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jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 August 2017 19:19 (eight years ago)

I think if you can get that resolution to create a recognizable anus then there is no need to increase it.

― Evan, Monday, August 14, 2017

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 14 August 2017 18:07 (eight years ago)

Vagina is a non effort.

― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 14:10 (forty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 14:53 (eight years ago)

Left myself wide open tbf

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 15:15 (eight years ago)

If you can spread the crack, a tooth pick is good for getting your glue down in the separation.

...
― earlnash, Sunday, August 27, 2017

El Tomboto, Monday, 28 August 2017 00:01 (eight years ago)

the bottom's where all the good chewy goodness is

― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 27 August 2017 21:10 (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

frankfurters take on new glamour in this gleaming aspic (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 16:22 (eight years ago)

lol i cant even remember the context

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 16:55 (eight years ago)

good news is that it looks like jose is going to end up just dying slowly while chilling out in the atlantic!

― Karl Malone, Sunday, 10 September 2017 03:25 (thirteen seconds ago) Permalink

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Sunday, 10 September 2017 03:25 (eight years ago)

sarah mclachlan is extremely cool imo

― ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Wednesday, September 13, 2017 2:01 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I still like the My Dick album

― more Allegro-like (Turrican), Wednesday, September 13, 2017 2:02 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Scott Staph (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:20 (eight years ago)

Space porn requires patience.

― Special Egyptian Guest Star (Sanpaku), Saturday, September 16, 2017 1:25 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

El Tomboto, Sunday, 17 September 2017 18:31 (eight years ago)

*Axl Rose whistle*

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 September 2017 02:49 (eight years ago)

Squash my ass.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 29 September 2017 16:01 (seven seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mr. Eulon Mask, urging the UN to ban the "homicide robot" (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 September 2017 16:02 (eight years ago)

https://media.tenor.com/images/175f14bf0f9aa79864d6e603680799e2/tenor.gif

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 29 September 2017 16:07 (eight years ago)

aww, lookit that li'l scamp

Mr. Eulon Mask, urging the UN to ban the "homicide robot" (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 September 2017 16:11 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

If they do it with Bradley Walsh every week I'm all in.

― nashwan, Thursday, November 9, 2017 3:45 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Thursday, 9 November 2017 21:00 (eight years ago)

such an impressive asshole ;_;

― imago, Thursday, 9 November 2017 18:28 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

drinkmaster sealcup at yr service (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 November 2017 21:18 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

Whitney do you know any schooltechers

― brimstead, Thursday, 14 December 2017 19:35 (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sonnet by a wite kid, "On Æolian Grief" (wins), Thursday, 14 December 2017 19:59 (eight years ago)

keep your friends close, and lick your enemy's butthole

― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, December 21, 2017 5:43 PM

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 21 December 2017 19:28 (eight years ago)

not sure the context would have helped much tbf

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 December 2017 21:17 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

*high*

― daavid, Thursday, January 25, 2018 10:53 AM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(the blues version in his Broadway show) (crüt), Thursday, 25 January 2018 15:58 (eight years ago)

lol @ wales

― Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 26 January 2018 16:39 (twenty-six seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i,CloudiOS (darraghmac), Friday, 26 January 2018 16:40 (eight years ago)

two weeks pass...

I do have that nasty oozing rash all over my ass...

― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, January 23, 2009 10:47 PM (nine years ago)

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 February 2018 04:52 (eight years ago)

O_o

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 February 2018 04:55 (eight years ago)

When I saw that I couldn't resist.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:05 (eight years ago)

out of context and out of decade too

Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:06 (eight years ago)

A brief perusal of old Ask A Drunk threads would no doubt yield a cornucopia of context-free quotes useful for VG's revenge, should she wish such.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:27 (eight years ago)

i feel v attacked lol

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:37 (eight years ago)

three weeks pass...

'GREAT ASS' wins.
― That one guy that quit, Sunday, 8 April 2007 18:01 (ten years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 March 2018 09:43 (eight years ago)

😌

scotti pruitti (wins), Thursday, 8 March 2018 10:35 (eight years ago)

cock to one side

― flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, March 8, 2018 2:40 PM (twenty-one seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

F# A# (∞), Thursday, 8 March 2018 22:44 (eight years ago)

Take that to the male fashion thread.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 March 2018 22:45 (eight years ago)

its ok he was dressing up not dressing download

things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 March 2018 22:46 (eight years ago)

there are a WHOLE lotta Micks.

― scott seward, Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:08 (six hours ago) Permalink

sleepingbag, Thursday, 8 March 2018 23:13 (eight years ago)

If there’s one thing we don’t have time for it’s embouchures and finger holes

― valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:20 (twelve minutes ago) Permalink

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:33 (eight years ago)

one month passes...

"Loneliness" isn't the game i'm thinking of, it turns out

― songs by bands by Sondheim (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, April 24, 2018 7:25 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:36 (eight years ago)

:D :/ :D

songs by bands by Sondheim (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:39 (eight years ago)

;_;

( ;-) )

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:43 (eight years ago)

this week i'm on a rollercoaster too stupid/boring for even me to post about it

songs by bands by Sondheim (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:45 (eight years ago)

three weeks pass...

It's in there, it's just very small.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, May 16, 2018 7:03 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 May 2018 01:27 (eight years ago)

Lol

albvivertine, Thursday, 17 May 2018 01:50 (eight years ago)

flappy bird wrote this on thread Things You Just Don't Care About on board I Love Everything on 24-May-2018

me too

Elonio Grimesci (wins), Thursday, 24 May 2018 16:36 (eight years ago)

two weeks pass...

the wc is the prism through which the whole of humankind can and indeed must be understood

― ogmor, Sunday, June 10, 2018 10:01 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

F# A# (∞), Sunday, 10 June 2018 18:50 (seven years ago)

i definitely say "yessed out" a lot

flappy bird, Sunday, 10 June 2018 20:31 (seven years ago)

two months pass...

jesus christ posts you had second and third and fourth thought about posting to 'ilx quoted out of context'

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 13 August 2018 20:22 (seven years ago)

I think i have historically had at least five whenever i checked in

― Trϵϵship, Friday, August 17, 2018 2:40 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 17 August 2018 21:42 (seven years ago)

i found a frog to eternally tongue fuck me within 20 seconds of starting

― Karl Malone, Thursday, August 23, 2018 10:40 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nhex, Friday, 24 August 2018 02:50 (seven years ago)

two months pass...

i was absolutely horrified to find myself touched

― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Monday, October 29, 2018 4:29 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

F# A# (∞), Monday, 29 October 2018 23:51 (seven years ago)

three months pass...

My fault will. I should have known you weren’t saying that the historically black and latino bronx was like 8chan and the majority asian flushing was like reddit, even if there are a few dungeons here and there, because tjat would have been super racist and out of character.

― Trϵϵship, Wednesday, February 27, 2019 10:51 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:10 (seven years ago)

lmao

flopson, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:22 (seven years ago)

right. under socialism, there wouldn't really be a concept of own's "own" urine anyway.

― Trϵϵship, Monday, February 11, 2019 10:42 PM (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

flappy bird, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:11 (seven years ago)


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