too effing hot

^ shit man

eff this

Yesterday was ridiculous

this is well and truly Fucked...

chinese hoax

"Never been a heat wave of this duration and magnitude this late in the season," reports NOAA.

https://thinkprogress.org/september-heat-wave-noaa-ca21143e97e1/

this is ridiculous

i've lived in the NYC metro area my whole life and never has there been an October 8 where I haven't yet seen a yellow or brown leaf... til now

Sitting in the dark in shorts and a tank top feeling sticky. This stupidity is depriving us of a fall in which you can look forward to putting on a sweatshirt or drinking tea. Being hot and sweaty makes me very uncomfortable and sick-feeling but I'm actually more angry at being denied seasonal experiences.

one of my co-workers is a runner. his rule of thumb is that if the (fahrenheit) temperature + dew point > 150, it's too unpleasant and borderline dangerous to run.

that sum was 151 this morning at midnight on october 9

i was doing 11 minute miles yesterday; i think that's the slowest i've gone in like two years

please repeat after me, in the voice of a dalek: "THERE IS NO SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE FOR CLIMATE CHANGE!"

played flag football on saturday and after a half-hour we were all as red-faced as elderly Kennedys.

i don't like this "weather" (ie environmental catastrophe) but looking forward to putting on a sweatshirt or drinking tea is weird. :)

gonna be in the mid-80s tomorrow in central jersey. not looking forward to sweatshirts but definitely tired of sweating

*setting anxieties about climate change* summer is the best and i love this weather

*aside

It's the difference between being hugged by your clothes vs wishing you could peel off your skin.

i prefer not to think about my clothes, and my wardrobe can attest to that.

97F high today por moi

this sucks

feels like temp 101 degrees at 5 p.m. in South Florida.

fine

https://i.imgur.com/jUHEpyH.jpg

hotumn

fuck this noise

caek r u on mars

Venus

east side los angeles today, ooof

But it's a dry heat . . . (I'm in Pasadena)

gonna have some hectic santa ana gusts tonight

Wtf is this shit

Its hotter than balls in los angeles

God damn reptiles

it was 69 in Milwaukee today. too hot? not really, but weird for the season.

[Current temperature anomaly](http://www.cpc.ncep.noaa.gov/products/tanal/temp_analyses.php) doesn't get weird until west of the Bismarck-OK City line on the plains. In Rapid City, SD (for max T) or the Oregon/Idaho badlands (for min T) its pretty off the charts.

this is tokyo rosemary's fault

high of 90 tomorrow. may 3. chinese hoax. tax cuts

Every year it’s like people experience warm weather for the first time in their lives

1st AC of the year today. Actually a good bit later than last year.

We haven't even turned ours on yet. Last year, it happened on 4/19.

Every year it’s like people experience warm weather for the first time in their lives

true, i guess, but i find the jump from a high of 49°F monday to 89°F today uncalled for. tbf there's nil humidity but let's just ease our way into things, please

I thought I was just being my usual dramatic and hyperbolic self when I was complaining that it was just going to shift from winter to summer overnight but I'll be goddamned. Delete the weather, plz + thx.

this is tokyo rosemary's fault

I did switch out my winter clothes for my summer clothes on Monday, so sorry not sorry!!!

Seems like that might've been a tad premature...

Forty-degree jump a couple days ago, thirty-degree drop today. This is the kind of weather that makes me feel a little bit like I might be going crazy kind of maybe except actually probably so.

I watched the temperature drop 20 degrees in 20 minutes on my drive home today, that was fun.

New York City has four seasons: Fall, Suicide Winter, Mini-Spring and Stench of Garbage

— Jon Schwarz (@schwarz) May 23, 2016

Yes.

I love NY but I do not miss that. It's kind of terrible in the summer.

Also, it's insanely humid today and I want to die.

in Hotlanta it "FEELS" 90 degrees. i was going to go to the store but it is going to be in the 80's until 10 o'clock! also there is an air quality alert advising UNHEALTHY FOR SENSITIVE GROUPS until 8pm:

Air Quality Alert for North Fulton County, Georgia
Until 8:00pm EDT, Mon May 14

Action Recommended: Avoid the subject event as per the instructions
Issued by: Atlanta - GA, US, National Weather Service,
...CODE ORANGE AIR QUALITY ALERT IS IN EFFECT FOR ATLANTA FOR MONDAY MAY 14... THE GEORGIA DEPARTMENT OF NATURAL RESOURCES, ENVIRONMENTAL PROTECTION DIVISION HAS ISSUED A CODE ORANGE (UNHEALTHY FOR SENSITIVE GROUPS) AIR QUALITY ALERT FOR ATLANTA FOR MONDAY MAY 14. UNDER CODE ORANGE CONDITIONS, THE OUTDOOR AIR QUALITY IS LIKELY TO BE UNHEALTHY FOR SOME PEOPLE. CHILDREN, PEOPLE WHO ARE SENSITIVE TO OZONE, AND PEOPLE WITH HEART OR LUNG DISEASE SHOULD LIMIT PROLONGED OUTDOOR EXERTION DURING THE LATE AFTERNOON OR EARLY EVENING WHEN OZONE CONCENTRATIONS ARE HIGHEST. FOR ADDITIONAL INFORMATION ON THE AIR QUALITY INDEX, PLEASE VISIT HTTP://AIRNOW.GOV.

https://weather.com/weather/alerts/localalerts/l/USGA0028:1:US?phenomena=TAQ&significance=L&areaid=GAZ033&office=KFFC&etn=0000

PEOPLE WHO ARE SENSITIVE TO OZONE

So hot I’m walking down the street with a beer
Hazing and fading

91-96 F in New York on Monday

here it comes