'Even allowing for inflation, this thread is not worth 198 Terry Francises' - EPL 2017-18

Courtois, Christensen, Luiz, Rudiger, Azpilicueta, Kante, Bakayoko, Alonso, Moses, Willian, Morata.

I know they've got injuries and suspensions but that's absurdly defensive. Take it as a compliment I suppose.

Deems, Terriers bossing Toon around in a scruffy game, but well-deserved lead through Mooy. Over.

wrong thread deems

Not a good performance, marred by some of the ponderous and nervy possession in the 1st half. But can't argue with the result and Mooy's tidy goal. It is nice to have a German manager who is capable of keeping consecutive clean sheets.

It was scruffy and nervy, but I never doubted HT would bag the points. Newcastle are going to have a *really* tough season.

Loved Wagner's victory lap afterwards.

That was a fantastic goal from Mooy though, both the move the led to it and the shot itself.

Conte's in a suit, we're gonna lose.

XP I'm getting spoken commentary of the real match from a German next to me who has the rte app

He is wearing a mayo jersey.

ABK

Morata misses a sitter

Poch out

stunning free kick from Marcos Alonso

unsaveable pretty much

Dier went in for a tackle and managed to miss the ball and take out two Chelsea players instead.

someone is definitely getting sent off

bergkamp-esque bit of skill from alli before kane hit the post there

spurs are all over chelsea in a really impressive way, despite losing

yeah they've been the better side by far

Vertonghen could have been off there though (although I think a yellow was just about right)

Sounds useless

I mean congrats and all but

eriksen assist vs chelsea again :)

wait do own goals have assists

Is that 2 0

Info would be appreciated

Aha I c

I have a mbm now although it's made the power surge in this term!inal

Poor old Batshit.

Batshuayi (on the pitch about a minute) headed into his own goal from an Eriksen fk after a really stupid Bakayoko foul

2-1 Chelsea

Alonso again

lloris nightmare

What type of cunt ends a mbm entry on "and then...."?

Ah wtf Hugo

Dude has not been himself this year imo

Sounds vvvvvvvv spursy this

the most spursy

Lloris has done a spursism

Cunts

it was dozy from whoever lost the ball from lloris' throw too, but the throw was a terrible idea

Oops

It was Sissoko that lost the ball in midfield I think? That Davies for Sissoko sub was entirely unnecessary and can probably be chalked up to a desperation to start the Wembley season with a win.

I'm thinking MOTD2 is going to confirm to me that the German core of our defence is More than good enough for survival. Schindler/Lowe - looking like top class players. Tommy Smith is starting to look a liability, despite his last brilliant season and club capt status. Our next signing will deffo be a RB.

Lovely goal from Mooy

Good move of St Mirren to let him go on a free transfer.

lol! I didn't know the St Mirren history!

He doesn't score like that too often, but the rest of his game is so fucking consistently awesome that 8m was a snip.

Neymar looks like he's struggling in Ligue 1

https://streamable.com/0jddt

All well and good but doubt he could do it on a rainy Tuesday etc

I mean fair play to the lad but league wise he got himself demoted. I like the Ligue 1, but the diff between the top six and the rest is huge.

(ok, same applies to Spain tbh)

Some of our fans are getting carried away with how much our chairman isn't as much as a vulgarian as Mike Ashley. I don't want to ruin the happy mood by pointing out that he has also amassed a small fortune through the creation of garbage jobs + zero hour contracts and is also tory voting twat.

Two shots on target

Can't even be mad at Hugo cos in fairness

But that was a huge game to decide to take off.

"The draw for Round Three of the Carabao Cup will take place in Beijing, China on Thursday 24th August 2017.

The draw will take place from approximately 11:15am local time – 4:15am BST – and can be followed live on the EFL’s Carabao Cup Twitter feed."

Xref alt right thread

“There is no evidence Mr Podolski is either a migrant gang member, nor being human trafficked."

City, a club who spent £124m on fullbacks this summer, appear to be playing Leroy Sane at left wingback.

can't believe City re-signed Stephen Ireland

looks quite good though