EXCELSIOR is the second solo album by British musician LOLZ Coombes.

could be got tbf

this is the one drug that the door's shut on me ever taking it again. don't feel like a 50-y.o. father of two brain would be a reliable partner with acid

― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Saturday, August 19, 2017 1:07 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, for your kids' sake you're definitely better off limiting yourself to softer shit like krokodil and weed

― the old rugged crocs (unregistered), Saturday, August 19, 2017 5:34 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so hard to get good krokodil these days

― she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Saturday, August 19, 2017 10:18 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I know a guy but he's a bit flakey

― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Sunday, August 20, 2017 4:01 AM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*sam elliott voice*

sweat. whisky. the open road. this motorcycle. conviction. your strong will. your own way. compromise left in the dust. a stiff breeze meets your glistening chest. a boner takes shape. you are saving america. you are america. outside of experience. bending time. undefeated. dominant. free. harley davidson. feel my roar waves. i am A and you are B. i am flexing my muscles in your face. you are frozen.

― Karl Malone, Sunday, August 13, 2017 2:31 PM (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

amazing harley content

lmao

cialis commercials gettin pretty deep

anyway, i get that feeling about sonic. i know i need to hold the speed boost button and go as fast as possible at times, but i haven't memorized the locations where doing that makes you immediately get damaged or fly off into an ocean. i'm supposed to learn from the mistake and restart the level and be like "gee willikers i betcha i'm gonna beat this level this time, just you watch!", but instead i'm just like "gee willikers i need a drink, fuck i need to pay my bills" and click the power button on the emulator

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 29 August 2017 18:25 (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and if he had a set of wings, man, i know he could fly. he's my little two-scoops - what on earth have we wrought?
― yellow is the color of some raisins (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, August 30, 2017

I'm not trying to use this issue to shit on Sanders, I want to hear ideas towards a 12-step plan.

― Frederik B, Wednesday, August 30, 2017 1:32 PM (forty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

First, admit you have a problem.

― the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 14:15 (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm gonna match the Guy Fieri dinner bill in casino chips (this joint is in a casino, in case anyone was not aware). Spouse will never do Guy Fieri to me again.

― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, August 30, 2017 10:34 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

meaning $$ going to Guy is $$ going into me playing blackjack

what is the worst that could happen?

― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, August 30, 2017 10:36 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

only diarrhea

― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, August 30, 2017 10:37 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I looking for Swing music - ideally Glenn Miller or similar that has 4 beats or 6/8 to work with canter for a dressage test.

― s44rsy, Thursday, September 7, 2017 8:48 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you've come to the right place

― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, September 7, 2017 8:59 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

Ha, somebody came to me once for that exact thing (well, minus the GMiller). I put together some bits from Autobahn, and some Jools Holland boogie (she wanted that, specifically), it went quite well on the day.

there goes my idea for a geordie aor tribute act, dire rea

― plp will eat itself (NickB), Thursday, September 7, 2017 6:34 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Maybe it's just Walter Becker's recent passing, but now I have "radical Islam" stuck in my head to the tune of "Babylon Sisters."

― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Monday, September 11, 2017 2:46 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Rad-i-cal is-lam
SAY IT

― nomar, Monday, September 11, 2017 2:47 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There aren't enough movies set during the War of the Ring imo.

― jmm, Monday, 11 September 2017 16:25 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

“Mr. President I’ve made a large bet that I would be able to make you say more than two words.” Coolidge considered this proposition carefully and then replied slowly and emphatically, “Radical Islam.”

― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, September 11, 2017 2:48 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Belated welcome to the >18/<12 club, Joey.
― Andy K

Please don't start explaining the intricacies and traditions of excelsior-posting to me, I'm not interested--if you were a baseball fan, you'd understand how funny that is. I wish I'd thought of it first a few days ago: "Welcome to the 40/40/.900 club, Jose. Population, you."

Good sign when your intro speech is a cranky defence alright

Saw this on LinkedIn and thought it was a parody.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJccPTdUEAI2lqv.jpg

― Eazy, Tuesday, September 12, 2017 10:13 AM (five days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It never occurred to me before that some people's idea of heaven would still have capitalism in it

― ultros ultros-ghali, Tuesday, September 12, 2017 11:04 AM (five days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What can I say, despite everything I've managed to hold on to some naivety lol

It's more than a little disingenuous to claim that the original team has returned, when the visionary behind that original team, James Cameron, is not directing, and the guy who directed Deadpool is.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, September 20, 2017 8:18 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh no my vizh

― be the cringe you want to see in the world (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, September 20, 2017 8:19 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't know why I'm laughing so hard at this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o589CAu73UM

ok now i am defending Toto onfuckingline before noon, what happened, where did it all go wrong

― alpine static, Thursday, September 21, 2017 4:13 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^frightened of this thing he has become

― harbinger of failure (Jon not Jon), Thursday, September 21, 2017 4:23 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I didn't say it redeemed the movie, & I can't separate visuals from content either. But I would still recommend seeing this movie in a theater for the experience & bc I've been wayyyy off on predicting who would love it & who would hate it. I thought It was really shallow upon reflection, but it was a great movie theater experience - packed crowd in a huge auditorium on a Saturday night.

