I actually think that Ryan Broderick tweet isn't "fucked up" at all, it's kind of adorable tbf
― Tarly Noise (El Tomboto), Friday, 25 August 2017 00:01 (six years ago) link
I watched seasons 1-4 in a binge over a month or so, so I forget a lot of the early stuff.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 25 August 2017 00:04 (six years ago) link
All of Dany's plotline in Esseros is a big 'who cares.'― louie mensch (milo z), Thursday, August 24, 2017 4:02 PM (one hour ago)
― louie mensch (milo z), Thursday, August 24, 2017 4:02 PM (one hour ago)
It's Essos, and also, you're rong.
― sansa riff (sarahell), Friday, 25 August 2017 00:57 (six years ago) link
It's so easy, you're Ronstadt
― Evan, Friday, 25 August 2017 05:26 (six years ago) link
on the next, very special, episode of game of thrones:
Daenerys Targaryen: I have dragonsThe Night King: Bitch me too! The fuck #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/P5rDToQuoS— la loba (@vickto_willy) August 21, 2017
― Karl Malone, Friday, 25 August 2017 15:45 (six years ago) link
tattoos are horrible
― Max-Headroom-drops-a-deuce-while-shredding (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 25 August 2017 17:14 (six years ago) link
Kind of missing Theon and Yara now. Alfie Allen deserves a bit more credit.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 25 August 2017 23:37 (six years ago) link
Yara kinda disappeared completely, no? Are we supposed to assume she dead?
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 26 August 2017 00:41 (six years ago) link
I think we're supposed to be shocked and pumped up when she appears again in the next episode or sometime next season. But I'd guess there's almost no chance that she's just dead. If they did, that was an awful ending for her character!
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 26 August 2017 01:44 (six years ago) link
she's with euron somewhere, getting tortured probably.
― rock and roll tucci coo (voodoo chili), Saturday, 26 August 2017 01:48 (six years ago) link
end of this season will be a big ol' battle w/Euron vs the unsullied and--from the sea--a small but surprisingly effective fleet guided by Theon. maybe a dragon will show up?
― nomar, Saturday, 26 August 2017 02:55 (six years ago) link
they gotta clear the decks a bit more to have some focus on the night king/night dragon/wight calvary vs everyone thing.
― nomar, Saturday, 26 August 2017 02:56 (six years ago) link
poisoned sand snake daughter makes an amazing recovery and kills everyone to take the iron throne, remember i called it
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Saturday, 26 August 2017 15:04 (six years ago) link
does the fact they didn't show them actually dying mean there's a chance they're not dead? seems unlike got to imply a grizzly death when it could show it.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Saturday, 26 August 2017 15:55 (six years ago) link
I really doubt they're dead
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 26 August 2017 17:37 (six years ago) link
There's no way sand snake daughter is alive. Sand snake mother is probably alive.
― Evan, Saturday, 26 August 2017 19:20 (six years ago) link
Ded inside tho.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 26 August 2017 23:41 (six years ago) link
Hercules will save her
― Evan, Sunday, 27 August 2017 00:50 (six years ago) link
even when they show people dying they bring them back! everybody's a marvel universe style schrodinger's cat
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Sunday, 27 August 2017 01:36 (six years ago) link
Remember- she wasn't dying though. Just the daughter.
― Evan, Sunday, 27 August 2017 03:00 (six years ago) link
i think i can guess but just to confirm - benjen's not going to come back as a whitewalker, right? because he's already dead? or something? because if he winds up as a zombie mini-boss in the final season that's gonna add a whole layer of wtf-ness to his sudden appearance and pointless death
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 27 August 2017 03:22 (six years ago) link
what i wanna know is, why didn't benjen get on the horse with jon, what did he hope to achieve by staying behind
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 27 August 2017 09:00 (six years ago) link
holding off the horde ?
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 27 August 2017 10:42 (six years ago) link
i want to know more about this ice king and his friend. they have cool clothes. who made the clothes? do they eat?
― akm, Sunday, 27 August 2017 13:30 (six years ago) link
I said it way back but I'm disappointed they gave the white walkers clothes and made them show emotions etc. Now they're just the "bad guys". I wouldn't be surprised if the first sound the night king made was an evil laugh during the wall collapse.
I wish they stayed this alien, humanoid personification of a deadly storm that was set on mindlessly wiping out humanity via an undead horde.
I liked when they looked more like this:
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4Pjs9HxQ8H0/hqdefault.jpg https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/f5/72/de/f572de7cf3f71c40b35a19e1211d4932.gif
This is corny to me:
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/gameofthrones/images/7/7d/WhiteWalker_s5e8.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150602122300
― Evan, Sunday, 27 August 2017 15:09 (six years ago) link
Oops those were way bigger than I thought they'd be
OTM tho, I forgot they were topless nutters initially.
