brexit negging when yr mandate is is trash: or further chronicles of a garbage-fire

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That's a bad metaphor.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 22:07 (eight years ago)

The line is corny af to begin with but I can appreciate it wouldn't be easy for someone outside the UK to pick up on quite how wince-inducing it is in the context of authentocrat pandering to imagined working class cliches, cultural gentrification, the intersection of 'Cool Britannia' jingoism and Skinner / Baddiel's ironic xenophobia / misogyny, etc, etc.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 22:24 (eight years ago)

Possibly it wasn't a line designed to appeal to the enormous voting tranche of ilxors

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 22:26 (eight years ago)

If you puked up at Blair banging on about the People's Princess, this is similarly mawkish, like a warm-up for Diana-based speech chunder.

kim jong deal (suzy), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 22:30 (eight years ago)

Its good craft...yet loathsome. Its nice that someone can hold two opinions like this. Very progressive and open to things, our Fred.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 22:31 (eight years ago)

The irony is that xyzzzz is mainly just butthurt because I pointed out he knew nothing about French politics, yet insisted on his right to have extremely bad takes.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 22:36 (eight years ago)

Just a giant pile of pointless puke, our xyzzz.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 22:38 (eight years ago)

Praying for Denmark rn.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 22:41 (eight years ago)

Lol, I bet you don't even know what country Denmark is.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 22:44 (eight years ago)

Haven't seen a Danish attack on the English left like this since [history reference][football reference]

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 22:45 (eight years ago)

That's a bad metaphor.

Explain.

weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 22:46 (eight years ago)

What are you an expert in now? The English language or violin bows?

weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 22:48 (eight years ago)

He just has complex thoughts.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 22:49 (eight years ago)

to defend fred on one thing, "another string to your bow" IS a bad metaphor

mark s, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 22:56 (eight years ago)

Also it's archery, nothing to do with violins, so Fred wins all round.

weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 22:57 (eight years ago)

Haven't seen a Danish attack on the English left like this since [history reference][football reference]

― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), 20. juli 2017 00:45 (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I wonder if the British ever wrote about this, but Stephen Kinnock was a prügelknabe for years over here. Apparently, his marriage to former Danish prime minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt was a sham tax marriage, and really he is gay.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 22:58 (eight years ago)

Also, to be fair to Fred (again!), he was invited on to this thread (sort of) to discuss responses to Cool Britannia from outside the UK.

weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Wednesday, 19 July 2017 23:01 (eight years ago)

Further chronicles of a garbage-fire indeed

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 23:20 (eight years ago)

Thanks to Brexit we're all in the prügelknabe now.

nashwan, Wednesday, 19 July 2017 23:42 (eight years ago)

Its good craft...yet loathsome. Its nice that someone can hold two opinions like this. Very progressive and open to things, our Fred.

How is that two opinions? Politically abhorrent ideology can be finely crafted, surely no one questions that? #readsomefuckinggoebbels

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 20 July 2017 10:15 (eight years ago)

fred spilling the hot tea on kinnock jr

he tasted like mouth (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 July 2017 10:22 (eight years ago)

Maybe this Goebbels guy was ok but forget Blur and OCS. Non-starter. xp

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 20 July 2017 10:25 (eight years ago)

Haven't seen a Danish attack on the English left like this since [history reference][football reference]

― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), 20. juli 2017 00:45 (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Deep cut for the headz- remember Keith Curle being made to look like a park player by the Danish left wing back in euro 92

The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 20 July 2017 10:51 (eight years ago)

i know he's quite teasable but can we not turn every fucking thread into the julio deliberately misreads fred for spiteful jollies show plz

mark s, Thursday, 20 July 2017 10:53 (eight years ago)

I was thinking more of Sweyn Forkbeard but that'll do.

weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Thursday, 20 July 2017 10:53 (eight years ago)

(xp)

weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Thursday, 20 July 2017 10:54 (eight years ago)

https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/e368274993fb35fff44e4296e97c3f066acb4ceb/0_86_4367_2620/master/4367.jpg

Liam Fox has said a post-Brexit free trade deal with the EU should be the “easiest in human history”, but insisted that the UK could survive without one.

