― The Vangelis of Dating (Tom D.), Monday, 11 March 2019 13:21 (seven years ago)
I got no hits with "piss"
― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, April 18, 2019 1:49 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
try "urine" for a surprise hit
― Simon H., Thursday, April 18, 2019 1:51 PM (fifty-two seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Joan Lunden just stole your laptop and I didn't even try to stop her (Old Lunch), Thursday, 18 April 2019 18:53 (seven years ago)
It's less work than actually doing the crazy ass things.
― Yerac, Friday, May 3, 2019 3:31 PM (one minute ago)
― mookieproof, Friday, 3 May 2019 19:34 (seven years ago)
I'm still waiting on a big work dump that is 2 weeks late at this point.
― WmC, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 15:13 (thirty-six minutes ago)
― Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 14:50 (seven years ago)