― flappy bird, Tuesday, September 26, 2017 2:01 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you liked EMOJI: THE MOVIE

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, September 26, 2017 2:03 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

um it was called The Emoji Movie

― flappy bird, Tuesday, September 26, 2017 2:08 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

:)

👌

I hope everybody watched Elliott the Neanderthal that mark s posted it is such a treat

ONE TWO THREE

dying at that video

analysis of ilx poster neanderthal's performance in The King and I

the trilling on the r

omg elliot is amazing

def going back for a music degree if this is the payoff

when will james cameron stop doing battle angel

― ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Wednesday, September 27, 2017 1:02 PM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The names of street drugs get stranger all the time, but I wish Jim well on his road to recovery.

― this is ridcolus (Old Lunch), Wednesday, September 27, 2017 7:13 PM (forty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I hope everybody watched Elliott the Neanderthal that mark s posted it is such a treat

had seen it before ages ago so saved it up for a time when i was at home and bored. still as good as ever. wtf.

I had to do some editing, but from the Obit thread:

Hugh Hefner at 91, per a crawl on TV just now.

― nickn, Wednesday, September 27, 2017 11:25 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

We must study his immune system

― flappy bird, Wednesday, September 27, 2017 11:42 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'll save you the trouble: Three Stooges Syndrome

― Vinnie, Thursday, September 28, 2017 8:26 AM (thirty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The revolution those conservatives talk about, this is it. They're gladly taking Russian assistance, judging by their, at best, blase attitude towards the whole thing. They like Putin's society far better than the direction the US has been going in.

I think we've got a coup going on, baby.

― carpet_kaiser, Saturday, 30 September 2017 22:07 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Think about this: the oligarchy that's been trying to seize power (Citizens United, most recently), will gain even more wealth and power under such a system. Social conservatives will get their race dominance and beloved authoritarian leader.

The NYT's owners, NBC, CBS, et al, were way more afraid of Sanders than Trump, and even threw a few bones Trump's away in hedging against Clinton.

Whoowee, we've got some crazy shit going on. It's going to royally suck for minorities and the professional, educated class if things really go to shit, unless you get comfy kissing these peoples' asses. Not that it'd be much different than now anyway...

― carpet_kaiser, Saturday, 30 September 2017 22:14 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't remember any of those dialogue bits from JFK.

― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 30 September 2017 22:19 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Alfred posting from the grassy knoll

would wookiefoot be a better or worse band if they spelled their name with two "e"s?

― bob lefse (rushomancy), Sunday, October 1, 2017 11:17 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wookiefoote?

― Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP), Monday, October 2, 2017 10:02 AM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"I wish news orgs would refrain from issuing headlines that mislead the reader into believing that Trump said something mind-blowingly offensive when there are so very many instances in any given day when similar headlines would be wholly accurate."

I agree; for instance, his comment today that Katrina was a 'real catastrophe'. I'm pretty sure I know what he meant; it sounds bad, but I don't think he meant it to be as bad as it sounds. He's just incapable of making anything sound good, ever.

― akm, Tuesday, October 3, 2017 3:54 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

[...]

well, I wrote that before he started lobbed TP at a room full of people so maybe I'm wrong.

― akm, Tuesday, October 3, 2017 3:55 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

From the "Russia and Donald Trump" thread:

glad we finally figured out who is sowing discord in the US
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, October 2, 2017 8:33 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://www.billboard.com/files/styles/article_main_image/public/media/ian-mackaye-2014-billboard-650.jpg
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, October 2, 2017 8:36 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i don't have a ton of rules. in general. i did yell at rufus once when he was practicing "tears in heaven" after a guitar lesson. i told him no clapton.

― scott seward, Friday, October 6, 2017 3:43 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

gold <3

pfffft

― Karl Malone, Sunday, 8 October 2017 05:56 (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just to be clear, that's my lips making that noise, followed by my butt making that noise at the same time, and ending with just my butt making that noise

― Karl Malone, Sunday, 8 October 2017 05:57 (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

somehow not from peeing and farting in movies and TV for kids: research and observations

wolfenstein: the new order is one of my favourite games of the last few years, will enjoy playing the sequel while savouring the thought that nazi snowflakes are getting all bent out of shape about it

― ATTACK MY RUSTY TOOLBOX (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, October 7, 2017 7:03 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why not a multiplayer choose your sides battle royale mode?

― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, October 7, 2017 7:21 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I honestly can't get over how stupid this is

― Marcus Hiles Remains Steadfast About Planting Trees.jpg (DJP), Saturday, October 7, 2017 7:36 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

look, adam's idea is not THAT bad

― Karl Malone, Saturday, October 7, 2017 7:38 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://twitter.com/fundypost/status/816980491362443264

try again:

Maurice Bowra being shown a computer in 1965 pic.twitter.com/fotisdXy2I

— Paul Litterick (@fundypost) January 5, 2017