Benjen should reappear as a wight alongside Hodor, would be more interesting.
Hopefully get to see the Night King just fly over the wall and south for a bit doing some damage but the Wall magic probably extends upwards into space. Watching them test this out for a while from greater and greater height might be funny.
― nashwan, Sunday, 27 August 2017 15:40 (six years ago) link
they def dark crystal-d the walkers out and it doesn't helpthat x-men armor doesn't look very useful, show them desiccated pecs
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Sunday, 27 August 2017 16:17 (six years ago) link
in sort of related vibes
https://deadline.com/2017/04/eliza-dushku-star-the-black-company-series-adaptation-david-goyer-im-global-1202076367/
― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 27 August 2017 20:38 (six years ago) link
OTM re Walker Fashion. imma guess it's mostly a concession to budget but yeah, night king has gotten hella corny.
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Sunday, 27 August 2017 20:52 (six years ago) link
If you're going to dress them up, at least make them look like they're wearing human armor that was forged thousands of years ago. That would make more sense.
― Evan, Sunday, 27 August 2017 22:39 (six years ago) link
it is extremely important that the character called the Night King have a sensible wardrobe and not be too corny
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 27 August 2017 23:18 (six years ago) link
Does he even know that is what he's called? "Bahaha, to these cunts I'm just Gary."
― nashwan, Sunday, 27 August 2017 23:21 (six years ago) link
the theon sequence in this episode was insanely bad
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Monday, 28 August 2017 02:23 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itv0SoMFZ7E
― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Monday, 28 August 2017 02:28 (six years ago) link
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
― 龜, Monday, 28 August 2017 02:35 (six years ago) link
well. I guess we're getting there. one way or another
― 龜, Monday, 28 August 2017 02:36 (six years ago) link
...several other sequences were just as bad, it turns out
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Monday, 28 August 2017 02:43 (six years ago) link
I gotta say finally seeing baelish get it and and end of the sibling rivalry is really satisfying.
― dan selzer, Monday, 28 August 2017 02:57 (six years ago) link
"you've got no balls and the jokes on ME?"
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 28 August 2017 02:57 (six years ago) link
the actual nadir of this episode was theon getting in that little quip "that insult wasn't even good" or w/ever literal moments after he's supposed to be fretting over his sister's life, wtf
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Monday, 28 August 2017 02:59 (six years ago) link
lol at dude telling theon twice, stay down i don't wanna have to kill you and then he gets beaten to death by an unrepentant eunuch on the looseseason's over yay. except for memes and hot takes i don't have to think about this any more for awhile
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 28 August 2017 02:59 (six years ago) link
"When enough ppl make false promises words stop meaning anything and then there are no more answers only better and better lies" --Jon Snow— Anthony Scaramucci (@Scaramucci) August 28, 2017
― Karl Malone, Monday, 28 August 2017 03:16 (six years ago) link
jfc end this life
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Monday, 28 August 2017 03:17 (six years ago) link
i thought a lot of that episode was good.
i understand the eyerolls at the sidequest to get the wight but i thought the payoff in kings landing was compelling. and i enjoy jaime's continued arc, seeming to head toward redemption by finally fucking off from cersei's weird games.
i didn't realize that a weakness of the wall, made of ice, is dragon ice, but oh well.
― Karl Malone, Monday, 28 August 2017 03:25 (six years ago) link
oh, and i meant to mention, cersei's secret decision to betray daenerys and jon snow (and jaime) by making a false promise to send troops north was gripping - deceitful, flying in the face of honor, and true to character.
given that the wall has already been breached, though, kings landing may be the best defenses left standing?
― Karl Malone, Monday, 28 August 2017 03:30 (six years ago) link
The dragon doesn't shoot ice, it's just White Walker brand PANTONE 13-5414 TPX Ice Green tinted fire.
― Evan, Monday, 28 August 2017 03:47 (six years ago) link
They should all just cut their losses and move to Braavos?
― Evan, Monday, 28 August 2017 03:48 (six years ago) link
The Littlefinger scene was good.
― earlnash, Monday, 28 August 2017 03:49 (six years ago) link
yeah i thought the littlefinger scene was good
i had sort of expected the death toll was going to be LF + one of the Stark sisters, and while i'm glad that it was just him, i can't help but feel that both of the starks surviving is a departure from the early seasons. also expected that jamie would get merc'd somehow just before arriving in winterfell and completing his redemptive arc (though this could still happen)
― gbx, Monday, 28 August 2017 04:14 (six years ago) link