the snorg girl looks crazy

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1279/553300786_c99c31cdaa_b.jpg

that is not really snorg face but whatever i was bored

wow

good job RW, but fyi its lamp singular.

i know, i got carried away

putting this here so i dont forget about it

http://i16.tinypic.com/4xxxoy0.jpg

zwesome

SNORG GIRL SPEAKS

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From: ma✧✧✧.j0hns✧✧✧@xx✧✧✧.c✧✧ [mailto:ma✧✧✧.j0hns✧✧✧@xxxxx✧✧✧.c✧✧] On Behalf Of maura @ id0lat0r
Sent: Thursday, July 05, 2007 10:22 PM
To: Jess Harvell
Subject: Fwd: Snorg Girl Interview

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From: Hank Worrell <k1dut3✧✧✧@gx✧✧✧.c✧✧>
Date: Jul 5, 2007 10:13 PM
Subject: Snorg Girl Interview
To: t✧✧✧@id0la✧✧✧.c✧✧

We have all seen her. We all love her. She is Alice (The Snorg Girl),
the undisputed queen of blog advertising. She was kind enough to
answer a few questions for us, and I must warn you: don't read this
unless you are ready to have an even bigger crush on her. She is
pretty much awesome.

http://winningtheturnoverbattle.blogspot.com/2007/07/interview-with-alice-snorg-girl.html

"I got involved with Snorg through my older brother Rad."

WTB: Finally, the question that could break a million hearts...single?
Alice: Yes actually. I am indeed single. I do like a guy right now but he is being stupid at the moment so we’ll see what happens with that.

Sorry, Alice. I'm just...in a weird time in my life right now.

we're already living in some bad L. Ron Hubbard version of the future, aren't we

auburn tigers, andruw jones, harry potter, facebook and food. and t-shirts. really.

you get so much more out of person by their dislikes, I wish you fuckin' bloggers would remember this.

well, she hates the Yankees. That's a step.

i, too, like food and t-shirts. but alas i hate harry potter and am indifferent to or ignorant of the rest.

WTB: Are you involved with any clubs or organizations?

killer interview, guy

WTB: What do you like to do for fun?
Alice: I really like reading. I’m kind of a closet reader.

BECAUSE READING IS SOMETHING YOU REALLY NEED TO BE ASHAMED OF.

i think i hate the snorg girl now u_u

I got involved with Snorg through my older brother Rad.

it bears repeating.

haha my bad. still...

maybe she likes to read in the closet?

i must remember to take pictures of random people doing snorgface next time i am drunk

"I didn't get to Epsilon 5 until after the first colony rebellion"

My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy.

-- the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, May 23, 2007 1:00 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

dear tombot:

i will sing this ned-style over one of yr beats fyi

http://www.snorgtees.com/images/LetsGetHammered_F_Fullpic_13.jpg

i will sing this ned-style over one of yr beats fyi

Oh my.

she looks like she can unhinge her jaw

schef that's some steve reich shit right there

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snorgthemsnorgthemsnorgthemsnorgthemsnorgthemsnorgthemsnorgthemsnorgthem
snorgthemsnorgthemsnorgthemsnorgthemsnorgthemsnorgthemsnorgthemsnorgthem

where snorg becomes a loop

^ otm

http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/hkdoghouse.jpg

it's a teleportation pod for pets

oh wait you're tryin' to crown a successor to the snorg girl

Snorgone accumulator

Snorg girl's friend from Taiwan!!!

Chinese snorgbaby

an army of international Snorg People

more jazz hands

Team Snorg

http://img30.picoodle.com/img/img30/9/7/11/f_psychom_7aeeb49.jpg

very good, but martin balsam would not have approved such jaw hijinx

and that doghouse looks dalek-inspired

snorg girl = ready to take on an army of dicks = "line 'em up like a circus seal"

has this one been posted already? it makes me arrgggghhh.

http://lads.myspace.com/07_05/MS-70518-59-SNOR-MC-US/ChooseWisely_425x600_8.jpg

why does it make you arrggghh? :-(

i always thought i could make a mint with an "i'm with stupid" t-shirt where instead of pointing to the side the arrow points directly down towards your crotch

I really looked at that tee chaki posted and for a moment was like "I dont get it - rock, lounge chair, scissors?"

God. I brained my damage.

i still love snorg girl. i'd let her win at rock paper scissors.

how would you do that??