what the fuck am i getting myself into with this grad school stuff

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How many people do you think will ever read a good chunk of your thesis, besides your advisor(s) and yourself?

my advisor never read a word

it's weird to be getting an MFA in Poetry, as my thesis is essentially going to be my first book-length collection of work (it is a multi-genre investigation of the 'idea' of fences and enclosures), and thus, might be read by numerous people (more than 20-40 at least) as there ain't no way in HELL i am not sending that shit out to the publishers i respect (and know my stuff).

yesssssss zs!!!!!!!!

OK, I know I preemptively celebrated here after turning in my thesis, but today I'm actually DONE done because I've taken my last final and turned in my last project report.

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Anyone else done done?

I hereby announce I got a postdoc offer a couple of weeks back. Unfortunately they can't find the money until June 2010, so I'm just adding more stuff to my thesis to postpone submitting in order to avoid a gap on my CV. "more stuff" = 9 more months than planned : (

congratualtions again though!

Congrats, where is the postdoc? Are you funded for the gap? Can you use the gap to work on publishing?

columbia : ), not yet : (, and definitely (yaaaaow)

i should revive the job thread actually, gimme a minute

Congrats to YOU caek! Postdoc at Columbia, that's wonderful! If I had a similar offer I would probably post 30 Drudge sirens. :)

awesome, congrats!

zs i am done done, too!

I'm not going to post the drudge sirens, but I am going to go

WoooWOooWoooWoooWOooWOooWOooWOooWOoWOoooWOoo

Looking back at the past two 1/2 years, I have to say, it was slow, agonizing torture, and it probably permanently changed me in a negative way.

what the fuck am was i getting myself into with this grad school stuff

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OK I can't help it

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i will never be done with advanced school :(

:D

columbia : )

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What the fuck did I get myself into with this commencement stuff? Sitting in the pouring rain while people under a tent don't get that they need to cut their speeches wah wah O_o

gah yeah that is otm. i would have so liked to skip commencement!

also i would like to echo z s's sentiment about being permanently changed in a negative way, for real :(

Really wondering why this seemed like a good idea. Apparently the first time it's rained at graduation here in 23 years.

kinda jealous of u dudes done with this shit already, not gonna lie

They are giving us complete resumes for all alumni honorees now. You'd think they'd realize to cut that shit!

My father just texted me this: "inconsiderate windbags"

^lol

where's yr commencement at?

I skipped out on commencement a couple weeks ago and felt sorta bad about it but this makes me feel a little better. Tza I'm sure your parents are glad you're there etc.

Given yr last post - maybe not!! lol

On the quad.
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Two people in front of me just got up and left.

ours was soooooo long and boring and the professor elected by students to give a speech and hand out diplomas was one of my (and many others') least favorite professors, it was puzzling how she got picked

my UG commencement featured a rock band made up of professors from my school's neuroscience department

i was pretty stoned during my commencement, it was ok

Lol dad says their view is great now because so many people have left.

I'm hungry :(

It would be nice if my friend with whom I'm sharing an umbrella would offer to hold it for maybe 3 min?

how would you liveblog it then?

Are your gown and hood of sufficiently garish hue?

Not bad. Black gown, burgundy/hold hood

We get tartan piping on the gown and on the lining of the hood and the school's interpretation of the Carnegie tartan pays special attention to clashing with itself.

He just quoted Tony Robbins

Hang in there, tza!

Sorry guys, I drowned for a while but now I have lunched and am home drying out (literally not boozily lol I am drinking prosecco) as a newly minted mistress of fine arts ;)

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CONGRATS TZA!

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congratz

good work tza

thanks guys :)

i graduated 3 weeks ago (my "official" grad date on my transcript is not till next week even) and today i got a call from my school's area code, no message left, so i googled the number and it turns out it's the alumni association already asking for money! great. i don't think i'll ever donate (like i already gave them $70k or something wtf) but if i do it'll be after i pay off my loans so maybe next time they call i'll say no thanks call me back when i'm 50. that's ridiculous imo.

my alumni association sent me my first invitation to donate a week ago. i don't finish for a year. lol at the idea of me donating even when i have finished.

The alumni association of the university that I teach at (and hence PAYS ME) calls and asks for money. Absolutely ridiculous. My grad school called us probably 100 times this spring; I guess "no" didn't mean no to them; it's enough to change my phone #.