also who knew samurai swords were so reasonably-priced
― the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:19 (eight years ago)
Austerity Britain.
― weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:23 (eight years ago)
you used to be able to kick a ball-gag in the street
― the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:25 (eight years ago)
is this england? idk. who cares
update from the local: an auld lad has taken €100 bets he can fit through a bar stool pic.twitter.com/Yk1tzbXQr5— Thomas (@heytk_) August 14, 2017
― 龜, Monday, 14 August 2017 16:52 (eight years ago)
The bet is in Euros so Ireland.
― Wewlay Bewlay (Tom D.), Monday, 14 August 2017 16:58 (eight years ago)
Idk where it is I'd take that bet in a heartbeat
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 14 August 2017 17:04 (eight years ago)
yeah, that's easy money right there
― for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 14 August 2017 17:04 (eight years ago)
oh really
what a man pic.twitter.com/bOb6t9HVW9— Thomas (@heytk_) August 14, 2017
― Number None, Monday, 14 August 2017 20:02 (eight years ago)
fuck
― for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 14 August 2017 20:05 (eight years ago)
lergend
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 14 August 2017 20:10 (eight years ago)
I don't need to look at anything else but his face to let you know that's an irishman
― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Monday, 14 August 2017 20:13 (eight years ago)
LOL
― Wewlay Bewlay (Tom D.), Monday, 14 August 2017 20:16 (eight years ago)
posts like that make me proud to be 2nd gen Irish debris
― calzino, Monday, 14 August 2017 20:28 (eight years ago)
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/bc/2b/2d/bc2b2d449d3924f934e61b548b496e77.jpg
― thirst trap your hare (DJ Mencap), Monday, 14 August 2017 22:17 (eight years ago)
A+
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 00:09 (eight years ago)
Ireland reliably one of england's most idiosyncratic counties
― The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 15 August 2017 09:00 (eight years ago)
https://manchesterestatepubs.wordpress.com/
I know even the faintest whiff of northern sentimentality can cause ilxor noses to wrinkle but some of you might like this. I also see mike leigh has put a call out for 'authentic northern faces' for his peterloo film
― ogmor, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 14:09 (eight years ago)
This is doing the rounds on Twitter at the moment, from a listing on Rightmove and oh dear.
― Matt DC, Friday, 25 August 2017 14:21 (eight years ago)
"motivated seller"
― Neves Say Neves Again (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 August 2017 14:23 (eight years ago)
on the plus side, i imagine that's knocked a chunk of the asking price
― frankfurters take on new glamour in this gleaming aspic (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 25 August 2017 14:24 (eight years ago)
I once lived in an upstairs flat above a known sex-offender. The local hoodlums used to kick their football against his door and someone daubed "sex-case" on it. I'm sure glad they knew the side door belongs to the upstairs flat!
― calzino, Friday, 25 August 2017 14:27 (eight years ago)
Rightmove have now removed the photo from the original listing, as if it hadn't occurred to anyone first time round that it might be a little offputting to prospective buyers.
― Matt DC, Friday, 25 August 2017 14:28 (eight years ago)
http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/02/lib-dem-council-candidate-sent-labour-rival-explicit-photo-of-him-dressed-as-mouse-6897641/?ito=twitter
― Dan Worsley, Monday, 4 September 2017 19:26 (eight years ago)
Great little haul here
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 00:21 (eight years ago)
http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/15528032.Priest_given_community_order_for_using_dead_woman_s_disabled_badge_to_park_his_car/
This one had me at the dog's name.
― めんどくさかった (Matt #2), Saturday, 16 September 2017 09:56 (eight years ago)
amazing
― kinder, Saturday, 16 September 2017 10:37 (eight years ago)
The court heard he has no connection to the Church of England and regularly travels to Moldova.
