local businesses with horribly formed "names"

hahaha kinder i was thinking the same thing

local businesses with horribly formed "desserts"

"Know Better" Realty here in Calgary - which works on one level, and is a terrible name for a business on at least two others.

i prefer cartesian (cup, cakes)

http://i.imgur.com/sbkVlVe.jpg

local Pierogi business

Little Polish DUMPLINGS!.

the fuck?

DUMPLINGS!

Sorry, been awhile since I've stumbled across a macro.

brownie does that sign say Garfield Heights? I just want to make sure I never accidentally buy something from them.

Yes, Dave's Supermarket sells them.

This diving club (funny at first but they can't be the only ones, it's too obvious) : http://scubalibre.be/

Another daycare center: Little Steps 2 Paradise. I mean...what is that even about?

lol @ Marquis De Sod, that is quality

Another daycare center: Little Steps 2 Paradise. I mean...what is that even about?

Are they next door to Soapy's Choice?

After careful consideration, I think no business subsequently cited can outdo the very first name in this thread: Dog Barfs.

Just posted on IG by a friend of mine who is vacationing

http://i.imgur.com/SpE8PBF.jpg

I just went through Scholes on the bus and noticed a takeaway called 'Wok Ever'

just saw "vape cod." so basic and inevitable but so good.

I was also very close to 'Guns and Roses' in Dewsbury, which sells guns and also flowers. But the bus went the other way

new post-retirement small business idea: Buns N' Dosas

[redacted] started Num Nuts in her Minnesota kitchen. Her passion for cooking and love of simple, healthy foods led her to try roasting her own nuts at home. She experimented with many recipes to find one that she and her kids would like. Unfortunately, most all of the recipes resulted in nuts that were too sweet or too salty or simply unhealthy. Over time she developed a unique recipe and roasting technique that delivered just the right amount of sweetness and saltiness and allowed the delicious flavors of the nuts to shine through.

What she didn't expect was the reaction she would get from others. When she'd bring a bowl of her nuts to a party, the reaction was always the same: "Wow, these are really good nuts! I can't stop eating them!" Requests started flowing in, and [redacted] began to think that it would be fun and fulfilling to start making her nuts available commercially.

http://www.numnuts.biz/

from my testes kitchen to you

some kind of pet grooming place here called

"sBarkles"

drives me batty everytime i see it

Assuming it's intended to be read the way I'm reading it: NDUTIME

I really hope Leader's of Tomorrow is just a typo. I really do.

Also came across a business name with the acronym SFTU this morning. Close enough.

https://www.radicalray.com/ (that's not the name - go into the link to see the name, I just can't)

That is brilliant.

Not quite as good but we have a chain of dry cleaners called https://browngouge.com.au/

Haha I guess I'm so used to Brown Gouge now I never gave it any thought but yeah when I first moved to Melb I did side-eye it.

Though it does remind me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoACQCJWx10

In Renfrew, near the Renfrew Ferry.

https://lds.localdataimages.com/large/2358/23588780.jpg

oh that's good

THE GREATFULL BREAD SANDWICH SHOP. Warwick, RI

Very Shoes, Napoli

https://www.google.com/maps/uv?hl=en&pb=!1s0x133b080bda134c65%3A0xdcaf4b3ac11cc716!2m22!2m2!1i80!2i80!3m1!2i20!16m16!1b1!2m2!1m1!1e1!2m2!1m1!1e3!2m2!1m1!1e5!2m2!1m1!1e4!2m2!1m1!1e6!3m1!7e115!4shttps%3A%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipPAU7EkN-5K1vlTeOmjRPGEjEtFHuLKVn8hKSvf%3Dw90-h160-k-no!5svery%20shoes%20napoli%20-%20Google%20Search&imagekey=!1e2!2sJSolV2WLNol6NKY3mwJf6w&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjTtNfGpMTgAhUCXSsKHW3dC7cQoiowEHoECAYQBg

wow

Not Very Shoes

'Going To The Dogs' Dog Grooming

https://goo.gl/maps/KK1Fv7SEeWu

Yes, it has 'dog' in the name. But doesn't the saying imply that the shop is getting shitter? Also incorrect if just taken literally, if anything the dogs should be going there.

Maybe the dogs do the grooming?

we have a new furniture place around here called Cost Plus Furniture. i don't like it. you'll pay for it...and then some more? it will cost you.

I cycle past this coach every day, their name isn't even a pun, it's an abomination.

http://www.milkentravel.com/images/headerlogo.jpg

Pick me up a pint of semi-skimmed and a week in the Algarve, please.

food cart in my town called "STFU & NOM" - yeah, I'll pass

It's bad enough that one of our biggest national restaurant chains is called "EAT."

Well, ok then. It doesn't have a bad pun or double entendre. I just hate it.

https://i.imgur.com/OtlyBkX.png

I hate "names" that are URLs. I hate the imperative phrasing of it. I hate the personal "my" aspect.

I don't even like the catfish wearing a hat with a hook on it.

Pacha Soap - Dirty Hippy

https://cdn-cosmos.bluesoft.com.br/products/813723011334

Which of these is more offensive to ILXors in terms of name formation?

https://www.mywineguy.com.au/
https://www.yourgrocer.com.au/

I'm not crazy about either of them, since their both assigning "ownership" to the consumer.

But mywineguy is gets extra demerits for bad grammar and intent since it isn't as clear whose "wine guy" were talking about here. Is it me, when I type "my wine guy" into the browser? Or is the owner of the URL?

Or is it Mary Wells?

OMG, "since they're both assigning..."

I hate grammar threads!