why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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You mean like in The Office, and Superstore, and every TV sitcom ever, but actually never in real life?

Bnad, Thursday, 20 July 2017 13:38 (eight years ago)

there is no difference between TV and reality

akm, Thursday, 20 July 2017 13:45 (eight years ago)

a supervisor made my co-worker cry a couple weeks ago, for good reason not in an abusive boss way, and that night she posted this to her instagram
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ec/48/15/ec481541e742498056ee0b2e7efae9c2--unbroken-quotes-feeling-down-quotes.jpg

assawoman bay (harbl), Saturday, 22 July 2017 01:01 (eight years ago)

i mean the criticism was needed, not the crying. the crying was unnecessary.

assawoman bay (harbl), Saturday, 22 July 2017 01:01 (eight years ago)

"I still get very high

leave your emu at the door (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 22 July 2017 11:51 (eight years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/5cZX6Fh.jpg

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 25 July 2017 02:55 (eight years ago)

dying is truly a notable regret

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 25 July 2017 02:56 (eight years ago)

I almost posted the IKEA / spatial awareness one from the same list, but held off because I found it on imgur on and I want to be pure

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 25 July 2017 02:59 (eight years ago)

purity overrated

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Tuesday, 25 July 2017 13:20 (eight years ago)

*citation needed

crazed with patience (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 09:38 (eight years ago)

Okay, but can we still say that women don't like sports?

okapi paste (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 10:51 (eight years ago)

Try saying it and see.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 16:46 (eight years ago)

WHOA

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 28 July 2017 20:20 (eight years ago)

Seems like you could put almost anything in place of butterflies there.

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Friday, 28 July 2017 20:21 (eight years ago)

(out of deference to - and lack of understanding of - Thomism I decided not to say 'everything')

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Friday, 28 July 2017 20:23 (eight years ago)

Without butterflies, there'd be no parasitic butterfly wasps.

jmm, Friday, 28 July 2017 20:31 (eight years ago)

this meme really changed how I thought about the vague concept of change

qualx, Friday, 28 July 2017 22:44 (eight years ago)

before I wanted everything to stay the same, now I don't want that any more

qualx, Friday, 28 July 2017 22:45 (eight years ago)

My teenage niece has a wall decal that says "Nothing happens if you stay in your room."

My wife looked at it for a second and said, "Wow, that sounds really nice! "

okapi paste (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 28 July 2017 22:59 (eight years ago)

hahahaha

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 28 July 2017 23:13 (eight years ago)

lol

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 28 July 2017 23:19 (eight years ago)

no matter how much things change the more they stay the same butterflies

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 28 July 2017 23:20 (eight years ago)

If nothing ever changed there would always be the exact number of butterflies that there are at the moment.

AlanSmithee, Saturday, 29 July 2017 10:51 (eight years ago)

YMP's wife otm

mh, Saturday, 29 July 2017 16:54 (eight years ago)

Oh. Let's try again.

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/20479945_1215540148549963_8299353069277516646_n.jpg

Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 3 August 2017 15:09 (eight years ago)

Well. What you're missing is a sort of sickly sweet cartoon picture of a sort of village made out of mushrooms in which the mushrooms are sort of turned into quaint belle epoque houses, with strings of little lights all over. All this happening within a dark forest, and a caption in quirky olde-time font reading: 'For every encounter I have today, I will choose to see the positive side'.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 3 August 2017 15:11 (eight years ago)

Let's see if this one works:

https://scontent-lht6-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/20292836_324200201339057_8952533203310480288_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=f8997775700c2325a5ee9e0c5485416b&oe=59FFC69B

Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 3 August 2017 15:13 (eight years ago)

mushroom link here (will probably expire sometime, apologies to the future)

https://goo.gl/images/Tb71eg

google image search result links to images on pinterest are the worst. first they only link to the set, not the image and secondly pinterest throws up a 'login to see more' thing when you scroll down.

koogs, Thursday, 3 August 2017 15:19 (eight years ago)

mopping a murderer

kinder, Thursday, 3 August 2017 16:53 (eight years ago)

^ I'm still trying to work out if that's a fake one done up by someone who knows what they're doing

Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 3 August 2017 19:55 (eight years ago)

You can just Google search the image and link to a different site

http://cdn.quotesgram.com/img/30/85/451942336-57f85d3d7efb67a780e5bce12d36abae.jpg

groovypanda, Thursday, 3 August 2017 20:43 (eight years ago)

the positive side of genocide

Neanderthal, Friday, 4 August 2017 00:44 (eight years ago)

that mushroom picture is super creepy Jim Woodring-esque way imo

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/cd/2c/af/cd2caf11c83eef6ce379ee4491a1339e--graphic-art-jim-orourke.jpg

soref, Saturday, 5 August 2017 10:57 (eight years ago)

How did they know I was friends with the Mooch?

Moodles, Sunday, 6 August 2017 19:51 (eight years ago)

The pitfalls of being bffs with Regan MacNeil

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 6 August 2017 19:54 (eight years ago)

^lies, it was Christopher Marlowe

JRN, Tuesday, 8 August 2017 01:11 (eight years ago)

http://inspirobot.me/

http://generated.inspirobot.me/066/aXm8164xjU.jpg

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 14 August 2017 11:25 (eight years ago)

No snapchat. No fidget spinners. Sounds like shit.

billstevejim, Sunday, 20 August 2017 19:07 (eight years ago)

I know there were rich and poor, but not nearly so wide a discrepancy and the rich were expected to distribute gifts among their group. Tbr there was also a "sense of possession". I greatly doubt there was no hunger. The other claims seem valid enough, but kind of lopsided.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 20 August 2017 19:26 (eight years ago)

I greatly doubt there was no hunger

bleedin' 'eck i'm starvin' when's dinner?

angelo irishagreementi (ledge), Sunday, 20 August 2017 19:32 (eight years ago)

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/02/7d/20/027d207fc1683d927dbf1b0eaff18448.jpg

Not true if you're clinging to a window ledge. Just sayin.

Tone-Locrian (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 21 August 2017 15:21 (eight years ago)

The "secret to happiness"? Really? Are we speaking about the same Buddha whose first Noble Truth was "existance is suffering"?

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 22 August 2017 16:19 (eight years ago)

maybe it's not Buddha as in Gautauma, but a Big Lebowski type cult figure that goes by "The Buddha"

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 22 August 2017 16:24 (eight years ago)


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