if you keep using your phone it's all good, if you look up your...head will get lopped off?
― nomar, Monday, 28 August 2017 17:14 (eight years ago)
What is the parapet in the phrase head above the parapet. Who shoots the arrows in this metaphorical scenario
Is the chicken in the chicken/road joke a chicken or is it an allegory. What would the road be in this setup.
― passé aggresif (darraghmac), Monday, 28 August 2017 17:17 (eight years ago)
once you get your head mowed off you get a mower
― ogmor, Monday, 28 August 2017 17:24 (eight years ago)
Is the messed-up perspective also a metaphor?
― jmm, Monday, 28 August 2017 17:28 (eight years ago)
julian assange is telling everyone to keep their pubic hair well-trimmed using a lawnmower
― Karl Malone, Monday, 28 August 2017 17:31 (eight years ago)
when I was little my mom would cut my hair with a flowbee which is basically a lawnmower
― qualx, Monday, 28 August 2017 17:37 (eight years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DKBLAhFUQAEH5Z5.jpg:small
― mookieproof, Monday, 18 September 2017 16:05 (eight years ago)
Completely transfixed by this. What incredibly creative dramatic talent pic.twitter.com/RnFz1ze9nI— Felicity Morse (@FelicityMorse) October 22, 2017
― 龜, Tuesday, 24 October 2017 12:13 (eight years ago)
hahahaha yesssss
― imago, Tuesday, 24 October 2017 12:14 (eight years ago)
'yoann bourgeois' seems a little on-the-nose
― clammy marinara (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 24 October 2017 12:15 (eight years ago)
Have to admit that looks way more fun than most of this stuff.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 24 October 2017 12:18 (eight years ago)
yeah this is banky af but fun banky
― flippy bard (Will M.), Thursday, 26 October 2017 20:16 (eight years ago)
I don't know what social phenomenon it's commenting on, trenchantly or otherwise, but it looks kinda cool.
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 26 October 2017 20:23 (eight years ago)
yeah it's like it seems obvious and yet I can't put my finger on what exactly it's being obvious about so maybe it isn't obvious?
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Thursday, 26 October 2017 20:26 (eight years ago)
kinda workplace sisyphean imo?
― Mordy, Thursday, 26 October 2017 20:27 (eight years ago)
but they're wearing beanies and no ties
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Thursday, 26 October 2017 20:28 (eight years ago)
it's called the mechanics of history so presumably some kind of history repeating itself thing
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 26 October 2017 20:34 (eight years ago)
yeah trying and failing to make progress or something like that
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Thursday, 26 October 2017 20:35 (eight years ago)
specifically, mansplainy philosophy grads who where sportjackets with t-shirts and beanies and fail to make progress as they theorize annoyingly in a pub
you called?
― marcos, Thursday, 26 October 2017 20:38 (eight years ago)
haha
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Thursday, 26 October 2017 20:40 (eight years ago)
lol j/k
i have just been having a lot of *trenchant* thoughts about the nature of humans and human existence that i know are very sophomoric but feel hard to shake for some reason
― marcos, Thursday, 26 October 2017 20:40 (eight years ago)
such as, humans are really just animals maaaan. not even really intelligent animals
― marcos, Thursday, 26 October 2017 20:41 (eight years ago)
I've really fallen back on some of those lately myself, lots of waking up in the morning from a dream and questioning
― mh, Thursday, 26 October 2017 20:54 (eight years ago)
sometimes I definitely think we are just idiotic animals with oversized hallucination machines attached
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Thursday, 26 October 2017 20:56 (eight years ago)
need to find the dream thread before I forget all the details, I had a weird one last night
― mh, Thursday, 26 October 2017 20:57 (eight years ago)
#lads
― Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 October 2017 21:17 (eight years ago)
what the hell is going on with ilx these days
― brimstead, Thursday, 26 October 2017 23:35 (eight years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XebMEOmlP8g
― nomar, Thursday, 26 October 2017 23:39 (eight years ago)
putting my own bias lens on that parthenon trampoline piece, I figure it's about fancy white dudes always getting endless chances at climbing the ladder, no matter how many times their companies go bankrupt or they get caught doing felonious bullshit
― El Tomboto, Friday, 27 October 2017 00:32 (eight years ago)
Been trying to think of a decent Brian Trenchard Smith joke for months but I don't have what it takes.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 27 October 2017 00:51 (eight years ago)
chumbawumba “tubthumping” as a sculpture
― the late great, Friday, 27 October 2017 00:55 (eight years ago)
“sculpture”
I like that you felt the need to name the band in case folks didn’t get the ref
― El Tomboto, Friday, 27 October 2017 01:19 (eight years ago)
we’ve all tried to attempt to forget
...
piiiisssing the niiight away
― mh, Friday, 27 October 2017 01:32 (eight years ago)
Well, that's them told
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DWggMYcWkAYUx7a.jpg
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 22:24 (eight years ago)
can't get enough of that linkedin website
― kinder, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 22:26 (eight years ago)
Glad the image doesn't show the number of rt's because I fear it'll be more than I can take
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 22:27 (eight years ago)
My favourite thing about it is that he's made it in photoshop and then posted it on twitter
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 22:30 (eight years ago)
Otm. I bet it's champagne and caviar at the vimeo office tomorrow for being included
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 20 February 2018 22:31 (eight years ago)
i wish i could quit my crippling addiction to uh... linkedin and uber wtf
― NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 22:45 (eight years ago)
more like FentanylBook
― while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 03:25 (eight years ago)
<knits brow, tries furiously to think of one>
<lightbulb moment>
insta, uh... gram?
― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 21 February 2018 10:06 (eight years ago)
Instagra
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 21 February 2018 11:34 (eight years ago)
https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/28468464_10215969922427335_3852586929598447786_n.jpg?oh=c154475b43297e3bd7889357cd4938ae&oe=5B431375
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 1 March 2018 23:21 (eight years ago)
Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app they'll start eating it
― Moodles, Thursday, 1 March 2018 23:23 (eight years ago)
my brain is LinkedIn
― It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 1 March 2018 23:24 (eight years ago)
This is your brain on Venmo
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Friday, 2 March 2018 00:02 (eight years ago)
I deleted mine to free up more memory
― But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 2 March 2018 08:26 (eight years ago)
^ actually, fuck, that's pretty trenchant