Taking Sides: Judy Garland vs Marilyn Monroe

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"Marilyn Monroe Reading Ulysses : Goddess or Post-Cultural Cyborg?"

Hahaha.

amateurist (amateurist), Friday, 30 May 2003 14:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

three weeks pass...
I prefer Marilyn Monroe's singing to Carol Channing's.

rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 23 June 2003 02:02 (twenty years ago) link

two weeks pass...
i got the gentleman prefer blondes dvd it will be a nonstop party at my place.

amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 05:51 (twenty years ago) link

I prefer dirty blondes. What does that make me?

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 06:00 (twenty years ago) link

gemini women are often insecure if their suns are afflicted, but then marilyn's saturn was exalted in the fourth in a mrita avastha, so she really had no hope, since with saturn aspecting the 10th house/ascendant it's only a matter of time before downfall, and she was cancer asc in vedic system with asc lord in 7th, also aspected by dark saturn. can't escape fate. both were also 1s: june 1st, & june 10th: 1+0 = 1, again ruled by the sun.

too much emphasis on mutable signs leads to neurosis, even though mutability does promote sensitivity. duality, two-faced women, never still, intellectual aspirations, similarly entombed by iconicity (sex/symbol:: adolescent optimist-girl), forever unhappy with the one twin that was projected, since the other was ignored. i think marilyn was even more empty, since at least judy experienced motherhood and it changes a woman. judy was the better singer, but marilyn was splendiferous in most of what she did, so i'd pick her

gemini women never fully grow up, and inside they remain little girls, even though a part of them always wants to

and a part of them doesn't

Vic (Vic), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 12:35 (twenty years ago) link

three months pass...
We saw "Don't Bother To Knock" tonight. Would anyone like to explain that movie to me?

adaml (adaml), Sunday, 19 October 2003 07:06 (twenty years ago) link

five months pass...
"could monroe ever, even hope, to be anywhere near
as good in anything ever as garland is in that bit
in 'a star is born' where mason accidentally
slaps her in the face ?
no. in a word."

uh...have you ever seen Marilyn get TOSSED (and i mean tossed)by Richard Widmark in Don't Bother to Know after the cat fight?

which is a hell of a lot more physical than that slap Judy got!

i love both, but Judy was a singer, Marilyn never was a 'singer' she never wanted to be, that was never her goal(although she was a good singer, if you don't think so listen to 'Ev'y Baby Needs a Da-Da-Daddy' then listen to 'After you get what you want you don't want it') it was part of the training, she wanted to act, which she did very well....

Celina, Saturday, 27 March 2004 08:17 (twenty years ago) link

five months pass...
Getting tossed does not qualify being a good actress.

I agree with you though, Judy was a singer foremost but her great gift was her acting in the songs, she didn't just sing the notes she put across the words which made her a better actress than Monroe.

lily, Tuesday, 31 August 2004 18:50 (nineteen years ago) link

MM saying "it's the fog that counts" in SLIH

classic

erik, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 05:48 (nineteen years ago) link

That's a really odd picture; she looks like my ex-girlfriend.

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 05:49 (nineteen years ago) link

i've totally flip-flopped on this one, judy garland was way better.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 08:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, and the end of her life held far more Tragicomedy®

x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 16:19 (nineteen years ago) link

monroe by miles

kephm (kephm), Wednesday, 1 September 2004 16:40 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...
What a great thread.


I just saw "A Star Is Born" for the first time last night, and though Garland has never meant anything to me, I am finding myself totally captivated by the icon that she is. I can't really put my finger on it...

Kind of like how Mary J. Blige always seems to be physically under the burden of a heavy, heavy sadness -- Judy is like that, too.

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 31 May 2006 17:23 (eighteen years ago) link

This thread makes me sad.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 1 June 2006 13:23 (eighteen years ago) link

as Sandra Bernhard once said, if Monroe had lived she'd hv been Upper Left on Hollywood Squares. Garland a far more versatile talent, and an actual singer.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 June 2006 13:48 (eighteen years ago) link

This thread makes me sad.
Makes me sad too, Ally, because it reminds me that the past is a foreign country, one where I actually enjoy reading the threads.

