why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

making spaghetti turns me into a mischievous magical pixie dream girl, except most of the time when it doesn't and i wonder why i'm not enjoying life to the full, is it me or what, these facebook ppl seem to have it all figured out why can't i

Enjoy your single life in your gigantic perfect house in the country that you earned from your lucrative freelance illustration career

All of us can be mischievous magical pixie dream girls, Tracer. We just need to want it badly enough. Imma go make some spaghetti rn and fling it about the room. Because I can.

Yeesh, that video. What side is it actually on? I can't even tell.

There is definitely something about that whole ideal of "college age kids" having that sort of hyper-awareness to buzzwords and cultural/gender/class makeup. My housemate (who is approaching 60; big Trump supporter, Fox News guy) had some friends and neighbors over for dinner last night. One of the guests brought her dog, so I went out in the living room and endured about an hour of how "college is teaching these kids to not have to work for anything and condemn everyone else who offends them by having a different opinion." Was pretty easy to tune out rolling around on the floor playing with the dog, but it's definitely a thing that some people really believe.

I think the evolution of the modern workforce has left us in a world where most office work is seemingly abstract. If you're used to college, or working retail or in a restaurant, something where there's a physical interaction, it's concrete. College is still somewhat concrete, in that there are papers to write and things to deliver and timelines. But the modern office world, even when there are deliverables, are so often in service of a larger picture that's intangible and unknowable to people working on the pieces.

So many entry level, or even higher level, jobs are close to being call centers or claims processing which seems to have that interaction but it's still disconnected. This is the world that people who are now 60 have progressed through, and unless they're still on the lower end of things or have jobs that still deal with people, they just don't get it. The tasks and places that people entering the work force deal with are just not what an old man yelling at Fox News gets.

The fact kids are trying to get a handle on people, and how the system treats people as individuals, is a big deal, imo!

unfortunately remaining silent doesn't stop you from communicating inane, self-important memes about your emotional state

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it's nice up here on LVL 34

4. when they're sat behind you

5 WHEN THEY BASIC

6. because literally every human being ever has done this. but only behind your back.

42. cos there is something about you, baby, so right

43. Because you aren't there at the time.

I use headphones and then I can't hear them also I live in the forest so I don't really need headphones but the ones I have look cool, but they are proper handy for when I go to the asda

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usually posted by a Bieber-listening dude that loves High School Musical too

The guy with the Conan sword IME

No dudes about it. That was shared from https://www.facebook.com/TheWineHos/

Ugh, a guy in the pub wearing a 'miso horny' shirt. Not the right thread, just felt like complaining.

He's an American, here to take his daughter to start uni (it's that time of year in St. Andrews)

Well, maybe he should cherish his loved one NOW before it's too late

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you never know when their heads will come off

Going back a bit, re the 'college kids' thing. The annoying bit is the old people (or not necessarily old, as the subscribers can be quite young themselves) not realising that slagging off the weakness of younger people these days is a vast, time-worn cliche. Like, you're a human being, this is one of those standard ideas that's going to pop into your head, and as such should be treated w/caution before deciding it's a significantly real social phenomenon

lots of people post "food hacks" and other bullshit food videos but i think this one is one of the most disgusting things i have ever seen

https://www.facebook.com/firstmediasoyummy/videos/1858399037807572/

if you don't want to watch it then i can just tell you that you can poach an egg in plastic wrap ughhhhhh

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My favorite is the one issuing from the engine

We'll never know what the person on the floor in the back is saying.

I liked that one a lot tbh. This one less so:

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Time for a de-friend, yes?

yes

dear god yes

Sadly this didn't come from someone you'd expect it to come from. This is pure fake news tho innit - down to the choice of font and pseudo 'sources'

And then they went back and destroyed every copy of the NYT that contained it.

Still, nice they had a 'Jump for joy' tour. Getting from that roof to that parking lot to have another jumping session...

This one doesn't offend me aside from the bad grammar and how the way it's worded doesn't make sense.

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https://www.facebook.com/worldstarhiphop/photos/a.907423482657741.1073741826.253968658003230/1586776654722417/

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I liked this one - didn't expect it to go where it did

Nice

ok, actual lol

#normieclasswarmemes

it is amazing but true, that 100% of people who express disdain for being normal think they are supranormal rather than subnormal.

seeing it in those terms is very normie of you aimless, it's more like mnstrm

if you think that's normie, you'd should see how I dress

lads

Good stuff

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bet there's candy inside that thing

For some reason, the caskets of unarmed black men shot to death by police never seem to have a US flag draped over them.