Descriptions of Steve Bannon

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yeah I mean the sad eyes are still there

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 16:30 (seven years ago) link

He looks like he spends his downtime submerged in a vat of pickle brine.

Say, I Heard You Had a Quarrel With Your Best Girl (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 15 August 2017 16:36 (seven years ago) link

Someone forgot he was in crisper for months because he was obscured by all of the fresher things on top.

Evan, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 16:56 (seven years ago) link

he looks like he's thinking 'how come i never came up with donnie three-Ks?'

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 15 August 2017 16:56 (seven years ago) link

Jesus has everyone seen the pic of this guy covered in blood!

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Tuesday, 15 August 2017 16:57 (seven years ago) link

Just as Sta-Puft is composed of the foodstuff of which he's also the mascot, so too is Bannon the Cottage Cheese and Tapenade Man.

Say, I Heard You Had a Quarrel With Your Best Girl (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 13:58 (seven years ago) link

fan of robert kuttner http://prospect.org/article/steve-bannon-unrepentant

j., Thursday, 17 August 2017 00:06 (seven years ago) link

its amazing to me how people in trump world orbit think that democrats will do anything to help trump short of maybe pissing on him if he was on fire

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 17 August 2017 00:10 (seven years ago) link

Curtis heard the same stories of porn, drugs, and debauchery over and over again.

“Each person gave accounts that the house was used to film pornography, had a constant flow of men, women — and even children — at the house and that blatant drug use was occurring at all hours of the night and day,” Curtis said.

http://shareblue.com/steve-bannons-porn-and-meth-house-you-have-no-idea-what-kind-of-evil-stuff-went-on/#.WZWo2VE9ZpQ.twitter

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 17 August 2017 19:52 (seven years ago) link

Same sources close to Bannon have offered both accounts to me, @jeffzeleny, @Acosta over last 14 hours https://t.co/Y82q7a7yyT

— Jeremy Diamond (@JDiamond1) August 17, 2017

j., Thursday, 17 August 2017 20:29 (seven years ago) link

What

Treeship, Thursday, 17 August 2017 20:36 (seven years ago) link

someone on tumblr said "it looks like Steve Bannon has the suds" and when I googled what this might mean I almost died pic.twitter.com/k43EA4IVMV

— Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) August 16, 2017

frogbs, Thursday, 17 August 2017 20:38 (seven years ago) link

someone's decided to torpedo bannon finally then i guess?

licking the yellow Toad next to the teleporter (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 17 August 2017 20:39 (seven years ago) link

Is that story true? Did he cook meth and allow people to film porn in his house (presumably with drug addicts)? The article implies even worse stuff happened there... the word "evil" is repeated a bunch of times.

Treeship, Thursday, 17 August 2017 20:45 (seven years ago) link

Bannon does seem.... classically debauched, but still.

There is so much foreboding in that article.

Treeship, Thursday, 17 August 2017 20:47 (seven years ago) link

I don't think shareblue is a particularly good source. If it's true, someone else is bound to pick it up at some point.

Frederik B, Thursday, 17 August 2017 21:02 (seven years ago) link

it doesn't matter

Οὖτις, Thursday, 17 August 2017 21:07 (seven years ago) link

"the discarded skin-suit used by the alien from men in black" - seth meyers

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Friday, 18 August 2017 02:53 (seven years ago) link

Just say he look like Rosie o Donnell and move on with yr lives, damn

sleepingbag, Friday, 18 August 2017 03:34 (seven years ago) link

we've already got one deems dude, no need to cosplay as another

Neanderthal, Friday, 18 August 2017 04:39 (seven years ago) link

I even named Steve one of the Ten Worst Dressed Men in the World in the 2015 Mr. Stone’s International Best and Worst Dressed List.

http://dailycaller.com/2017/08/17/bannons-time-is-up/

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 18 August 2017 11:57 (seven years ago) link

"His departure may seem turbulent in the media, but inside it will be very smooth. He has no projects or responsibilities to hand off."

https://www.axios.com/white-house-review-nears-end-officials-expect-bannon-firing-2474443198.html

All part of the Sarkovian circus probs.

nashwan, Friday, 18 August 2017 16:02 (seven years ago) link

man he's going to throw so many bombs if he gets canned

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Friday, 18 August 2017 16:03 (seven years ago) link

let the bomb-throwing commence :)

reggie (qualmsley), Friday, 18 August 2017 17:40 (seven years ago) link

Shaved Garfield Without Garfield

Say, I Heard You Had a Quarrel With Your Best Girl (Old Lunch), Friday, 18 August 2017 19:16 (seven years ago) link

is that bannon meth porn story true? seriously weird. the mention of bank of ireland had me googling to find out the connection, apparently his ex-wife is from limerick, where my parents are from. a former "rose of tralee" - a sort of "miss ireland" contest as parodied in the comedy show father ted's "lovely girls" event.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 18 August 2017 20:18 (seven years ago) link

sorry just saw the suggestion it may not be true. the site did look iffy.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Friday, 18 August 2017 20:19 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5Wpn3dFrEs