However, he went on to concede that securing a deal would probably not be easy in practice. “The only reason that we wouldn’t come to a free and open agreement is because politics gets in the way of economics,” Fox said.

Have faith o ye in the Fox

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 20 July 2017 10:59 (eight years ago)

Deep cut for the headz- remember Keith Curle being made to look like a park player by the Danish left wing back in euro 92

― The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), 20. juli 2017 12:51 (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yup. 8) 25 years ago this year. How many years of hurt is it you guys have now?

Frederik B, Thursday, 20 July 2017 11:02 (eight years ago)

Ask Blair I guess

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 July 2017 11:02 (eight years ago)

W.....wait a sec

Blair

B.....

............

:O

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 July 2017 11:03 (eight years ago)

Mark - its only a couple of threads. Fred is being spiteful too.

But ok I'm out.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 20 July 2017 11:06 (eight years ago)

aw, it's always fun watching j00lz be spiteful to other people, but you never know when it'll be your turn

imago, Thursday, 20 July 2017 11:09 (eight years ago)

For the record its just you and Fred.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 20 July 2017 11:18 (eight years ago)

You can't spell 'spite' without St Pie.

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Thursday, 20 July 2017 11:30 (eight years ago)

never forget the 2002 round of 16 peeps

nxd, Thursday, 20 July 2017 11:39 (eight years ago)

you clown 16 peeps
what do you get?
useless facts
from the respectable left

Frederik B, Thursday, 20 July 2017 11:48 (eight years ago)

is john mct actually good. discus

||||||||, Thursday, 20 July 2017 12:13 (eight years ago)

predator and die hard are all-time, not arsed about the rest

he tasted like mouth (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 July 2017 12:16 (eight years ago)

Last Action Hero is well under-rated

over-the-counter sexual-harassment products (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 July 2017 13:06 (eight years ago)

'the last action hero is underrated' has been a thing for so long that i think it's now actually over-rated tbh

he tasted like mouth (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 July 2017 13:09 (eight years ago)

Like everything else, you just have to choose the correct criticism for you target audience

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 July 2017 13:11 (eight years ago)

I got Last Action Hero mixed up with The Last Boy Scout. Turns out they were both written by the same guy.

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 20 July 2017 13:27 (eight years ago)

It didn't turn out that way, he meant it

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Thursday, 20 July 2017 13:30 (eight years ago)

last boy scout is great

why not enjoy it as half of a shane black double-bill alongside kiss kiss bang bang

he tasted like mouth (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 20 July 2017 13:34 (eight years ago)

politics gets in the way of economics,” Fox said

politics gets in the way of economics,” Fox said

politics gets in the way of economics,” Fox said

politics gets in the way of economics,” Fox said

glumdalclitch, Thursday, 20 July 2017 13:36 (eight years ago)

he's right there. it's one of varoufakis' main talking points also

ogmor, Thursday, 20 July 2017 13:40 (eight years ago)

just like human rights in the way of capitalism, RIGHT COMMUTERS?

nashwan, Thursday, 20 July 2017 13:54 (eight years ago)

Yeah I'm guessing that when Varoufakis says it the meaning is very different from when Liam Fox says it.

glumdalclitch, Thursday, 20 July 2017 14:08 (eight years ago)

Last Action Hero is the Liam Fox of films, in that I'm constantly puzzled by the high regard he gets from anyone at all.

Eallach mhór an duine leisg (dowd), Thursday, 20 July 2017 14:18 (eight years ago)

The "Fish Called Wanda" Effect, as it is known

André Ryu (Neil S), Thursday, 20 July 2017 14:21 (eight years ago)


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