And yeah, I agree about Judy trying too hard and vote for Marilyn.

Sons Of The Redd Desert (Ken L), Thursday, 1 June 2006 14:16 (eighteen years ago) link

APPARENTLY TODAY IS MARILYN'S 80TH B'DAY. THANK YOU FOR DYING YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH SO WE DID NOT HAVE TO WATCH U AGE

Jimmy Mod: NOIZE BOARD GRIL COMPARISON ANALYST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 1 June 2006 14:30 (eighteen years ago) link

They were both trying too hard, it was a huge part of their charm and of course ultimately their tragedy but I guess I'll leave that kind of statement to Biography.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 1 June 2006 14:36 (eighteen years ago) link

MM was funny which I don't remember Judy ever being much.

She has her moments, The Pirate (which otherwise isn't very good) and the pre-tragic stuff in Star Is Born come to mind. There's a hilarious clip of her on an old Jack Paar show re-enacting Marlene Dietrich at a party playing a record of one of MD's live performances -- consisting entirely of applause.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 June 2006 14:36 (eighteen years ago) link

That sounds hilarious- maybe.

It's too bad they got rid of the Biography clock in Columbus Circle.

Sons Of The Redd Desert (Ken L), Thursday, 1 June 2006 14:39 (eighteen years ago) link

NO WAI

The roof of my old building used to stare straight at that Biography clock. It wouldn't even seem like...Columbus Circle, now. I mean, there isn't really much to lose about that area of town now but c'mon. :(

I used to love how it'd interrupt the weather forecast to announce who they were Biography-ing that week. "78 F WITH A CHANCE OF...HANK AZARIA AT 8PM WEDS...SHOWERS"

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 1 June 2006 14:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Elaine Stritch in her solo show quoting JG in a bar at 8a.m. after a marathon post-opening wingding: "Elaine, I never thought I'd say this, but ... good night."

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 June 2006 14:45 (eighteen years ago) link

also, in what f-ing universe is this not a beauty?

this one?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 1 June 2006 14:56 (eighteen years ago) link

She's beautiful!

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Thursday, 1 June 2006 15:03 (eighteen years ago) link

I could cite a million reasons why, for example: her acting out the day's rehearsal for James Mason in A Star Is Born


OTMest thing ever said, by the way. Probably my new favoriute musical number of all time.

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Thursday, 1 June 2006 15:05 (eighteen years ago) link

I used to love how it'd interrupt the weather forecast to announce who they were Biography-ing that week. "78 F WITH A CHANCE OF...HANK AZARIA AT 8PM WEDS...SHOWERS"
Yeah, exactly, that's what I'm talking about.

Sons Of The Redd Desert (Ken L), Thursday, 1 June 2006 15:14 (eighteen years ago) link

She's beautiful!

there's no such thing as objective beauty!

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 1 June 2006 15:18 (eighteen years ago) link

or universal taste!

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 1 June 2006 15:18 (eighteen years ago) link

In what way does she not meet a Hollywood standard of beauty, regardless of your personal opinion vis a vis her attractiveness, however?

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 1 June 2006 15:19 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't know, maybe she does; I'm not really sure what a Hollywood "standard" of beauty is/was, though

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 1 June 2006 15:31 (eighteen years ago) link

You're a smart guy, figure it out.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 1 June 2006 15:42 (eighteen years ago) link

She's cute all right, but some kind of Joan Crawford-style creepiness crept in at some point and stuck around for long enough to retroactively affect her more youthful good looks.

Sons Of The Redd Desert (Ken L), Thursday, 1 June 2006 15:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Being a middle-aged addict will do that to a gal (and that's when they become food for drag queens).

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 June 2006 15:49 (eighteen years ago) link

lol @ "not a beauty"/"no such thing as beauty"

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:20 (eighteen years ago) link

i think there's such a thing as beauty, but someone else is going to disagree with me about what i find beautiful. because i feel in the minority on the subject, i like to assert my position and challenge the dominant narrative (especially because i think it's responsible for lots of non-ugly people feeling ugly, and therefore unjust).

