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i have nothing but ass hate this holiday season

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:33 (twenty-two years ago)

I still love the ass, but not so much the vodka. Bourbon, anyone?

― luna (luna.c), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I think I might like some ass love, but I'm a little scared it won't be a good kind.

― Sean (Sean), Saturday, 27 December 2003 01:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I LOVE ALL YOUR ASSES.

(In a platonic way, of course; no one is within range to receive more...shall we say aristotelian? types of love from me. In the new year, I wish that everyone gets the type of ass-love he or she wants or deserves.)

― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 27 December 2003 02:00 (twenty-two years ago)

my ass needs love.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

them's lovin' words

― the surface noise (electricsound), Saturday, 27 December 2003 03:29 (twenty-two years ago)

i got the bubbly bubblin thru me

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 03:32 (twenty-two years ago)

eating pesto straight from the jar: classic or dud?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:03 (twenty-two years ago)

if i don't touch a boob soon, i'm going to have to start dismembering cats to work out my frustrations.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:04 (twenty-two years ago)

thank god i only have 3 more days to wait

― the surface noise (electricsound), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:08 (twenty-two years ago)

1/3 of the bottle gone, btw

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Ever notice that there are a lot of ugly people on friendster? I just noticed that tonight.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:09 (twenty-two years ago)

never looked

― the surface noise (electricsound), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:11 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never actually gone looking for people before (hence posting in this thread) and it's just... I sound like an ass or ***** but whatever. Tilting one's head must be like the only position that people think they look good.

I should go out tonight.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:14 (twenty-two years ago)

if i don't touch a boob soon, i'm going to have to start dismembering cats to work out my frustrations.

OMG now i know what to get you for cridgmas! god knows i gots plenty to spare *snifff*

― petra jane (petra jane), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:43 (twenty-two years ago)

haha i have hit some new, unforseen low tonight

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:54 (twenty-two years ago)

i also finished off all the juice in the house and now i am wondering if i am really man enough to start drinking this stuff straight up

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:55 (twenty-two years ago)

it'll put hair on your, er, chest

― the surface noise (electricsound), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:56 (twenty-two years ago)

someday i'm gonna look back on these last couple months and laugh and laaaaaaaaaaugh

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:59 (twenty-two years ago)

either that or be in the cold, cold ground

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 04:59 (twenty-two years ago)

oaky, someone fuck me.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 27 December 2003 05:11 (twenty-two years ago)

you want phil oakey to fuck you?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 05:14 (twenty-two years ago)

he's a bit chubby now you know, but I know where he lives if you're keen.

― Ed (dali), Saturday, 27 December 2003 05:15 (twenty-two years ago)

did you drink the vodka straight?

i am being force-fed tequila and tijuana brass by my flatmate but STILL i get no love. just accusations of being antisocial!

― petra jane (petra jane), Saturday, 27 December 2003 09:05 (twenty-two years ago)

all the love i'm getting right now is 1500 kms away

― the surface noise (electricsound), Saturday, 27 December 2003 09:12 (twenty-two years ago)

all the love i'm getting is from some guy called Pepe Lopez.

since my computer is shit and i don't have AIM, you bastards shld deliver love here -> irc -%gt; dal.net -> #saddo

― petra jane (petra jane), Saturday, 27 December 2003 09:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Jess, if you were here I'd let you touch my boobs. Then I'd kick you in the shins.

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 27 December 2003 09:50 (twenty-two years ago)

it's like yin and yang

― the surface noise (electricsound), Saturday, 27 December 2003 09:50 (twenty-two years ago)

i'd let you for some Vodka. i wish the sad despos i knew were breast men...

― petra jane (petra jane), Saturday, 27 December 2003 09:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I want to know how Jess's story ends!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 27 December 2003 13:31 (twenty-two years ago)

jess, the only way to drink vodka is straight up from the bottle
if guests are over, galles and a few ice cubes are permitted.

― H (Heruy), Saturday, 27 December 2003 14:09 (twenty-two years ago)

jess's story ends in pain.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

ow.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 27 December 2003 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

but I haven't even kicked you in the shins yet!

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Sunday, 28 December 2003 01:09 (twenty-two years ago)

omg o am olmost througha bootle ofwing!

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 28 December 2003 01:10 (twenty-two years ago)

breakfast: 4 shotglasses of tequila in various states of filledness. salt. lemon. headache.

― petra jane (petra jane), Sunday, 28 December 2003 01:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Holy shite, someone send some luff dis way. (Here's how sad-ass my life is -- I went to Pier One today and bought stuff...for OTHER people.) Beer on, lovies!

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Sunday, 28 December 2003 01:21 (twenty-two years ago)

I lvo3e Jeanne3
Whoobn1
!!

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 28 December 2003 02:09 (twenty-two years ago)

haikunym checks in
getting drunker all the time
holy fuckin' shit

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Sunday, 28 December 2003 02:12 (twenty-two years ago)

idcon't belie3bve your're durnyk uinkil you f;uckyp the syllaplez!!

― teeny (teeny), Sunday, 28 December 2003 02:13 (twenty-two years ago)

i'll be back in about four or five hours when even fewer people will be around.

if i don't develop something like a social life soon, i am going to go apeshit.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 28 December 2003 02:14 (twenty-two years ago)

teeny don't you know
I do this shit in my sleep
that part is easy

the harder part is
not falling off my wood chair
nor barfing red wine

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Sunday, 28 December 2003 02:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm taking my bottle of tequila and heading west (to Ft. Worth). Probably won't be back tonight. be careful you crazy kids!

― Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Sunday, 28 December 2003 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

social lives are for pussies.
irc chat is for Hardcore despos.
someone left home brew in my fridge! best weekend ever!

― petra jane (petra jane), Sunday, 28 December 2003 02:37 (twenty-two years ago)

hmm... according to my timestamps on this thread, yr all posting from THE FUTURE

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 28 December 2003 03:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Jeanne gotz Teeny luff! Heartily reciprciated. Haikunm gotz barf red wine wood. Seriouslt belched so loud it scared the cat. Fiddo we have the same social un-life. Rock awn and awwwwwwwn. (Green bottles, anyone?) Oh, regreat iks settling in soon I fear.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Sunday, 28 December 2003 03:27 (twenty-two years ago)

(p.s. i'd like to give a shout-out and say happee birthday to my lil bro!)

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Sunday, 28 December 2003 03:31 (twenty-two years ago)

i propose a TOAST to Jeanne's brother!

― petra jane (petra jane), Sunday, 28 December 2003 03:43 (twenty-two years ago)

i got drunk with my parents! whoo! they love me.

― lauren (laurenp), Sunday, 28 December 2003 04:07 (twenty-two years ago)

p.s. i am drunk - again - on lime rickeys.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 28 December 2003 05:49 (twenty-two years ago)

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