Descriptions of Steve Bannon

yeah I mean the sad eyes are still there

He looks like he spends his downtime submerged in a vat of pickle brine.

Someone forgot he was in crisper for months because he was obscured by all of the fresher things on top.

he looks like he's thinking 'how come i never came up with donnie three-Ks?'

Jesus has everyone seen the pic of this guy covered in blood!

Just as Sta-Puft is composed of the foodstuff of which he's also the mascot, so too is Bannon the Cottage Cheese and Tapenade Man.

fan of robert kuttner http://prospect.org/article/steve-bannon-unrepentant

its amazing to me how people in trump world orbit think that democrats will do anything to help trump short of maybe pissing on him if he was on fire

Curtis heard the same stories of porn, drugs, and debauchery over and over again.

“Each person gave accounts that the house was used to film pornography, had a constant flow of men, women — and even children — at the house and that blatant drug use was occurring at all hours of the night and day,” Curtis said.

http://shareblue.com/steve-bannons-porn-and-meth-house-you-have-no-idea-what-kind-of-evil-stuff-went-on/#.WZWo2VE9ZpQ.twitter

Same sources close to Bannon have offered both accounts to me, @jeffzeleny, @Acosta over last 14 hours https://t.co/Y82q7a7yyT

— Jeremy Diamond (@JDiamond1) August 17, 2017

What

someone on tumblr said "it looks like Steve Bannon has the suds" and when I googled what this might mean I almost died pic.twitter.com/k43EA4IVMV

— Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) August 16, 2017

someone's decided to torpedo bannon finally then i guess?

Is that story true? Did he cook meth and allow people to film porn in his house (presumably with drug addicts)? The article implies even worse stuff happened there... the word "evil" is repeated a bunch of times.

Bannon does seem.... classically debauched, but still.

There is so much foreboding in that article.

I don't think shareblue is a particularly good source. If it's true, someone else is bound to pick it up at some point.

it doesn't matter

"the discarded skin-suit used by the alien from men in black" - seth meyers

Just say he look like Rosie o Donnell and move on with yr lives, damn

we've already got one deems dude, no need to cosplay as another

I even named Steve one of the Ten Worst Dressed Men in the World in the 2015 Mr. Stone’s International Best and Worst Dressed List.

http://dailycaller.com/2017/08/17/bannons-time-is-up/

"His departure may seem turbulent in the media, but inside it will be very smooth. He has no projects or responsibilities to hand off."

https://www.axios.com/white-house-review-nears-end-officials-expect-bannon-firing-2474443198.html

All part of the Sarkovian circus probs.

man he's going to throw so many bombs if he gets canned

let the bomb-throwing commence :)

Shaved Garfield Without Garfield

is that bannon meth porn story true? seriously weird. the mention of bank of ireland had me googling to find out the connection, apparently his ex-wife is from limerick, where my parents are from. a former "rose of tralee" - a sort of "miss ireland" contest as parodied in the comedy show father ted's "lovely girls" event.

sorry just saw the suggestion it may not be true. the site did look iffy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5Wpn3dFrEs

Bannon is gone
I hope he's drifting out to sea
He always loved to swim away
Maybe he'll find an island
With a shaded tree
Just like the one in our backyard

“The Trump presidency that we fought for, and won, is over,” Bannon said Friday, shortly after confirming his departure. “We still have a huge movement, and we will make something of this Trump presidency. But that presidency is over. It’ll be something else. And there’ll be all kinds of fights, and there’ll be good days and bad days, but that presidency is over.”

http://www.weeklystandard.com/bannon-the-trump-presidency-that-we-fought-for-and-won-is-over./article/2009355

Breitbart's war on the Trump administration, carried out in the name of "Trumpism," will be quite a thinf.

A thing even.

bannon's huge movement

he looks like the coroner of Margaritaville

— Jake Currie (@jakecurrie) January 30, 2017

pouring one out for Steve Bannon pic.twitter.com/Rqeozyej7D

— Clifford Vickrey (@cliffordvickrey) August 19, 2017

Not sure if I'd be more or less disgusted without the miscellaneous black dots on the left leg. On the one hand they offer a measure of distraction from the totality of the thing, on the other hand eww.

Create your own Steve Bannon action figure by simply drawing two eyes & a mouth on some mouldy Spam. pic.twitter.com/vi58muYcmL

— Glenn (@Frackpong) August 18, 2017

OK there's like a whole bunch of blogs about people trying to figure out what tf to do with a whole chicken that comes in a can

It's fully cooked, just get to eating

And the can is just the right size to contain all of the subsequent vomit.

there is no can in the world big enough to contain all the subsequent vomit imo

"...curiously putrescent head, like John Goodman ate the contents of a smoke alarm..." - I See You on FB

https://retrorecipe.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/aspic.jpg

thx 4 new screen name

No, thank you.

steve bannon, fashion plate

I'm just here to point out that Steve Bannon once again wore two button downs, one over the other, in public. pic.twitter.com/PGvn5ziZgj

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) September 7, 2017

you really haven't gone full bannon until you've layered two collared shirts over a visible t-shirt pic.twitter.com/SLqCSj8apr

— Max Tani (@maxwelltani) September 7, 2017

Countdown to public sightings of Bannon wearing a duct-taped bath towel as a diaper.

shirts over shirts was my airplane trick

those aren't shirts they're flopsweat absorbers

Is it appropriate to refer to perspiration with a 90% alcohol content as 'sweat'?