Bannon is gone
I hope he's drifting out to sea
He always loved to swim away
Maybe he'll find an island
With a shaded tree
Just like the one in our backyard

clemenza, Saturday, 19 August 2017 01:19 (seven years ago) link

“The Trump presidency that we fought for, and won, is over,” Bannon said Friday, shortly after confirming his departure. “We still have a huge movement, and we will make something of this Trump presidency. But that presidency is over. It’ll be something else. And there’ll be all kinds of fights, and there’ll be good days and bad days, but that presidency is over.”

http://www.weeklystandard.com/bannon-the-trump-presidency-that-we-fought-for-and-won-is-over./article/2009355

reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 19 August 2017 03:02 (seven years ago) link

Breitbart's war on the Trump administration, carried out in the name of "Trumpism," will be quite a thinf.

Treeship, Saturday, 19 August 2017 04:42 (seven years ago) link

A thing even.

Treeship, Saturday, 19 August 2017 04:46 (seven years ago) link

bannon's huge movement

licking the yellow Toad next to the teleporter (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 19 August 2017 06:43 (seven years ago) link

he looks like the coroner of Margaritaville

— Jake Currie (@jakecurrie) January 30, 2017

rock and roll tucci coo (voodoo chili), Saturday, 19 August 2017 12:37 (seven years ago) link

pouring one out for Steve Bannon pic.twitter.com/Rqeozyej7D

— Clifford Vickrey (@cliffordvickrey) August 19, 2017

licking the yellow Toad next to the teleporter (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 19 August 2017 15:39 (seven years ago) link

Not sure if I'd be more or less disgusted without the miscellaneous black dots on the left leg. On the one hand they offer a measure of distraction from the totality of the thing, on the other hand eww.

tsrobodo, Saturday, 19 August 2017 22:43 (seven years ago) link

Create your own Steve Bannon action figure by simply drawing two eyes & a mouth on some mouldy Spam. pic.twitter.com/vi58muYcmL

— Glenn (@Frackpong) August 18, 2017

めんどくさかった (Matt #2), Sunday, 20 August 2017 13:08 (seven years ago) link

OK there's like a whole bunch of blogs about people trying to figure out what tf to do with a whole chicken that comes in a can

As an ilxor, I am uncompromising (El Tomboto), Sunday, 20 August 2017 23:19 (seven years ago) link

It's fully cooked, just get to eating

badg, Monday, 21 August 2017 00:36 (seven years ago) link

And the can is just the right size to contain all of the subsequent vomit.

Say, I Heard You Had a Quarrel With Your Best Girl (Old Lunch), Monday, 21 August 2017 03:20 (seven years ago) link

there is no can in the world big enough to contain all the subsequent vomit imo

licking the yellow Toad next to the teleporter (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 21 August 2017 08:37 (seven years ago) link

"...curiously putrescent head, like John Goodman ate the contents of a smoke alarm..." - I See You on FB

gyac, Monday, 21 August 2017 19:08 (seven years ago) link

thx 4 new screen name

frankfurters take on new glamour in this gleaming aspic (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 21 August 2017 19:30 (seven years ago) link

No, thank you.

Gravy Zebra (Old Lunch), Monday, 21 August 2017 19:56 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

steve bannon, fashion plate

I'm just here to point out that Steve Bannon once again wore two button downs, one over the other, in public. pic.twitter.com/PGvn5ziZgj

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) September 7, 2017

Wesley Shackleton explained "look at that beast." (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 7 September 2017 15:52 (seven years ago) link

you really haven't gone full bannon until you've layered two collared shirts over a visible t-shirt pic.twitter.com/SLqCSj8apr

— Max Tani (@maxwelltani) September 7, 2017

Wesley Shackleton explained "look at that beast." (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 7 September 2017 15:53 (seven years ago) link

Countdown to public sightings of Bannon wearing a duct-taped bath towel as a diaper.

Higgs Bosom (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 September 2017 15:58 (seven years ago) link

shirts over shirts was my airplane trick

chinavision!, Thursday, 7 September 2017 16:28 (seven years ago) link

those aren't shirts they're flopsweat absorbers

Οὖτις, Thursday, 7 September 2017 17:08 (seven years ago) link

Is it appropriate to refer to perspiration with a 90% alcohol content as 'sweat'?

Higgs Bosom (Old Lunch), Thursday, 7 September 2017 17:17 (seven years ago) link


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