There is little on earth more suspicious than a 63-year-old fake priest who regularly travels to Moldova.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 16 September 2017 11:24 (eight years ago)
http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/gran-catapulted-wall-defective-pontins-505360
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 20 September 2017 19:50 (eight years ago)
that sounds pretty shit and the fire alarm situation is worrying but lol @ those "damning" photos
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 20 September 2017 22:36 (eight years ago)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DKQAVqrW4AAonT2.jpg
― thirst trap your hare (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 23 September 2017 21:27 (eight years ago)
can't wait for their baked rabbit and soused herrings ecigs!
― calzino, Saturday, 23 September 2017 21:47 (eight years ago)
Other flavours include:
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 23 September 2017 21:51 (eight years ago)
http://brightcove04.o.brightcove.com/4221396001/4221396001_5181253188001_5181244722001-vs.jpg?pubId=4221396001&videoId=5181244722001
― be the cringe you want to see in the world (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 September 2017 18:55 (eight years ago)
lol. the realest
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 24 September 2017 19:01 (eight years ago)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/magazine-41361662/i-want-to-get-rid-of-my-polish-accent
― The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Sunday, 24 September 2017 19:25 (eight years ago)
That's my local high street, which isn't hugely surprising.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 24 September 2017 19:30 (eight years ago)
Judging by this thread England post brexit vote is getting realer by the Pound
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 24 September 2017 20:14 (eight years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-sNCfAo2Es
― calzino, Sunday, 24 September 2017 21:08 (eight years ago)
Fucking Thanet.
― kraudive, Sunday, 24 September 2017 21:32 (eight years ago)
Forbidden Thanet!
― kim jong deal (suzy), Monday, 25 September 2017 12:05 (eight years ago)
700 years of broken britain:
Reginald de Freestone had his head caved in 1322 by William de “Grymesby” for drunkenly loitering outside his shop at night w 11 companions.— Medieval Death Bot (@DeathMedieval) September 30, 2017
― mark s, Saturday, 30 September 2017 11:43 (eight years ago)
17 degrees outside and the bus heating turned up to "bake"
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 30 September 2017 12:09 (eight years ago)
http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/news/leicester-news/watch-silver-man-who-swore-471676
― thirst trap your hare (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 8 October 2017 12:40 (eight years ago)
not traditional real england fodder but i'm still haunted by this story from time to time.
In his suicide note, Mr McRae wrote: "I believe I was not an evil man until the balance of my mind was disturbed by the fact that there is a patch of Japanese knotweed which has been growing over our boundary fence on the Rowley Regis Golf Course.
It's like something out of one of Roald Dahl's uncanny stories. I keep thinking about the time he first spotted the knotweed, crouching down to get a better look and tugging at it in an initially puzzled fashion.
― Fizzles, Sunday, 8 October 2017 19:51 (eight years ago)
Damn son.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 8 October 2017 19:54 (eight years ago)
inventive excuse for murdering somebody
― pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 October 2017 19:55 (eight years ago)
why go into all that when you're going to off yourself anyway though?
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 8 October 2017 19:59 (eight years ago)
well now i'm gonna be haunted by that now too, fucking hellit's like the start of a junji ito story
― ATTACK MY RUSTY TOOLBOX (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 8 October 2017 20:36 (eight years ago)
or an emo ji story😀🌱😟🌿😠🤔✍️📫🕰🌿🌱🌿😡✍️📫📆🌿🌱🌿🌱🌱🌿😱👹☠️
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 8 October 2017 22:13 (eight years ago)
You can spray, or inject, herbicides into its stem, but this takes six months so you'll have to be patient. And rich, too - this can cost £1,500 for just a small patch of the weedIt has really a wide-ranging root system, which can extend up to 3m in depth and 7m in all directions. These can pose a serious threat to construction works and have devastating consequences to building foundations and drains.If you are found to be failing to stop the spread of the plant, you can be issued with an Antisocial Behaviour Order - yes, an ASBO. Under these orders, you could be fined up to £2,500.
Japanese Knotweed doesn't fuck about!
― calzino, Sunday, 8 October 2017 22:45 (eight years ago)