'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

the most spursy

Lloris has done a spursism

Cunts

it was dozy from whoever lost the ball from lloris' throw too, but the throw was a terrible idea

Oops

It was Sissoko that lost the ball in midfield I think? That Davies for Sissoko sub was entirely unnecessary and can probably be chalked up to a desperation to start the Wembley season with a win.

I'm thinking MOTD2 is going to confirm to me that the German core of our defence is More than good enough for survival. Schindler/Lowe - looking like top class players. Tommy Smith is starting to look a liability, despite his last brilliant season and club capt status. Our next signing will deffo be a RB.

Lovely goal from Mooy

Good move of St Mirren to let him go on a free transfer.

lol! I didn't know the St Mirren history!

He doesn't score like that too often, but the rest of his game is so fucking consistently awesome that 8m was a snip.

Neymar looks like he's struggling in Ligue 1

https://streamable.com/0jddt

All well and good but doubt he could do it on a rainy Tuesday etc

I mean fair play to the lad but league wise he got himself demoted. I like the Ligue 1, but the diff between the top six and the rest is huge.

(ok, same applies to Spain tbh)

Some of our fans are getting carried away with how much our chairman isn't as much as a vulgarian as Mike Ashley. I don't want to ruin the happy mood by pointing out that he has also amassed a small fortune through the creation of garbage jobs + zero hour contracts and is also tory voting twat.

Two shots on target

Can't even be mad at Hugo cos in fairness

But that was a huge game to decide to take off.

"The draw for Round Three of the Carabao Cup will take place in Beijing, China on Thursday 24th August 2017.

The draw will take place from approximately 11:15am local time – 4:15am BST – and can be followed live on the EFL’s Carabao Cup Twitter feed."

Xref alt right thread

“There is no evidence Mr Podolski is either a migrant gang member, nor being human trafficked."

City, a club who spent £124m on fullbacks this summer, appear to be playing Leroy Sane at left wingback.

can't believe City re-signed Stephen Ireland

looks quite good though

ROOOOOOONEY

He does look the spit of Stephen Ireland. Calvert-Lewin looks good

I would love it if Ederson turns out to be another flop

Walker off!

I think that's why you don't play Sane at LB.

Who among us would not enjoy a TWP golden boot?

Not seen this, but why didn't Everton win this when playing against 10 men for 45 mins?

Also: Man City paying 300m to buy out Messi this transfer window y/n?

Should've bought Rooney obv

Everton bottled it basically. Sat back from the moment Walker was went off

Messi will sign a new contract

Messi said he would, but hasn't yet. I read an interview with Iniesta today, can't remember where, in which he said: "I always thought I'd end my career at Barcelona. This year is the first year I find myself questioning that." Bartomeu is under heavy fire.

Sitting back sounds like Koeman alright. Should've gone out guns blazing second half.

City team still looks...incomplete. Of course Pep does like to overcomplicate things

B. Silva looked great when he came on

annoyed city scored because otherwise the headline "ROO BEAUTY" would've definitely been used in one of the tabloids tomorrow

Who among us would not enjoy a TWP golden boot?

― imago, Monday, August 21, 2017 2:11 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

id more an enjoy it

than god damn

CoROOna

It was a vintage Rooney performance tbf. Few decent passes, hideous first touch, spawny goal and a ridiculous shanked attempt from the halfway line

Happy if he scores a few against our rivals

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHxz0cBVYAYa-cB.jpg

the one guy in the hoodie who is loving it for whatever reason.

Pep's pretending to not understand the interviewers questions thing is insufferable, he's so fucking charmless.

i find his total lack of patience endearing

wtf was he doing after the match sprinting away/performing for the cameras last night. he's honestly such a fool.

Pep running off to spend another £250m on defenders & goalkeepers. pic.twitter.com/T1YQpc8x9V

— Roy Keane (@RoyKeane__) August 22, 2017

When you have to go you have to go

Bernardo Silva looked amazing, Danilo also looked dangerous yesterday. City now just have too many excellent players in advanced positions, but there's no obvious partner for Fernandinho in central midfield following Gundogan's untimely death. And I'm not sure Jonny Evans is the answer to the problem at CB.

Barcelona are suing former player Neymar for 8.5m euros (£7.8m) over his world record move to Paris St-Germain.

The Brazil international made the 222m euro (£200m) move to the French club in August after buying out his contract.

Barcelona now want him to return a renewal bonus he was paid when he signed a new five-year deal just nine months before forcing through the move.

"The club demands the player return the already paid sum as he has not completed his contract," it said.

As well as the 8.5m euro bonus, the club wants "an additional 10% because of delayed payment".

The statement continued: "The club also requests Paris St-Germain take on responsibility for the payment of these fees if the player cannot do so himself."

The lawsuit was submitted on 11 August to the Labour Tribunal in Barcelona.

Following the transfer, Barcelona announced the club was withholding a further 26m euro (£23m) loyalty bonus from the player.

Neymar criticised the directors of the club on Sunday after scoring twice on his home debut for PSG in a 6-2 win over Toulouse.

"I spent four beautiful years there and parted happy," said the 25-year-old. "But with [the board], no.

"For me, they are not the people who should be there, for the direction of Barca. Barca deserve much better."

anything to distract from their farcical summer and the fact they're broke.

doesn't this kind of do the opposite?

yeah, it does - that ultimatum issued to liverpool at the weekend was so embarrassing that it was like something liverpool would do. bartomeu's days must be numbered.

also it's so obvious they are chancing their arm trying to get two players with the neymar fee, in a market where that won't happen, because there's no one replacement they can sign and perhaps signing both coutinho and dembele, or y'know, anyone really, might sate the fans for five minutes. i see dortmund have told them to do one as well.