This Is The Thread Where I Say.......Part Seven!

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luna needs a link to a "Tarzan, Frankenstien & Tonto" video, STAT!

― El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

See - when I'm not around, Tittytwister gets like a room full of Seinfeld!

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

"And I dreamt of a house haunted by all you tweakers with your hands out."

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Bizarro no talk like not-this.

Tarzan talk this like.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:42 (twenty-two years ago)

I await your Bizarro-Tarzan translational grammar.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

"If anybody comes to see me, tell them they just missed me by a minute. If anybody comes in to our room while we're asleep, well, I hope they incinerate everybody in it."

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

cows leave home

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I'm just going to listen to this song a few hundred more times until lunch time.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:45 (twenty-two years ago)

T/S:

http://www.kenpiercebooks.com/bizarro.jpg vs http://www.osric.com/~jeremy/bizarro.jpg

― El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

And I'm going to go and make muh dinner. PAY OFF YOUR CREDIT CARD BILLS, PEOPLE!

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

I DON'T HAVE A CREDIT CARD, MARK!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Don't be a fool, Timmy, if a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Luna, i send you pie.

― El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

Are you VISA, Mark?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

BUT IF YOU DON'T HAVE A CREDIT CARD HOW CAN YOU PAY IT OFF, YOU BANKRUPT FOOL??

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:51 (twenty-two years ago)

That is all very interesting.

I bought a santa hat at the grocery store over my lunch break. I'm wearing it now.

Receptionist: Why are you wearing a Santa hat?
me: Because I want to - You know, I'm in the Christmas spirit? Does it offend you?
Receptionist: Um, No. I just thought there might be a reason.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Luna, I send you the N and the S that El Santo was obviously short of.

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyone want to pay off my credit card debt? I should give it away to people for xmas because I've got loads of it.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I dunno, I'm starting to think that "Send somebody out for soda" is the best line in this song. The events of the last few days here have encouraged me to embrace my inner borewad.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Yes, I am a Visa boy. I have a Mastercard in case Visa tunrs out to eat babies, and a couple of Visa debit cards. The numbers and expiry dates are... shit, the water's boiling. Catch you later!

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

In Canada they apparently call them "Santa toques". They're out of their gourds up there.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Anyway, I have little credit. My roommate has no credit history whatsoever -- when we rented our house it freaked the property management company out, since he doesn't "exist". Ah, the abuse we get for our fiscally responsible choices.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

pines?

No I meant, ARE YOU VISA? Like are you the one? The one who fronts the money and reaps the rewards of 19% annual interest.

I used to have a Mastercard, but when it expired they didn't send a new one.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Did they have the right address?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark, you're sending pines to luna?

http://www.janeresture.com/newcalcom/pines.jpg

the USPS offers special rates for evergreens, don't they?

XPOST GODDAMMIT HORACE AND YOUR FASTER FINGERS!

― El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Bleurgh. I haven't been this tired in a long time. I know I keep bitching about this, but I am so tired. All I want to do is go home and play video games. But instead I have to pack stuff. Need sleeeeeeeeep.
I am drinking afternoon coffee.
OK, Chris, I'll bite - what song are you talking about?
I don't really have a credit history because I only have a fake credit card that's built off of a $500 deposit instead of actual credit. It's dum. But it does prevent me from being more than $500 in debt.

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I think he meant 'spine'

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Or penis.

Mark, you dirty boy.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:57 (twenty-two years ago)

spine, penis, pines? what's the diff?

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Lady, if you have to ask...

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 19:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"Palmcorder Yanja" by the Mtn Goats. But not the single version, which I have but which I won't listen to yet because I'm waiting for the full album to be released* -- this is a live version.

--
*Yes, I realize I am crazy because of this.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Not just because of that, honey

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:02 (twenty-two years ago)

also because you made words small

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

or maybe not.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Exactly.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:04 (twenty-two years ago)

This is the thread where I make small talk.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:05 (twenty-two years ago)

*rimshot*

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

i'm going to get a drink. Of water.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:06 (twenty-two years ago)

he's sending you body parts? what, is he gunna sever it? did he read that section(involving Leona Helmsley) too many times?

― El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

there is no appreciable difference b/w mastercard and visa.

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

No one is sending me body parts.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Other than the spelling.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

But the logos! Are you more of a two-circles person or a 3-stripes person?

― NA (Nick A.), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:12 (twenty-two years ago)

hee hee hee. body part logos.

"i'ma get me a swoosh tattoo'd on my arms!"

― El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

I would say the fact that one of them wants to extend me credit and the other doesn't is an appreciable difference.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

both, by the look of my MASSIVE BILLS

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:13 (twenty-two years ago)

You have a point.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

*taps my fingers on desk so as to avoid massive balls joke*

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, go on.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:16 (twenty-two years ago)

maybe if you didn't spend so much time looking at your massive balls, you'd be able to get a second job and pay your bills.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:19 (twenty-two years ago)

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