americans relish their terrible british impressions best when they are especially terrible
― ogmor, Wednesday, 23 August 2017 10:19 (eight years ago)
bracing
The mainstream media has a new worst enemy. Watch 'PatriotHole' starting 9.6.17, hosted by the fearless @PatriotHoleDoug pic.twitter.com/vIi4RtrWL4— PatriotHole (@PatriotHole) August 29, 2017
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 August 2017 19:19 (eight years ago)
http://reductress.com/post/how-to-explain-to-your-children-that-daddy-used-to-have-cumgutters/
― goole, Wednesday, 30 August 2017 19:23 (eight years ago)
reductress is one of the few things that can shock me in their bluntness
― mh, Wednesday, 30 August 2017 23:33 (eight years ago)
http://www.dirgemag.com/garden-earthly-delights-quiz/
― the late great, Friday, 1 September 2017 00:19 (eight years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/may-i-papa-mcdonalds-releasing-new-fig-and-ladyfin-6540
― evol j, Friday, 8 September 2017 17:30 (eight years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/changing-times-random-house-has-instructed-toni-mo-6628
― nomar, Thursday, 21 September 2017 18:02 (eight years ago)
^^^ this is wonderful
― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Thursday, 21 September 2017 18:13 (eight years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/must-see-tv-vanna-white-revealed-true-name-god-whe-6722
― silverfish, Tuesday, 3 October 2017 20:42 (eight years ago)
the tags
― goole, Wednesday, 4 October 2017 18:21 (eight years ago)
http://www.clickhole.com/article/emotional-confession-giada-de-laurentiis-wrote-hea-6770
prepare to die
― imago, Thursday, 19 October 2017 13:39 (eight years ago)
someone was inspired!
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/can-you-match-stephen-king-monster-novels-drawn-ou-6856
― scott seward, Friday, 20 October 2017 17:35 (eight years ago)
This has to be the angriest thing I've seen on Clickhole or The Onion
http://www.clickhole.com/article/we-employees-clickholecom-have-voted-unanimously-d-6952
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 3 November 2017 20:25 (eight years ago)
That is the first Clickhole article I've seen that isn't tagged with "WOW"
― the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Friday, 3 November 2017 20:27 (eight years ago)
ironically enough, wow
― imago, Friday, 3 November 2017 20:40 (eight years ago)
4d checkers
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 3 November 2017 21:54 (eight years ago)
you guys! this one!
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/how-well-do-you-know-6-parts-dog-6949
― scott seward, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 18:30 (eight years ago)
also, that One Direction history was inspired.
http://www.clickhole.com/article/if-youre-five-boys-you-can-do-anything-oral-histor-6913
Niall Horan: Zayn leaving knocked out huge chunks of our back catalog. We couldn’t perform “Zayn’s Lament,” “A Zayn Will Rise (The Cycle Of Zayn Part II),” or even “A Trial And A Reckoning (The Cycle Of Zayn Part VII).” We were sending fans home disappointed every night.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 18:36 (eight years ago)
A re-up, so you may have seen it already, but still absolutely worth reposting.
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/which-one-my-garbage-sons-are-you-1458
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 20 November 2017 21:16 (eight years ago)
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/23826050_1971430463097210_6741132498910659370_o.jpg?oh=4b8f1bde79e2176b00a16266bfae0e3b&oe=5A894BE9
― Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Monday, 20 November 2017 21:39 (eight years ago)
lmfao
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 16:29 (eight years ago)
The garbage sons thing is one of the crowning achievements of the internet (no sarcasm)
― Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 16:30 (eight years ago)
its one of the best pieces of writing
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 16:35 (eight years ago)
and we dont know who wrote it!
its not brendan ohare as someone suggested upthread btw, i know because patricia lockwood tweeted saying she me the writer in chicago on her book tour and the day she was in chicago ohare posted a picture from pennsylvania, i tweeted at lockwood asking who it was and no response
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 16:37 (eight years ago)
lmao
― Simon H., Tuesday, 21 November 2017 16:39 (eight years ago)
this has been bother me for a while!
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 16:41 (eight years ago)
every time i reread i forget about the blowhole full of bones, it's so beautiful
― Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 16:43 (eight years ago)
the person who wrote that is responsible for most of clickhole's best content i think, and is probably the pre-eminent american humorist of our age
― imago, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 16:45 (eight years ago)
whoever they are
are you a big jazz boy or a little jazz boy is their other masterpiece
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 16:52 (eight years ago)
i just had to stop reading "Garbage Boys" on the bus because i was embarrassed at how hard i was stifled laughing
― faked potato (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 17:09 (eight years ago)
It's a very post-Tim and Eric thing, the way "big jazz boy" "garbage sons" "nice dad" etc are repeated throughout.
― Evan, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 17:22 (eight years ago)
saab owners die angry
― mh, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 19:22 (eight years ago)
One time, all my garbage sons got together to build an enormous marble statue of me weeping in the front seat of my wonderful car. The base of the statue had the inscription “I Don’t Cry. I Saab.”
― omar little, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 19:27 (eight years ago)
― lag∞n, Tuesday, November 21, 2017 11:37 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this prompted me to reread "the lake isle of innisfree"
― ur-oik (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 19:52 (eight years ago)
― mh, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 19:22 (one hour ago) Permalink
I really want this shirt tbh
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 21:15 (eight years ago)
The big jazz boy piece reads a little like a Ginsberg poem
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 21:17 (eight years ago)
or something beat anyway, not sure if I'm thinking of ginsberg
http://images2.onionstatic.com/clickhole/5100/6/16x9/800.jpg
― crüt, Wednesday, 22 November 2017 08:05 (eight years ago)
Making Things Right: The Pentagon Is Launching A Ballistic Missile Attack On Hawaii To Restore Faith In The Nuclear Alert System
― Millennial Whoop, wanna fight about it? (Phil D.), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 21:34 (eight years ago)
Thanken to mein goode educatardo, ay rememberen thar sturry ov Jengus Christler dyinn on thar crossler far thar sens ov mandkindler, sparcefically masturbatarto. Thez ez warst sen en thar eyyes ov Godde.
http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/und-hungry-hogg-have-aten-oll-th-bibles-een-aur-ve-7189
― scott seward, Thursday, 18 January 2018 18:52 (eight years ago)
I'm in awe
― mh, Thursday, 18 January 2018 18:56 (eight years ago)
also, this. while i'm at it.
http://www.clickhole.com/article/5-dove-commercials-lean-pretty-heavily-biting-head-7128
― scott seward, Thursday, 18 January 2018 18:58 (eight years ago)
wow
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Thursday, 18 January 2018 19:01 (eight years ago)
ha, Dove ads should be the target of more Clickhole imo
― kinder, Thursday, 18 January 2018 19:04 (eight years ago)
the Hung’ry hOgge one is an incredible treasure
― ogmor, Friday, 19 January 2018 12:48 (eight years ago)
https://i.imgur.com/9p3DqtN.png
― Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 19 January 2018 13:39 (eight years ago)
Finally:http://www.clickhole.com/article/much-needed-fix-ea-has-announced-upcoming-patch-ge-7188
― Spencer Chow, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 22:21 (eight years ago)
http://images2.onionstatic.com/clickhole/5156/3/original/800.jpg
― Spencer Chow, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 22:22 (eight years ago)