(and perhaps i'm being purposefully obtuse in a sense in saying that i don't know what a hwood std of beauty is, but in another sense i'm really not - there's hardly a single mold that "beautiful hollywood stars" fall into these days, and i think that's been true for quite some time)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Wait a minute gabbneb are you saying beauty is ... in the eye of the beholder???

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:34 (eighteen years ago) link

well i didn't think it had to be said

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Is there in truth no beauty?

Sons Of The Redd Desert (Ken L), Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Ooooooohhhhh, so you were referring to yourself as a universe. I see.

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:40 (eighteen years ago) link

You are being purposefully obtuse; if there was no such thing as a basic, albeit vague, Hollywood standard of female beauty, approximately 17,000 ILX threads (including several you've contributed to) would not exist. You know exactly what I am talking about. She definitely falls well within the range of "conventionally attractive," regardless of an individual's opinion of whether or not her physical type appeals to them. I mean, I really doubt every single person in the world finds Marilyn Monroe to be the epitome of gorgeous but everyone will agree she meets (and kind of, not to use the word twice, but epitomizes) the standards set by Hollywood (and in turn our western society blah blah blah blah blah blah blah).

I don't really find Judy Garland to be personally attractive but I don't really understand the idea that she doesn't meet the general standard, and she's certainly by no means an ugly woman, and I really don't understand perfectly intelligent, well-read, educated people arguing with me on the idea that societal/Hollywood benchmarks of "objective" attractiveness exist, whether or not the individual agrees with them.

Granted Ken L OTM re: retroactive effects of aging badly.

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 1 June 2006 17:59 (eighteen years ago) link

I mean for heaven's sake, if this standard didn't exist and wasn't pretty well accepted as a general realm of "acceptable," where on earth do you get off placing yourself in "the minority" on the subject of what is beautiful, and why would supposedly ugly people feel they fell short of--NO!--some arbitrary standard?

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 1 June 2006 18:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Woah! Great thread revival!

I agree with Allyzay.

the bellefox (the pinefox), Thursday, 1 June 2006 18:04 (eighteen years ago) link

I wasn't calling her unattractive (though I too don't find her personally attractive), but to me, beautiful implies something more than ordinary. Sure, you can say that any movie star can be presumed to be more than ordinary, but was there really a time when the conventional straight male wisdom deemed Judy Garland "beautiful"? (or was there a conventional straight male wisdom only about who consitutes a sex symbol? she wasn't ever one, right?) i could well be ignorant here.

If Marilyn is the standard, I don't see how Judy fits it.

I mean for heaven's sake, if this standard didn't exist and wasn't pretty well accepted as a general realm of "acceptable," where on earth do you get off placing yourself in "the minority" on the subject of what is beautiful, and why would supposedly ugly people feel they fell short of--NO!--some arbitrary standard?

I admit that I'm not trying very hard, and am going on 3 hrs sleep, but I don't know what this means.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 1 June 2006 18:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Both tragic pill-popping Hollywood casualties who don't do an immense amount for me. Though I like Marilyn in Seven Year Itch, I have to give it to Judy for her rendition of Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas in Meet Me in St. Louis.

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 1 June 2006 18:14 (eighteen years ago) link

FWIW, I was anti-Marilyn for a long time- until I watched Niagara, which cured me.

Sons Of The Redd Desert (Ken L), Thursday, 1 June 2006 18:29 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost
3 days' sleep on that one wouldn't help....

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 June 2006 18:33 (eighteen years ago) link

actually, i think i figured it out. ally's just referring to the prevailing standard of beauty, which i think it's accurate to say hollywood creates/reinforces. but i'm thinking of this construct in the context of particular big hollywood stars, and i'm not sure it really applies. i think there are many such stars, past and present, who, though they probably meet some minimum threshold of conventional physical acceptability, might not be deemed physically extraordinary if they were not hollywood stars (which they became at least in part for other reasons), or are not deemed physically extraordinary even though they are hollywood stars. is it really the conventional wisdom that julia roberts is beautiful? sorry to draw out a tangential point.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 1 June 2006 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link


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